Konoha Bobobo Shorts
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A/N: Hey guys guess what, I got ya two stories of the Movie Story and the New Story, make sure you enjoy yourself
What you're about to see…
Is about humor
Violence
Romance
And also…
Involves songs by the Cast of Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
This story….
…is about true tales, and shorts that can make you laugh so hard…
…you may die of laugher…
…you are warned…
*Then a white light begins to appear and slowly coming out to the screen*
…because this is the first episode…
…of the KONOHA BOBOBO SHORTS!
*Then the white light shines brightly enough*
*Then a road appears and then Nami from One Piece's Back and We're back Song is about to begin but different this but a fast tempo and with a band*
*Female Singers starts to sing*
It's the Konoha Bobobo Shorts!
*Then Bobobo starts to run but starts running with an great speed*
Oh! It's the Konoha Bobobo Shorts!
*Then line breaks from each side and sees Bobobo in Blue and Naruto in Red using the Nice Guy Pose while running*
Ooooo!
*Then Sakura, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler started to run*
It's the Konoha Bobobo Shorts!
OH! It's the Konoha Bobobo Shorts!
*Then Sakura steps on Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch and jumps to a cliff and then curvy strings of many shorts of the Konoha Bobobo Cast*
It's the Konoha Bobobo Shorts that can make you laugh and cry at the same thing as you proceed to the story! Oh! We know that you're looking for us, because we're waiting for you to look at us now-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! *Then Beauty as she switched to Kakashi, then Softon, to Yamato, to Gasser, to Shikamaru, to Suzu, to Rock Lee, to Tsunade, to Torpedo Girl, to Hinata, To Hatenko, to Neji, to Tenten, to Shizune, to Ino, to Captain Battleship, to Choji, to Loincloth Leo, to Kiba, to J, to Shino, to Baldy Bald the 4th, and to Sai. And then Bobobo in Blue falling down while many shorts of the Konoha Bobobo Cast starts showing*
It's the Konoha Bobobo Shorts that you've waiting for, we got lots of stuff to do when you starts to show us first when we have to starttttttt!
*and then Naruto in Red starts to falling while many shorts of the Konoha Bobobo Cast starts showing*
When we have to startttttt!
*Then Female Singer 1 starts vocalizing while Bobobo and Naruto emerges from the river while the one is upside down and the other is downside up and then the Two Main Characters starts to land to the water and then locks arms with each other respectively and then they disappears and the Title: "Konoha Bobobo Shorts!" starts to appear and then the song ends*
*Then Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and Naruto in suits appears as they are sitting down, drinking some tea and then stops drinking tea and turns to face the readers*
Bobobo: Hello, and welcome to the Konoha Bobobo Shorts, where every short is darn right funny and so funny that you die of laughter.
Naruto: That's right, but we want to tell you that what you about to see is extremely hilarious.
Bobobo: Today's Beginning Long Short are "Gang Wars: Trailer Video" and the ending Long Short is "Softon's Anger Issues" , and Today's Music Video is "Cookie" so please take care of yourself.
Naruto: Enjoy this episode where you come off, "laughing your socks" outta here.
Bobobo and Naruto: Bye!
Gang Wars
by SuperLuxray
*In the Hidden Leaf Village, anyone isn't there, only silence and tumberweeds*
Voice Over: In a world, where Gangs are at war but as ninjas, they act like they're gangs, so they're Gang Ninjas! 2 and a half years ago, the Four Legendary Gangs have a debate about who should have the whole Village.
*Then Bobobo, with his hair looked like an ice cream and Softon appears*
Bobobo: The Swirly Gang will rule the Village!
*Then Don Patch and Hatenko appears*
Don Patch: No! The Wiggin Gang will rule the village!
*Gasser and Jelly Jiggler appeared*
Jelly Jiggler: NO! The Gassin Gang will rule the Village!
*Then Naruto and Sai appears*
Naruto: NO! The Windin Gang will rule the Village!
Voice Over: They have been argued for days but it didn't work out, so they commence war but the other gangs want to be in the war too. So the war has begun a month later. And Now…the War is still continuing and everyone is doing their best to win in order to rule the village.
*Then the ground starts to rumble and then we see Bobobo, Softon and the lot of ninjas are charging and then the scene changes and Naruto, Sai, and the whole lot of ninjas are charging, then the scene changes again and Gasser and Jelly Jiggler and many ninjas are charging and the last one Don Patch and Hatenko and 5 sextillion ninjas are charging as everyone about clash, the screen turns black*
Title: Gang Wars
*Then the screen is black again but only Neji's voice is heard*
Neji: Kill me…
*Then Screen goes to Neji as he was about to be kill by Bobobo*
Neji: It won't do you any good.
Bobobo: As long as I uphold the right of the Swirly Gang, everything will be playing right into my hands. *then stabs Neji as the screen goes black*
*Then the scene changes*
*At the Training Field, Bobobo is just chilling*
Naruto: Hey Bobobo, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of the Tootsie Pop?
Bobobo: Well…FOREVER!
Naruto: *with You-Know-Who* WHA?!
*Then the scenes changes*
*Patches appears and taking care of his/her Ya-Ya*
Patches: Who's a sweet little Ya-Ya, you are, you are!
Jelly Jiggler: Hi Honey, I am cheating on you.
Patches: WHAT?! WHY?!
Jelly Jiggler: Because I'm tired of your constant yelling everyday so I'm cheating on you to get away from you forever.
Patches: HOW DARE YOU?! WE WERE ONCIN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, BUT SINCE YA-YA WERE BORN, YOU WERE AVOIDING ME, DID YOU?!
Jelly Jiggler: But Honey-
Patches: Don't call me Honey, after all I done for you, why haven't you done for me?! WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
Jelly Jiggler: HOLD ON, I DID A LOT FOR YOU, I PAID THE BILLS, RENTS, AND TAXES, I DID A LOT FOR YOU SWEETHEART!
Patches: DON'T CALL ME SWEETHEART, I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, I WANT YOU TO GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN!
*Meanwhile Ya-Ya is watching while the Two Breaking Couple are fighing*
Jelly Jiggler: NEVER WANNA SEE MY FACE, I'LL SHOW YA! *starts beating Patches to a pulp*
Patches: YOU CHEATER! *Then starts counter-beating Jelly Jiggler as Ya-Ya watched the whole thing and inside his head, he laughed manically*
*Then the scene changes*
*At the Luxury Hotel, Beauty opened the door with some grocery bags.*
Beauty: Guys, I'm ho-*then sees the Wiggin Trio, Softon and Hatenko playing an strange game* Um, guys…what are you doing?
Bobobo: We're playing a game called "The Kotsu and LT Collectable Game", where we roll the dice so that Kotsu and LT can find their collectables and win.
Don Patch: It's a fun and addicting game.
Jelly Jiggler: It's got everything we need to complete the game.
Beauty: Well how long are you going to play it?
The Wiggin Trio, Softon, and Hatenko: Until we die…
Beauty: *with You-know-Who* THIS GAME IS ADDICTED!
*60 years later, everyone is dead because they were playing the game and they're now skeletons*
*Then the scene changes*
Lee: *appears* I WILL CHANGE THE FUTURE OF YOUTH AND MAKE GUY SENSEI PROUD! *Then becomes Eight Gates and dies from the Eighth Gate of Death. Then Gasser appears and looks down to see Lee dead.*
Gasser: Wow, this guy really needs to have coffee.
*Then the Scene Changes*
*Naruto walks up to Sakura*
Naruto: Hey Sakura…
Sakura: What is it? *starts thinking* Oh my god, he's really going to confess to me.
Naruto: THIS IS SPARTAN! *He was so loud he blew Sakura's hair into a messy hair* Well, see ya later Sakura. *walks away, whistling*
Sakura: What did he say to me?
*Then the scene changes*
Bobobo: HI MY NAME'S BOBOBO AND YOU ARE LUCKY TO BUY SEASON 1 AND 2 OF THE COMPLETE BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO SERIES! FEATURING THE ADVENTURE OF BOBOBO AND THE OTHERS WHEN YOU ARE DECIDING YOUR NEXT MOVE!
Naruto: HI MY NAME'S NARUTO UZUMAKI AND YOU ARE A LUCKY GUY CAUSE I'M SELLING COMPLETE SERIES OF NARUTO, AND SHIPPUDEN FOR 1,000 DOLLARS IF YOU GET RIGHT NOW THEN YOU ALSO GET A REAL HANDBAND SIGNED BY ME NARUTO UZUMAKI!
Bobobo and Naruto: SO GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF THAT COUCH AND BUY MANY DVDS OF THE NARUTO AND BOBOBO STORE WHERE WE CAN HELP YOUR NEED AND SHOW YOU THE WAY OF THE BONAFIED NINJA!
*Then the scene changes*
Naruto: RAMEN! *As he was running at the Ichiraku Ramen Noodles Shop where they are sending free ramen to anybody for today so Naruto was running faster like an speeding hedgehog* RAMEN! RAMEN!
Hatenko: *Walks around and sees Naruto* Naruto, what's up?
Naruto: *But Naruto didn't hear it but ran over Hatenko as he was still running to get to the Ichiraku's Free Ramen*
Gasser: *Walks around and sees Naruto* Naruto, where are you going?
Naruto: RAMEN! *As he ran over Gasser and still running and then he see the Ichiraku Place* THERE IT IS! I FINALLY GET TO SEE THE FREE DELICIOUS RAMEN! IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR ME TO TASTE THAT NEW RAMEN! RAMEN FOREVER!
Teuchi: Um, actually Naruto, there's no Ramen eft.
Naruto: *quietly* What… *then loudly* WHAT?!
Teuchi: Don't worry, I save 36 dozens of Ramen just for you Naruto.
Naruto: *squealed with joy and then starts eating the ramen*
Gasser: Wow, Naruto really love those Ramen.
Hatenko: Yeah, seems like he's enjoying it.
*As they watched Naruto eating Ramen all day*
*The Scene changes*
Song Time!
Cookie!
By Dengaku Man, Bobobo , and Naruto
*A Medium Tempo Black Music starts to play and Dengaku Man, Bobobo, and Naruto appears and then spins around and starts dancing*
(Dengaku Man with 4 Female Back-Up Singers)
I want a cookie, you want a cookie, we all want a cookie. COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
I want a cookie, you want a cookie, we all want a cookie. COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
(Dengakuman)
That's right, I'm Dengaku.
For all of that years, I should've been Cengaku
As I thought, we were so fond of cookie
I should have been studying on my bookie
Thanks to my level and be bevel.
I have no choice but dance in my rhythm.
(Dengaku Man with Naruto and Bobobo)
I want a cookie, you want a cookie, we all want a cookie. COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
Santa want a cookie, Tooth Fairy want a cookie, we all want a cookie, COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
(Bobobo)
That's right, uh-huh
I'm Bobobo
I'm should Gogogo
But I have choice
As I got a choice to do
So here I come,
Here I go!
My name is Bobobo and I like a cookie.
But I teaching my student not be some rookie
Like my student to be some bookie reader
I have force to stop her from smartness
I'm not talking about that.
I should be talking about cookies.
Here comes the Chocolate Chip
That's just my style
Making those Chips seems like it should be like Blimps
So I had no choice but to give my reason on this season!
(Dengaku Man with Naruto, Bobobo and 3 Cookie Men)
I want a Cookie, you want a cookie, we all want a cookie. COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
Frankinstein want a cookie, An elf want a cookie, we all want a cookie! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
(Naruto)
Here I come
Just making these cookies seemed to be a lotta work
But all of this seemed like a missing little book.
But I gotta be cool or I lose my focus if I don't hurry up then I'll be a loser again.
But I must not make haste
But it seemed like paste
So I had no choice but make this kids so happy right now!
(Dengaku Man and everyone from the song)
I want a cookie, you want a cookie, we all want a cookie. COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
The Mummy want a cookie, my friend want a cookie, we all want a cookie. COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
I want a cookie, you want a cookie, we all want a cookie. COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
I want a cookie, you want a cookie, we all want a cookie. COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
(DengakuMan)
I WANT A COOKIE! *vocalizing*
I WANT A COOKIE! *Vocalizing*
(Naruto and Bobobo)
WE WANT A COOKIE!
(Then Everyone sings)
I want a cookie, you want a cookie, we all want a cookie. COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
We all want a cookie, all of us want a cookie, together we're want a cookie! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
(Dengakuman starts vocalizing, and then he do it again. And then everyone starts to walk away while he's vocalizing, and then he also walking away and waving good bye to the readers)
Song Ends
*Beauty appears*
Beauty: Now it's time for the Ending Long Short.
Softon's Anger Issues
By SuperLuxray
*At the Hidden Leaf Village, Softon was walking around, looking for something to eat.*
Softon: *Looks at the Bar-B-Q Restaurant* Seems quite delicious. *then goes inside*
Waitress: Hello, what can I do for you today?
Softon: *Looks at the menu* Can I please get some Baby Back Ribs and also a Bar-B-Q Steak with salad?
Waitress: Alright, and would you like something to drink?
Softon: Some Tea would like it.
Waitress: Alright, your drink will be coming shortly.
Softon: Thank you. *then reads a magazine* Huh, Lady Tsunade got herself a photo shoot at the Hidden Sand, seems like she needs a bodyguard. No, this is your day off, you gotta lay off of the duties. *then continues reading the magazine*
Waitress: *Walks to Softon's table but she fell and dropped the drink and splashed into Softon's pants.* I'm sorry, I'm sorry; here let me clean you up.
Softon: *Then he started to go red and uses his Super Fist of Goddess Blabs-a-lot* GODDESS BLABS-A-LOT! *Then blew up the restaurant and walks away* THEN YOU SHOULD HIRE WAITRESSES THAT'S NOT CLUMSY! *Sighs* The nerve of people, sometimes they really need to hire somebody who WEREN'T CLUMSY LIKE THE OTHER CHICK! Maybe some coffee could calm my head down a bit. *Then he started to go to the Coffee Shop and sit down and ordered some coffee. Then he started to read the magazine.* Hmm, this girl named Hinata was protected by Neji, who were at an ambush during the mission to retrieve a dog. What is wrong with these guys these days.*
*When the Waitress walks to the table with his coffee, she fell and dropped the drink splashed into Softon's pants which makes him yelp in shock*
Softon: *he started to go red again* GODDESS BLABS-A-LOT! *Then blows up the Coffee Shop* NEXT TIME HIRE SOME WAITRESS THAT IS NOT CLUMSY AND STUPID! I really started to hate this village.
*At the Item Shop, a man pushed him out of the way and got Softon mad*
Softon: BLABS-A-LOT! *Blew the Item Shop*
*At the Training Field, something has struck him from his back and it was a paintball and he turned around and looked at some kids and he got mad again*
Softon: BLABS-A-LOT! *Blew up the Training Field*
*Then each store he went, he blew it up one at a time and he kept doing that until he's at the Last Store, it's the Ichiraku Ramen.*
Naruto: Hey Softon, glad you can join the party!
Softon: Naruto, fancy meeting you here.
Naruto: Come on, have Ramen, this one is on me.
Softon: Thanks.
Naruto: Oh Softon, did you heard what everyone said.
Softon: What is it?
Naruto: They said, this guy has blew up many stores and restaurants, maybe because some idiot has suddenly got anger issues and taking them out on people. *This had Softon felt embarrassed*
Softon: *Starts thinking* I shouldn't have known, I was making all of that mess while the beginning of my day off. If this keeps up then they're will be heck to pay. I better start calming. *But he felt the sting in his legs*
Ayame: I'm sorry, here let me clean it up for you.
Softon: *stops thinking* Okay, no more calming down. BLABS-A-LOT! *Then blew up Ichiraku Ramen*
*Meanwhile at the Hokage's Mansion*
Tsunade: So you blew up half of the restaurant, releasing your anger and also, destroying Naruto's favorite place impact him the rest of his life.
Softon: I'm sorry milady; I don't know what happened to me? Seems like my anger has got the best of me.
Tsunade: Well, at least you apologized, well you're dismissed.
Softon: Thank you.
Tsunade: I can't believe one man destroyed many stores in one day, Bobobo and his friends are quite something.
Shizune: But my lady, you do know that if something happens to Softon, he may blow up in her.
Tsunade: You mean…SOFTON WA-!
Softon: BLABS-A-LOT! *Then blew up the Hokage's Mansion and the screen went black*
*Then the scene went back to Bobobo and Naruto drinking some tea and then stops drinking and looked at our viewers again.*
Bobobo: Well, I hoped you enjoyed this wonderful episode of humor. Please see us again when we unleash many shorts and fun songs.
Naruto: That's right, make sure you R&R our first episode and see again in Episode 2 next Saturday. And this time, we won't make you wait.
Bobobo: Be sure to see us on Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo this Friday and we will see you later.
Bobobo and Naruto: Bye! *waves at the readers*
*The Ending Song. Naruto Shippuden Ending 3 starts playing*
A/N: Also, there will be more Konoha Bobobo Shorts next Saturday so be ready for more laugher! Bye!