All of the male nations have superhero boxers. Australia has Batman so that whenever he walks around with his pants off he can say "HELLO, MY NAME IS BRUUUCE"
Rated: K
Australia strutted through the building nodding calmly to the gobsmacked nations and attendants that he passed by. Pausing at the doors he composed himself for the briefest of moments before flinging them open.
"G'Day mates!"
There was a long pause as everyone stared at the nation who only response was to grin widely and waved frantically at England.
"Hi mum! How you doing?"
England swore and slammed his head off of the table but before he could do anything to get the Australian out of the room Germany spoke up harshly.
"Who ze hell are you?!"
England's head made contact with the table again: This was what he had been trying so hard to avoid. Bruce's grin got even wider as he calmly stepped on to the table revealing to everyone that he was wearing no trousers.
"Hello! My name is Bruce mates!" he crowed gesturing to his Batman underpants which were on full display. They all just stared at him in shock before America stood up and began to clap.
"Dude! You're awesome!"
"Thank you mate! I do try."
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