w00t! yes, that is my first off statement here. Anywho, get ready for some MAJOR crossovers...crossoverings maybe...and no, not CROSSDRESSING, crossovering...sheesh...but hey, I got this idea for a major explosive crossover filled story-heres how(not lk you really care but hey, listen for once!)so, my mom always watches discovery health, we got directv now so we have that channel, so we were watchin all of the ER stories and all that stuff. Don't get me wrong I like watching D.H...just not with my mom I guess...but then after dinner, it hit me. 'wouldn't it be kinda funny if we had all of these people from my fave mangas at one place? Like say, in the Leaf Village Hospital! But there'd be characters from like, One Piece and -Man there! AWESOME!' So yeah, there's the history...im also in the process of working on a yugioh gx fic...we'll see if it ever gets done... but BEFORE YOU READ THE STORY I need some answers to these questions.

1/should it have the same setting for all of it? (lk, Leaf Village hospital one time and the black order HQ the next...)

2/Should the narrator end up becoming a reporter!(lk me going around interviewing people)or should the reporter just be a character?

Anywho, answer these questions, enjoy the fanfic, and review!

some of the characters that will be featured(or might be)in this story:

DGM-Kanda, Allen, Rabi(Lavi, someone please tell me what's up w the two names...), Bookman, Linali, Komui, River, Johnny

Naruto-Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Kurenai, Kakashi, Gai, Lee...a lot of other people maybe, who I just don't feel like listing now...

FMA-Ed&Al(before they're 'cured')Roy, Riza, General Grumman, Winry, Dr. Marcoh, Granny

OP-The Straw Hat Pirates(Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, Robin, Franky, Brooke)

Guest stars!

Basically, people from the Yugioh!s...yes, I'm being lazy...do you want me to type the story or not!

Now, begin!

Konoha Hospital, 7:00 AM

"Naruto~! Breakfast!"A pink haired girl holding a tray with food entered one of the many hospital rooms. Inside, a blond haired boy was sitting up in bed. "Oh hey Sakura! Thanks!"Sakura handed Naruto the tray and he slightly frowned, but then grinned. "Sakura," he said whiningly, "you know I don't eat anything but ramen!"She shook her head. "You need to eat more than just ramen!"She yelled at him. "Lady Tsunade specifically ordered me to give you this!"Naruto made a face. "BLEH. Granny Tsunade's just wants to torture me, she finally has a chance to get back at me for all the hard times I gave her..." "GET LOST!"Naruto and Sakura looked towards the door, wondering where the yell had come from so early in the morning. Sakura ventured out into the hallway, where she saw a nurse scurrying towards her.

"Who was that?"Sakura asked the frantic nurse. The nurse shook her head. "Oh,just one of our new, foreign patients. He's so handsome...but very scary!"She admitted before hurrying away. 'Handsome? New? Foreign?'Sakura thought. Instantly, one person came to mind. 'Sa-sa, Sasuke!'Sakura immediately hurried down the hall, abandoning Naruto. "Um...Sakura? Hellooo~? Anybody?"

Sakura quickly turned the corner, a door away from where she thought she heard the scream. Surely if Sasuke was there someone would of told her! 'I guess you could say he's foreign...I mean, he does work for Akatsuki and is a sound ninja now, right?'Sakura thought, opening the door she thought Sasuke would be behind. "Sa-Sasuke!" "Who the hell are you! I told you nurses to GET LOST!"A man with long, silky black hair roared. "Uh, um, who are you?"Sakura asked, disappointed it wasn't Sasuke. "That's what I just asked you!"He screamed glaring darkly, a hand on his sheathed sword.

"Um, I'm Sakura Haruno, I'm Lady Tsunade's apprentice." "Who the hell's that?"He asked, still glaring coldly. "The- the Hokage of course!"Sakura said, wondering what was wrong with him. "Hokage? That's it-where the hell am I!"He asked seemingly the general population. "The Hidden Leaf Village, at Konoha Hospital. Now can you please tell me who you are?"The man rolled his eyes and took his hand off his sword, crossing his arms. "Kanda." "Kanda?" "Yeah. What country am I in?" "Uh, the land of Fire." "What?"He asked, giving her a look like she was crazy. "Uh...yeah..." "KANDA!"A group of guys burst through the door.

"Yuu, are you ok!"The redhead asked. "Kanda, are you alright? Where are we!"The smaller redhead in a lab coat asked. "The others are here too."A taller, calmer blond haired guy also in a lab coat said. "Um, who are you?"Sakura asked. The first redhead grinned. "Rabi, Bookman's successor, if this old man ever dies I mean."He said pointing to the short man resembling a panda or raccoon in front of him. "He's Bookman." "I- I'm Johnny, can you tell us where we are?"The other red head with glasses asked. "I'm River."The calm blond said. "Like Johnny asked, where are we?"Sakura was stunned. "The land of Fire, Village Hidden in the Leaves, Konoha Hospital..." "Where's that?"Rabi asked Bookman, who responded with a deep in thought look. "What country are we in?"Johnny asked.

"The Land of Fire."Sakura repeated, getting freaked and annoyed. Now it dawned on her that Kanda's companions dressed differently than really anyone she knew-at least, the Rabi guy did. "I'M FINE! NOW WHERE THE HELL AM I?"Sakura once again heard yelling. 'Another foreign patient?'All heads were turned towards the hall. "Friend of yours?"She asked Kanda. He glared and Rabi shrugged while River and Johnny conversed. Sakura hesitantly headed out into the hallway and followed where she thought she heard the yelling. Once again, not one, but three nurses followed by a doctor fled past her. 'Worse than Kanda?'She thought. She peered into a room, where she saw a green haired man removing all sorts of bandages.

"Um, are you ok? I don't think you should be doing that."She said as she rushed over to him. "I'm Sakura Haruno, who-" "I'M FINE!"He yelled. "Now where am I? Last thing I remember is being separated from Luffy and the others. I was at some creepy deserted place with that ghost girl." "Um, you're in Konoha Hospital, in the Hidden Leaf Village, in the land of Fire."She said for the third time today. "Where the hell-" "Is that?"Sakura finished for him. "Does one of your friends have long black hair?"She asked. "Uh, no. I have this crazy idiot captain who's made of rubber." "What!"Sakura asked him stunned. "By the way, who are you?" "Zoro Roronoa, ex-bounty hunter, now with the Straw Hat Pirates, bounty worth-" "Pirates!"Sakura exclaimed. "Yeah, I know what you're thinking. That we're gonna destroy your village or something. We're not usually like that. Luffy tends to make friends with everyone, even enemies. You don't have any Marines here do ya? That could set us off."

"Ma-Marines?"Sakura asked confused. Zoro rolled his eyes and stood up. Sakura noticed the three swords on his hip. "I'm out of here."He said, putting his shirt on and walking out of the room "Hey! Wait!"Sakura yelled from the doorway, watching him walk down the hall. "You can't leave, you're seriously injured!"She sighed. 'Oops...I left Naruto pretty suddenly there...guess I should go back and apologize.' Sakura wearily began down the hall towards Naruto's room. While walking past Kanda's room she heard the men still conversing. Finally she reached Naruto's room, weirded out. While opening the door she heard voices from inside.

'Who could that be? Chouji visiting?'She opened the door. "Yeah and Ichiraku's ramen is the best!"Naruto said grinning and happily slurping down noodles. On his right sat a boy with short black hair wearing a straw hat. On his left sat a silver haired boy, who had some weird marks around his left eye. All three of them were eating huge amounts of food. "Who are they!"Sakura asked.

"Monkey D. Luffy, captain of the Straw Hat Pirates."The one in the middle said with a mouth full of meat. "I'm Allen Walker, exorcist." "E-Exorcist? Wait, Straw Hat Pirates?"Sakura turned to Luffy. "Do you have a green haired swordsman in your crew?"She asked him. "Oh!"Luffy said, his mouth still full, "Zoro's here! Great!" "And are you friends with a long black haired, cold swordsman?"She asked Allen. "Kanda! So he's here too huh?" "Him and others." "Do you know who?"Allen asked holding a chicken leg and swallowing the food that was in his mouth. "Um,"Sakura said, trying to remember the guys' names, "Johnny, Bookman, Rabi and River?"She guessed. "Oh great! They're safe, that's a relief." Sakura nodded then left the room. She closed the door, leaned against it and sighed. Then she began to walk down the hall. "Oof!-Ouch!"She said, walking into something hard, metal, and pointy. She rubbed her head, backed away and looked up.

"Oh, sorry!"The GIANT SUIT OF ARMOR exclaimed. "Uh...um..."Sakura began, finally accepting that today's patients were insanely weird. "Have you been um, looked at?"Sakura awkwardly asked. "Oh, um, I'm fine." "Are any of your friends a grumpy swordsman, a pirate, or an exorcist?"She asked. "Um, what? No..." "Oh, ok then."Sakura said. "I'm Sakura Haruno. Welcome to the Land of Fire, Village Hidden in the Leaves, Konoha Hospital..."She said, used to the weird foreigners. "Um...where's-" "I don't know."She said, giving up. "Um, I'm from Ametris...My name's Alphonse, Alphonse Elric. My brother's here. We're both um...alchemists..." "Uh...alchemists...?"Sakura asked. "Uh...yeah..." "Cool, I'm a ninja."She said nonchalantly, nodding. "Ah, ok..."Alphonse said nodding as well. "Well, I better find Edward, he always ends up getting into trouble. Um, thanks for the info...and uh...stuff..."Alphonse said awkwardly, leaving.

"Yeah, exorcists, swordsmen, pirates, ninja and alchemists...what more could we get here...?"Sakura asked herself out loud. "ICHIGO! WHERE ARE WEEEE!" "Shut up Kon! How am I supposed to know!-you just woke me up!" "Hey you two, shut up!" "C'mon Renji!"

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Yugi: Wow, that was a weird chapter...

Joey: When do we getta be in?

Me: Next chapter Joseph, next chapter..

Joey: ...um, ok then?

Komui: I can't wait for my part! I'll take most of the reviews!

Kurotsuchi: Just wait 'til the cliques get established...interesting, very interesting...

Kenpachi: Just wait for all that glorious bloodshed!

Yugi: Uh, verbally right? Right? C'mon guys, answer me here!

Kenpachi: Well actually-

Me: Sure Yug, sure, whatever helps you sleep at night...

Komui: Eek!

Renji: If ya can't take the heat then get out of the fanfic

Joey: You tell 'em!

Sasuke: Why wasn't I in this chap?

Me: We had Kanda, he more than fills the role you would have played..

Sasuke: What?

Renji: In other words, two demonic sword wielding devils are enough for one chap..

Joey: Yeah, Kanda more than fills the occupancy of emolicious guy.

Kanda: EXCUSE ME!

Kaiba: Just saying, one emo guy per chapter please.

Joey: Yeah, one emos enough

Tristan: Not that we have anything against emos here...

Sasuke/Kanda: WHAAT!

Alphonse: um...see you next chapter!

Sanji: Unless SOMEONE kills you in your sleep...

Alphonse: WHAT!

Sanji: Nothing, just ignore that kid.

Alexis: I think we should be worried Zane, very, VERY, worried...

Zane: Yeeah...you're just getting that message?

Linali: Ok, so, see you next chapter!

============================================================================ ok! So now chapter numero uno is over! So now we have Shinigamis, Exorcists, Alchemists, ninjas, pirates, and soon to be-duelists as well!What awaits the crossovers? Not even I know! Get ready for the cliques to be established, and the true weirdness to be revealed! Reviews of all kinds appreciated! And don't forget about those questions! Oh, and happy 4th of July!