This is just something I thought about while I read the copy and pasties you people put on your profile.

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FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

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* I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT*

Bella's POV

That was it. It's over. He didn't want me anymore. He got bored and went off with Jessica, the head cheerleader who dances like a robot who wears a skirt that could barely cover up that big pile of fat the she calls an 'ass'.

"It' over!" I cried out.

"Don't worry, Bella. He won't get away that easily." Alice, my bestfriend declared while an evil grin played across her tiny face.

"B-but..." I stuttered. Talking while crying isn't that easy.

"B-but?" Alice repeated mockingly. "Hand me the phone." she demanded.

"Here." I handed the wireless phone which was barely used this week. Jake hadn't called me at all this week. The answer as to why he hasn't was given a while ago, by the lockers in school.

Flashback

"Yo, Bella!" Jacob called out as he spotted me by my locker getting ready for the next period.

"Hi, Jake." I greeted back sweetly. My voice filled with love.

"Listen, um...I think....I-I think th-that.." He started, looking a bit nervous.

"What is it, Jake?"

"I can't do this anymore. I think it's time we split."

It took a while before what he said registered into my brain. Then Jake's words had finally entered the building.

"Wh-wh-why?!" I shrieked. What had I done wrong?! I showed up with a towel and a bottle of water after his practices. I let him copy my homework. I made sure he always had his lunch. I gave him daily doses of kisses.

"Where did I go wrong?!" I demanded. I was confused...and pissed off.

"Well, it's just that....you act like my mother! Not that I don't appreciate the "love" you give me," He said love while doing air quotes. Huh. Guess it really is over for us.

" You make sure I'm always clean! 'Jacob, don't forget this. Don't forget that. Have you studied already?'" He was mocking me. Oh, I was sooo pissed now.

"And," A voice continued. "He's with me." A dying cat! A dying cat! Where did it come from?

Jessica Stanley.

I was speechless.

"Sorry Bella." Jake said while heading towards the cafeteria with his new pet cat- er, girlfriend. He didn't even look back. He just waved his hand. Did he just wave me off?!

"No one, waves you off, Bella." Alice glared at their backs.

"When did you get here?" I asked sourly, trying my best not to break down and cry in the hallway. I was very pissed and I felt horrible for using that kind of tone on Alice. She was my sister, mom, bestfriend and other half. Not in a lesbo way. More of a 'I have your back and you have mine' way. We were like Spongebob and Patrick. We were like a kid and his blanket in the middle of a stormy night. I was always the kid and she was always the blanket.

She pulled out two packages from a paper bag.

"What's that?" I asked.

She didn't answer me. Instead, she opened the package which revealed a whole pie. She handed it to me and I took it. I stared at it as she opened the other package which revealed several cupcakes with loads of icing.

Next thing you know, Jake was like "Oh shit, run." and the dying cat was once again heard.

End of flashback.

I giggled a little at that memory as I watched Alice dial Jake's number.

"Oh, yes. Good evening Mrs. Black! I was just wondering if I could speak with Jacob? He's my lab partner and I have to give him a few notes for tomorrow." She said sweetly as she put the phone on loudspeaker.

"Hello?" Jake asked. Alice just breathed heavily into the phone.

"Hello? Who is this?" Jake demaned. Once again, Alice breathed heavily and whispered "haaaaaaaa" softly.

"Wh-who is this? I'm gonna call the police!"

"Seven days, Jacob Black. Seven days..."

"Huh?"

"Little Taylor also had seven days a few weeks ago. He didn't listen to me." She said evily which sounded a little bit seductive.

"His mommy and daddy were very upset seeing poor little Taylor hanged in his cabinet."

"Seven days....." and with that, she hung up on him. Alice put the phone back and sat on the bed. We just stared at each other in silence.

Charlie's POV

Watching the game...closer to the basket, 3 points please. 3 points!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was startled as the silence was gone from Alice's and Bella's laughter coming from upstairs.

"THAT WAS HILARIOUS!" Alice exclaimed.

"SEVEN DAYS! HAHAHA!!! SEVEN DAYS!" Bella laughed out.

Guess the girls are having fun.

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So, what'd you think? I'll be making more chapters. Don't worry, this isn't a oneshot. :) Oh, please review.