Urban Ed- poetic style
By Houou
AN: Urban Ed is my favorite ed-isode, and I thought I'd try a poem on this.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Playing chess
Call checkmate
Trash can lids
"That's home plate!"
Silly tasks
Ed's a flyin'
Pelting Double D
Johnny's not buying
Nazz lounging
Eddy mentioned twice
Big city mentioned
Suburban must suffice
"Let's drive to the city!"
They don't have a truck
Bring a city to the cul-de-sac
"Not to mention a duck!"
Loud noises
"Those Eds are
Up to something."
Kevin walked far
"We've got
Our own city!"
Made out of cardboard
It aint real pretty
A bad place
Ignore you
Running quickly
They like it, it's true
Talking to cardboard
Milk carton says go
Jimmy's been scared
Eddy's horn blow
Kevin rear-ended
Double D
"You cut me off
Double Dweeb!"
Squeeze between buildings
Johnny in bad part
Plank's run off
Eddy lacks a heart
Tried to get bribed
Johnny gets mad
"Shine your shoe, citizen?"
Double D's pay is bad
"I'm a
Gazelle. Oink!"
Double D helps Nazz
Nazz's hands go boink
Plank drives fast
"Lineups!
And more lineups!
What's with all the lineups?"
Jimmy got a tattoo
A snake near his neck
Ed is drawing corn
Upon Kevin's back
"You butted in line Rolf!"
Sarah kicks a
Johnny shows up
To ruin everyone's day
"Surrender urban fiend!"
Johnny mugs Eddy
And you know what Ed says?
"Can I cater a party?"
Johnny climbs a building
"Curtains for your dirty money!"
With Ed working lights
Plank talks to Johnny
Money falls all over
Ed and Double D
All run for it
Quickly as can be
Double D got nothing
And Ed got a worm
Edd found it ironic
Now watch the worm squirm
Ed knocks the buildings
Faster than a train
"Dominoes!
Let's do it again!"