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Lord Of The Babies
Once upon a merry time, there lived a hobbit called Bilbo.
He was a fat idiot who went galloping around on a donkey to find a stupid ring which made him invisible.
Then he gave it to Frodo the hobbit who was his nephew.
Frodo went to destroy the ring as he was told by his, in his opinion, slightly attractive uncle.
Instead of the ring being destroyed, Frodo proposed to his sexual partner Sam.
Sam was also fat with a French moustache and always wore a cooking apron.
Sam wore the ring all the time to prove his love to Frodo, who was getting down with the other hobbit…what's his name?
Anyway the ring changed all of Sam's chromosomes so that became a lady.
Frodo and Sam had a very passionate wedding night and shortly later Sam became pregnant.
The problem was that the ring became more and more possessive in Sam- he became addicted to pregnancy.
There was a big row when Frodo came home and saw 100,000 baby Hobbits with fangs. Frodo died and Sam died and what's his name died and Baby 1 died and baby 2 died and baby 3 died etc.
Baby 99,000 had to burry everyone and then he went and kill Bilbo the Bimbo for giving Frodo the ring.
The Very Sad End.