"So, tell us, tell us exactly how it happened."
McCree
I tried to stand, but couldn't. At first my legs wouldn't work, then realised I was tied and bound. My shirt was soaked, and my ankles felt like hell. I looked down and realised my nipples were in nano-clamps. The feeling of them pulling at my nipple piercings felt like cattle being stretched apart by a hyena.
I don't know why, but I'm wearing my old Blackwatch uniform. Milky blood has started to seep through and collect at my crotch. The open gashes around my genitals were starting to sting. I felt like I was losing so much blood that if I shifted in the slightest, a hemorrhoid would pop and I'd bleed out. Fuck that.
"Fine Jack, I'll tell you what happened."