A/N: Well hello! This is my first ever FanFiction, and I hope you enjoy it. The last thing I want to do is waste your time. I worked hard on this, so hopefully you guys deem it acceptable. Please enjoy. I tried to keep the characters in...character, but I hope I did alright.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO or the SONG "BREAK YOUR HEART"
Now please enjoy. :)
Now listen to me baby
Before I love and leave you
They call me heart breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
If you fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I'mma tear you apart
Told you from the start, baby from the start.
Break Your Heart-Taio Cruz
Konoha was experiencing a rather fine, sunny day today. The cloudless sky a perfect blue and the trees billowing in the wind lazily allowed the serene setting to make its impact on the citizens. People everywhere took advantage of this day by walking and sitting amongst the grass, content as the breeze softly added its own orchestrated noise to the air. Of course, there had to be that one person who wasn't enjoying the day like everyone else.
"Lee, are you okay? You don't look happy," Tenten stared at the boy's lack of how "youthful" the day was. She noticed Lee sitting underneath a tree with downcast eyes and slumping shoulders, and decided to offer her sympathy to the boy. Taking her seat next to him, she calmly waited for his answer.
"I'm such a fool, Tenten, to think that someone as youthful and beautiful as her would even spare a glance at me. Oh, the horror!" Lee clenched his hands and looked up at the bun haired ninja, eyes filled with sadness and all the other words you have to come up with to describe a character's emotions.
"What and who are you talking about?" she tilted her head in confusion, scrunching her eyebrows together to Lee's ranting.
"Nevermind that! I will not give up," Lee stood and looked up and raised his hand, pointing a finger to the sky. "I will ask all the men of Konoha to help me win this girl's youthful affections! This day will be a good one! Thank you dear Tenten!" With that, Lee ran off to find his first victim, leaving a more confused teammate behind.
Two teens gathered together to enjoy the day like everyone else. After returning to Konoha and dealing with his punishments, Sasuke Uchiha had nothing better to do than sit alongside his teammate and embrace the calm atmosphere. Well, as calm as it could be with the loudmouth next to him.
"So Lee bumped into me and hugged me today," Naruto furrowed his eyebrows and curled his lips in disgust. "It was pretty awkward."
"Hn," Sasuke looked ahead, pretending to care and wondering if he ran out of tomatoes at home.
"Then he asked me to help him with his girl problems, but I couldn't cause I have my own problems with Hinata!" the blonde haired boy groaned in frustration, and laid his back on the grass, contemplating the situation he was in with the soft spoken girl.
"Hn," Sasuke continued to ignore him, staring blankly up at the sky. How boring. The thought of his pink haired teammate fluttered across his mind. It was almost time for her to leave the hospital and go home. He sighed and got up, disregarding Naruto's plea to come back.
"AH! There you are, Neji! How youthful it is to meet you," Lee yelled gleefully, embracing his white eyed teammate.
"First of all, "youthful" didn't make any sense in that context and secondly, get off of me now," Neji clenched his jaw and pushed the green spandex boy away.
"Youthful" happens to be the only thing I can come up with because I just don't know that many words in the dictionary. In any case, please help me, my fellow comrade!" Lee grinned, his eyes wide and hopeful.
"No," and with that, Neji walked around Lee and almost out of sight until Lee chuckled evilly.
"What are you laughing about?" Neji turned around and raised an eyebrow at the cackling ninja.
"Oh, nothing. Perhaps I shall attend to the ever beautiful Tenten and ask her to dinner," Lee casually walked away, but then slowed his pace, waiting for Neji's response.
"What do you need help with, Lee?" Neji gritted his teeth and glared at Lee's victory smirk.
"I need help on how to flirt with a girl, Neji." Lee's grin turned into a firm line, his eyes serious and freakishly big.
"A girl? I'm not exactly good with girls, Lee," Neji frowned and walked away, frustrated at the time wasted talking to the desperate teen.
"FINE! You won't know what will hit you. I will become a ladies' man," Lee's mood turned vehement as he spoke to himself. "Just you watch, just you all watch! I will be a ladies' man!"
"Just you watch, just you all watch! I will be a-"
Sasuke stopped to see the bowl haired cut male ranting angrily to himself.
What's his problem? Sasuke mused over his thoughts for a moment before passing Lee, walking towards the hospital.
"Ah, Sasuke! How are you on this youthf-"
"Shut up," the prodigy walked past Lee, making sure he would be on time to see his female teammate.
"Please, I need help. I am in desperate need to become a ladies' man, okay?" Lee yelled out in frustration, falling on his knees towards the ground.
Sasuke stopped and turned around, sighing at the pathetic boy before him. How dramatic, he thought and stared uninterestedly at Lee.
"Are you done?" Sasuke muttered and waited for a response. After a moment of silence, he turned around and went his way.
"Wait, wait! Please help me, Sasuke! I need to learn the traits of being a ladies' man, so that I may be able to win the heart of Sakura Haruno! Since you are her teammate and friend, I think you will be able to help me greatl-"
"Did you just say Sakura?" Sasuke swiftly turned around and glared at Lee, contemplating the need to Chidori his face through the wall.
"Why yes. If I can be a ladies' man, I can win her heart. You seem to have the looks and attitude that wins the affections of all the youthful ladies here in Konoha," Lee started, gleaming at the young Uchiha. "Will you please help me win the cherry blossom's heart?"
Sasuke was about to summon his Chidori when he thought better. The prodigy smirked slightly, seeing how this could be to his advantage.
Help you win her heart, huh Lee? Oh I'll help you, if only to help me look better.
After Sasuke's inevitable return back to the Leaf village, the emerald eyed lady kept a reasonable distance between her and him. Frustrated, the Uchiha had to find a way to be in her good graces again, be it picking her up from the hospital or paying for her lunch. He found himself falling for her, because then this story wouldn't make any sense and all forms of romance and reasoning for this couple would have been a waste of time.
ANYWAYS, if this was to work, Sasuke couldn't help but be gleeful at the turn of events concerning the "youthful" wannabe. As long as Sasuke lead the boy in the "right" direction, Sakura would be all his.
"So will you help me Sasuke?" Lee interrupted his thoughts and another smile was brought to his lips. "You're a ladies' man yourself, correct?"
"Why yes, yes I am a ladies' man, Lee," Sasuke responded monotonously, but in the inside he was forming an evil plan. I might as well have fun with this since it IS Lee. I mean, how much of an idiot can he be? "Sure, I guess I can help you."
Lee's eyes widen and he stood up to hug the Uchiha, only to land on his back.
"That's rule number one: Don't hug people. Don't hug guys randomly because that makes it seem like you're swinging the other way. And don't hug Sakura," Lee stared with his mouth agape, either shocked at how much the Uchiha talked or how he couldn't hug the pink haired female.
"Wait, why can't I hug her?"
Sasuke narrowed his eyes, frightening the poor boy on the ground. "Are you questioning my ladies' man expertise?"
"No, no! Of course not!" Lee got on his knees and bowed before the teen. "I will listen to whatever you say. Just please help me."
Heh, you asked for it. Sasuke smirked and turned around, walking away from the still bowing boy.
"Just meet me at my house tomorrow morning. We have a lot to do, Lee."
And with that, Sasuke left, leaving Lee in the same position.
-3 Hours Later-
What the heck is this? Why is he blocking the frickin' path? Naruto's lips turned into a frown as he stared at the object in front of him.
"Why are you on the ground bowing like that, Bushy Brow?"
So there you have it. The first chapter. I know it's pretty short, but it was just an introduction for what is to come. Slow, I know, and not that funny, but it'll get better. But you won't know what happens next if you don't review. So please review! Constructive criticism helps too! I don't mind trying harder to be better writer!
Stay classy and fabulous.