Authors Notes: Hey!!!! I've been inspired! I read a Mediator Fanfiction
that consisted of things Mediator Character Would never Do or Say.......and
so.......I SWEEPized it. This is THINGS SWEEP CHARACTERS WOULD NEVER DO OR
SAY. Yes, I know I'm too drunk to be witty, be kind to me. It's short, but
I'll write more. Read and Review!!!! Mwhahahahahahahha
Mary K.: Hey Morgan, can I join your coven? Dancing naked it circles sounds SO COOL!
Alisa Soto: Yo, I wanna do some dark magick, yo!!! Let's be pals!
Morgan: Hunter, I'm ready
Mary Gracy Rowlands: Morgan, Mary K.....I'm becoming a lesbian...with Sky (Yes, guys, I know I'm twisted)
Hunter: Cal, let's make up. We're brothers and we should act like it! Want to go buy some matching robes?
Raven: Sky, let's go to the Abercrombie! I'm all out of pleated skirts!
Bree: Robbie, let's elope!......and have two children. I want to name them Cal and Matt!
Robbie: Sorry Bree, no can do. I just got hitched with a goat! (Don't Ask, guys)
Ciaran: Hey guys, does the council have any openings? Destroying the world sort of gets old after a while......I want HUNTER'S job!
Ciaran: You know, Morgan. Angus really was a really nice dude. In fact, he was my gay lover.
Killian: I just had to tell you all *brushes tears away*....I'm joining AA.
Alyce: Forget Starlocket....I'm joining the Fiana!!!
David: Wait........who's Stuart Afton? I cast a love spell on Mr. Rowlands!
Hunter: Morgan, love, I've decided to become Lutheran!
What they really mean (or are thinking) when they say................................
I've got to contact the council-----"I will NOT listen to the voices. I will NOT listen to the voices. I will NOT listen to the voices.I will NOT listen to the voices.I will NOT listen to the voices."
When Morgan calls Hunter "lean"-------- Damn, we have to get some meat on those Brittish bones
When Morgan pulls the whole "But Cal was my first love" bit-------But he wasn't that great a kisser anyway.
When Morgan talks about Dagda--------I wonder how he'd taste well done
When Hunter tells Morgan how she needs to restrain her magick------Either "Damn, she could whoop my ass" or....."That holding spell was a TOTAL turn on"
Authors Notes: Yes, I know I'm drunk. Thank Michelle and Lilith too. They helped A LOT!!!!! Anyway, more too come, as long as my high doesn't fade!!!! Well Review there!!!!!! I need SO MUCH mental hel
Mary K.: Hey Morgan, can I join your coven? Dancing naked it circles sounds SO COOL!
Alisa Soto: Yo, I wanna do some dark magick, yo!!! Let's be pals!
Morgan: Hunter, I'm ready
Mary Gracy Rowlands: Morgan, Mary K.....I'm becoming a lesbian...with Sky (Yes, guys, I know I'm twisted)
Hunter: Cal, let's make up. We're brothers and we should act like it! Want to go buy some matching robes?
Raven: Sky, let's go to the Abercrombie! I'm all out of pleated skirts!
Bree: Robbie, let's elope!......and have two children. I want to name them Cal and Matt!
Robbie: Sorry Bree, no can do. I just got hitched with a goat! (Don't Ask, guys)
Ciaran: Hey guys, does the council have any openings? Destroying the world sort of gets old after a while......I want HUNTER'S job!
Ciaran: You know, Morgan. Angus really was a really nice dude. In fact, he was my gay lover.
Killian: I just had to tell you all *brushes tears away*....I'm joining AA.
Alyce: Forget Starlocket....I'm joining the Fiana!!!
David: Wait........who's Stuart Afton? I cast a love spell on Mr. Rowlands!
Hunter: Morgan, love, I've decided to become Lutheran!
What they really mean (or are thinking) when they say................................
I've got to contact the council-----"I will NOT listen to the voices. I will NOT listen to the voices. I will NOT listen to the voices.I will NOT listen to the voices.I will NOT listen to the voices."
When Morgan calls Hunter "lean"-------- Damn, we have to get some meat on those Brittish bones
When Morgan pulls the whole "But Cal was my first love" bit-------But he wasn't that great a kisser anyway.
When Morgan talks about Dagda--------I wonder how he'd taste well done
When Hunter tells Morgan how she needs to restrain her magick------Either "Damn, she could whoop my ass" or....."That holding spell was a TOTAL turn on"
Authors Notes: Yes, I know I'm drunk. Thank Michelle and Lilith too. They helped A LOT!!!!! Anyway, more too come, as long as my high doesn't fade!!!! Well Review there!!!!!! I need SO MUCH mental hel