Turn Off the Camera!
(Don't picture these... or do?)
Warnings: Silliness, OOC (duh), and probably some torture, but it's all fun and games until- oh, shoot. Sorry, Farf.
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1) Omi the dominatrix [Ken: O.o Yohji: *dies* Nagi: Bring it on! XD]
2) Nagi doing that [...]
3) Crawford the French Maid
4) Aya the used-car salesman
5) Aya the used car salesman [Yohji: *snickers*]
6) Yohji swearing off sex... or anything, for that matter [Aya: *too cool to snicker*]
7) Farfie deciding to live by the theory that Nuriko hurts God
8) Reiji the hippie
9) President/Premier/King Schuldig (worse yet, Schu-the-Führer)
10) Omi the pimp (*Aya, Yohji, and Ken exchange VERY worried looks*)
11) Farfie revolutionizing Country music
12) Crawford the two-dollar whore (Schuldig: And that's how many DM?)
13) (think about it. Do you really WANT a 13 on a list like this?)
14) Ken falling victim to America (instead of soccer, football!)
15) Aya the overly social waitress
16) Omi the Mazoku (Omi: *eyes gleam*)
17) Farfie the genki florist
18) Yohji the innocent little kid (kawaii, but... is it possible?!)
19) Nagi the professional wrestler! [*everyone dies*] (erm, maybe his powers...?)
20) Crawford the blue singer
21) Ken the strict French ballet instructor
22) The Schwarz taking ballet from him (yes, tutus)
23) Farfie, crocodile hunter
24) Omi the punk
25) Aya and Crawford at a sleepover (read: pillow fighting over guys, makeovers)
26) Yohji the censor (not!)
27) Farfie the psychiatrist
28) Schuldig knitting
29) Crawford = Madonna
30) Omi = Eminem
31) Ken the rabid snail on caffeine! (Don't ask, or at least ask Nick)
32) Farfie = Bob Ross ("Now, let's draw some happy little knives...")
33) Yohji the dumb blonde... complete with pink miniskirt
34) Aya the CourtTV judge with an attitude
35) Crawford the Sonic rollerskating waitress
36) Reiji the cab driver, mowing down pedestrians...
37) Schu the tour guide
38) Ken the gossipy hairstylist (read: tight designer clothes and flaming GAY)
39) Omi the brainless jock
40) Farfie the old lady with 5 billion cats s/he all knows by name
41) Nagi the "desperate virgin" [Schu: *rofl*]
42) Manx the drag queen [Yohji: So THAT explains it!]
43) Crawford the obsessive Weiß yaoi fan
44) Yohji the nerdy, dateless, outcast teen
45) Aya's a lumberjack and he's okay, he likes to press wild flowers... (Monty Python fans know where this is going...)
46) Omi the gold-digging bitch
47) Reiji the shota (ugh, ugh, ugh, etc....)
48) Nagi, Naga... don't tell me you haven't thought about it
49) Ken making a justice speech - Ameria! (c'mon, klutz factor)
50) Schuldig the DBZ addict (imagine, the hair)
51) Farfie the TV Evangelist (or Farf on the 700 club)
52) Crawford on a sugar high
53) Yohji the housewife
54) Aya the clown (picture Trowa)
55) Omi the drug dealer (yoyoyo, homie G!)
56) Schuldig teaching Sex ED (Erm, that's not quite what we meant...)
57) Ken the cheerleader
58) Nagi = Shinji [*everybody runs for the hills*]
59) Farfie the model (picture the makeup commercials)
60) Crawford the hick (picture a pic-eating contest, etc.)
60's enough, and I'm outta ideas.
~Neko4~
March 2002
(Don't picture these... or do?)
Warnings: Silliness, OOC (duh), and probably some torture, but it's all fun and games until- oh, shoot. Sorry, Farf.
----------------------
1) Omi the dominatrix [Ken: O.o Yohji: *dies* Nagi: Bring it on! XD]
2) Nagi doing that [...]
3) Crawford the French Maid
4) Aya the used-car salesman
5) Aya the used car salesman [Yohji: *snickers*]
6) Yohji swearing off sex... or anything, for that matter [Aya: *too cool to snicker*]
7) Farfie deciding to live by the theory that Nuriko hurts God
8) Reiji the hippie
9) President/Premier/King Schuldig (worse yet, Schu-the-Führer)
10) Omi the pimp (*Aya, Yohji, and Ken exchange VERY worried looks*)
11) Farfie revolutionizing Country music
12) Crawford the two-dollar whore (Schuldig: And that's how many DM?)
13) (think about it. Do you really WANT a 13 on a list like this?)
14) Ken falling victim to America (instead of soccer, football!)
15) Aya the overly social waitress
16) Omi the Mazoku (Omi: *eyes gleam*)
17) Farfie the genki florist
18) Yohji the innocent little kid (kawaii, but... is it possible?!)
19) Nagi the professional wrestler! [*everyone dies*] (erm, maybe his powers...?)
20) Crawford the blue singer
21) Ken the strict French ballet instructor
22) The Schwarz taking ballet from him (yes, tutus)
23) Farfie, crocodile hunter
24) Omi the punk
25) Aya and Crawford at a sleepover (read: pillow fighting over guys, makeovers)
26) Yohji the censor (not!)
27) Farfie the psychiatrist
28) Schuldig knitting
29) Crawford = Madonna
30) Omi = Eminem
31) Ken the rabid snail on caffeine! (Don't ask, or at least ask Nick)
32) Farfie = Bob Ross ("Now, let's draw some happy little knives...")
33) Yohji the dumb blonde... complete with pink miniskirt
34) Aya the CourtTV judge with an attitude
35) Crawford the Sonic rollerskating waitress
36) Reiji the cab driver, mowing down pedestrians...
37) Schu the tour guide
38) Ken the gossipy hairstylist (read: tight designer clothes and flaming GAY)
39) Omi the brainless jock
40) Farfie the old lady with 5 billion cats s/he all knows by name
41) Nagi the "desperate virgin" [Schu: *rofl*]
42) Manx the drag queen [Yohji: So THAT explains it!]
43) Crawford the obsessive Weiß yaoi fan
44) Yohji the nerdy, dateless, outcast teen
45) Aya's a lumberjack and he's okay, he likes to press wild flowers... (Monty Python fans know where this is going...)
46) Omi the gold-digging bitch
47) Reiji the shota (ugh, ugh, ugh, etc....)
48) Nagi, Naga... don't tell me you haven't thought about it
49) Ken making a justice speech - Ameria! (c'mon, klutz factor)
50) Schuldig the DBZ addict (imagine, the hair)
51) Farfie the TV Evangelist (or Farf on the 700 club)
52) Crawford on a sugar high
53) Yohji the housewife
54) Aya the clown (picture Trowa)
55) Omi the drug dealer (yoyoyo, homie G!)
56) Schuldig teaching Sex ED (Erm, that's not quite what we meant...)
57) Ken the cheerleader
58) Nagi = Shinji [*everybody runs for the hills*]
59) Farfie the model (picture the makeup commercials)
60) Crawford the hick (picture a pic-eating contest, etc.)
60's enough, and I'm outta ideas.
~Neko4~
March 2002