Sushi's version of. . . Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
Authors Note: Turn back if you DO NOT like anything to do with SEX, SWEARING, or DRUGS (in later chapters.) You have been warned. . .
At the temple of light in China, Kung Lao is watching Liu Kang do his meditation thingies.
Kung (nodding): Yes, you are ready (Pushes play on a boom box and Stayin' Alive starts playing)
Liu (doing Disco dance moves): Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. . .
While Liu was busy dancing, Kung changes into Shang Tsung, wearing a red corset top, a black leather skirt, black stiletto boots, holding a bullwhip.
Shang (in a Hannibal Lector-type way): Hello Liu (a record scratch sound is heard and the music stops)
Liu (turns around and screams likes a girl): I thought you died!
Shang: Shang Tsung, the all-powerful, soul stealing, transvestite dominatrix can't die, bitch!
Liu: I'm not your bitch, I'm Kung's.
Shang: I'm gone for a while and you find yourself someone else?
Quan-Chi (appears wearing handcuffs and a leather thong): Master, aren't we going to finish?
Shang: Not now, bitch! (snaps his whip at him)
Liu (gasps) And you talk about me? (jumps at Shang and punches him in the nose)
Shang (holding his nose): I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding! Bitch come help me!
Quan: I can't. My hands are cuffed together.
Shang (rolls his eyes and zaps the cuffs off) NOW help me bitch.
Quan: Yes master (throws Green Skull thingie at Liu and hits him in the back)
Liu: I'm hit! (falls over)
Shang (grabbing Liu's head): This is for becoming some else's bitch! (he twists Liu's head and snaps his neck, killing him)
Shang: Your soul is mine, now and forever (sucks Liu's soul out) Come bitch, I can think of a few kinky things to do with this one.
A couple hours later. . .
Kung Lao (the real one) walks to where Liu was doing his meditation thingies, wearing a black leather Moulian(?) Rouge-type outfit, holding a Cat o' nine tails.
Kung: All right bitch, are you ready to- (stops when he sees Liu lying on the ground)
Kung (falling to his knees by Liu): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I"LL KILL WHOEVER KILLED MY BITCH!
At the God's Temple. . .
Fujin (running into the Main room): Raiden! Raiden! Raiden! He skids to a halt when he sees Raiden sitting on a throne, smoking a hookah, with Kitana chained to the throne, wearing a gold bikini, and Sonya, Li Mei, and Nitara doing suggestive dances in skimpy outfits.
Raiden: At last we have the mighty Fujin.
Fujin (rolls his eyes): Stop fucking around, I got some bad news to tell you.
Raiden: Oh all right. Girls, come back later (smacks Li Mei's ass as she walk by)
Kitana (unchaining herself): What about our deal? A thousand dollars for wearing the bikini and two thousand more for being chained to the throne.
Raiden (quietly): I'll send you a check (Kitana walks away) Now, what did you want tell me.
Fujin: Liu Kang is dead.
Raiden (choking on his hookah): Liu's dead? Who killed him?
Fujin: Shang Tsung and his new bitch, Quan-Chi.
Raiden: I thought Shang was dead.
Fujin: Shang Tsung, the all-powerful, soul stealing, transvestite dominatrix can't die.
Raiden (getting up from the throne): Bullshit. I'm going to relinquish my status as Elder God and get a team together and kill Shang and his bitch (forms a portal and lights a cigarette) Oh, and don't touch my hookah while I'm gone! (disappears into the portal)
Fujin (snorts): Yeah right, as if I'm going to listen to him. (sits down in throne and picks up Hookah)
Authors Note: Turn back if you DO NOT like anything to do with SEX, SWEARING, or DRUGS (in later chapters.) You have been warned. . .
At the temple of light in China, Kung Lao is watching Liu Kang do his meditation thingies.
Kung (nodding): Yes, you are ready (Pushes play on a boom box and Stayin' Alive starts playing)
Liu (doing Disco dance moves): Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. . .
While Liu was busy dancing, Kung changes into Shang Tsung, wearing a red corset top, a black leather skirt, black stiletto boots, holding a bullwhip.
Shang (in a Hannibal Lector-type way): Hello Liu (a record scratch sound is heard and the music stops)
Liu (turns around and screams likes a girl): I thought you died!
Shang: Shang Tsung, the all-powerful, soul stealing, transvestite dominatrix can't die, bitch!
Liu: I'm not your bitch, I'm Kung's.
Shang: I'm gone for a while and you find yourself someone else?
Quan-Chi (appears wearing handcuffs and a leather thong): Master, aren't we going to finish?
Shang: Not now, bitch! (snaps his whip at him)
Liu (gasps) And you talk about me? (jumps at Shang and punches him in the nose)
Shang (holding his nose): I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding! Bitch come help me!
Quan: I can't. My hands are cuffed together.
Shang (rolls his eyes and zaps the cuffs off) NOW help me bitch.
Quan: Yes master (throws Green Skull thingie at Liu and hits him in the back)
Liu: I'm hit! (falls over)
Shang (grabbing Liu's head): This is for becoming some else's bitch! (he twists Liu's head and snaps his neck, killing him)
Shang: Your soul is mine, now and forever (sucks Liu's soul out) Come bitch, I can think of a few kinky things to do with this one.
A couple hours later. . .
Kung Lao (the real one) walks to where Liu was doing his meditation thingies, wearing a black leather Moulian(?) Rouge-type outfit, holding a Cat o' nine tails.
Kung: All right bitch, are you ready to- (stops when he sees Liu lying on the ground)
Kung (falling to his knees by Liu): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I"LL KILL WHOEVER KILLED MY BITCH!
At the God's Temple. . .
Fujin (running into the Main room): Raiden! Raiden! Raiden! He skids to a halt when he sees Raiden sitting on a throne, smoking a hookah, with Kitana chained to the throne, wearing a gold bikini, and Sonya, Li Mei, and Nitara doing suggestive dances in skimpy outfits.
Raiden: At last we have the mighty Fujin.
Fujin (rolls his eyes): Stop fucking around, I got some bad news to tell you.
Raiden: Oh all right. Girls, come back later (smacks Li Mei's ass as she walk by)
Kitana (unchaining herself): What about our deal? A thousand dollars for wearing the bikini and two thousand more for being chained to the throne.
Raiden (quietly): I'll send you a check (Kitana walks away) Now, what did you want tell me.
Fujin: Liu Kang is dead.
Raiden (choking on his hookah): Liu's dead? Who killed him?
Fujin: Shang Tsung and his new bitch, Quan-Chi.
Raiden: I thought Shang was dead.
Fujin: Shang Tsung, the all-powerful, soul stealing, transvestite dominatrix can't die.
Raiden (getting up from the throne): Bullshit. I'm going to relinquish my status as Elder God and get a team together and kill Shang and his bitch (forms a portal and lights a cigarette) Oh, and don't touch my hookah while I'm gone! (disappears into the portal)
Fujin (snorts): Yeah right, as if I'm going to listen to him. (sits down in throne and picks up Hookah)