Authors Note: Ok, so I haven't written anything in waaayyyyy too long and it is killing me! After the episode NeighborhoodWatch, I just had to write something! I heard this song from an amazing YouTube video about our favorite couple Kensi and Deeks, so I wrote a story about it. I hope yall enjoy! Oh and regarding the lyrics, Frank and Annie are the singers.
Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS: LA, and no matter how much I wish for it, I don't get it. So sad. :) Also, I don't own the video (but you should look it up) or the song. It belongs to the album Annie Get Your Gun.
-Chapter 1-
Annie: Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
Frank: No you can't
Annie: Yes I can
Frank: No you can't
Annie: Yes I can
Frank: No you can't
Annie: Yes i can, yes I can!
Frank: Anything you can be I can be greater, sooner or later I'm greater than you
Annie: No you're not
Frank: Yes I am
Annie: No you're not
Frank: Yes I am
Annie: No you're not
Frank: Yes I am, yes I am!
Kensi and Deeks were in the dressing rooms in OSP changing into their newly formed covers' clothes. They were assigned to go undercover in a popular club in an attempt to take down a Petty Officer selling drugs to the Black Market. Kensi and Deeks stepped out of the dressing rooms at almost the same time, both admiring the outfits chosen by Hetty. Kensi was wearing a dark blue mini dress and light tan heels and Deeks was wearing a dark gray suit. Just as Kensi began to walk away, she caught Deeks staring at her.
"Deeks!" Kensi practically yelled, catching Deeks' attention.
"Yes, Sugar Bear?" He responded with a grin as big as Alaska plastered on his face.
"Don't call me that! We aren't married anymore!" She said, inching closer to punching him.
"Ok. Fair enough. But," He started, knowing full well that what he was about to say would get a response, albeit an angry one, "That means I can stare at you because according to you, husbands don't stare at their wives."
"You know what I think?" She asked not even waiting for Deeks to answer, "I think that you are jealous."
"And why would I be jealous?" He asked.
"Because, like I said earlier, we aren't married anymore, so I am free to flirt with whoever I want." Kensi stated proudly.
"The only time I've ever seen you flirt with anyone was when you were on an op." Deeks quickly retaliated.
"No! That's not true!" Kensi tried. "Ok, so, maybe it's a little true." She said, after thinking for a minute.
"Ha!" Deeks shouted in victory.
"But," Kensi said almost immediately, "it always works. You guys are lucky you have me. Otherwise, you would never get any cases solved.
"Aha! Not true." Deeks scoffed. "I help solve a lot of cases for you guys with my amazing undercover skills."
"Alright Mr. Big Shot. Name one. Kensi said with a slight smirk.
"Well, there was the..." He said, thinking for a moment. "There was the one where I had to be Max Gentry!"
"Mhm. And?" She asked drawing out the last word and tilting her head to the side.
"And... I think we should have a contest. Whoever is the one who has the biggest part in bringing in this suspect has to bring burgers, fries, and milkshakes to the other persons house three times a week. For a whole month." Deeks said with confidence.
"Deal. But we have to switch up the food. Burgers for a month will get boring." She said, looking up at the clock. "We have to go! Callen and Sam are probably already at the club."
"Ok. Just be prepared to lose." Deeks said, about to slap Kensi's butt when she stopped him.
"Just remember, we aren't undercover anymore, so I can punch you." She said without ever turning around.
"How did you-? What!" A confused Deeks said before running to catch up to Kensi, who was already waiting in the car.
"You ready?" Kensi asked as Deeks climbed in the passenger side door of the car.
"If by 'you ready,' you mean ready to win. then yes, I am." Deeks said shooting a smile at Kensi.
"You just keep telling yourself that. Oh and by the way, I like that little place on the corner of 3rd and Main." She said, a small smile forming on her lips.
When they arrived at the club, Deeks got out of the car and opened the door for Kensi, handing the keys and some money to the valet before walking in.
"Ok. The suspects name is Gary Parner." Callen said over the coms.
"Alright. Thanks Callen. I'm gonna go see if he'll sell me some of the drugs." Deeks said.
"Ha! Good luck with that!" Kensi scoffed. "I'm gonna be over by the bar."
"I have a visual on Parner." Sam said. "He's walking over to Kensi."
"Got him." She confirmed.
"Within a few seconds, he was already sitting on the barstool next to Kensi.
"Hey. Let me buy you a drink." He said, acting like he owned the place.
Kensi shook off the gross feeling that this guy gave her and responded.
"Uh... sure! That'd be great!" She said in a flirty voice.
He smiled at her as he ordered two shots of tequila from the overworked bartender. As he set the two glasses on the bar, Parner immediately drank his.
"Hey, if you want, I can take you back to my place." He slurred, obviously from having more than just that one shot. "I'll let you in on a little secret."
"Oh yea? What's that?" She asked attempting to move back from his alcohol scented breath.
"Me and my buddies are selling drugs. We have the best in town if you want some." He stated proudly.
"Really?" Kensi asked, thinking that this may be the one time a suspect being drunk may actually benefit them. "Ok! I'll buy some. my friend is looking for a good dealer. I'll tell her about you."
"Thanks sweetheart." He slurred, even worse than before. He miraculously got off the barstool without falling over, solely because he grabbed hold of Kensi's hand. He led her out of the club, with Deeks close behind and Callen and Sam, hearing everything he said over the coms, already outside. They finally made it to his car as he clicked the button to unlock it.
"Here they are... what's your name sweetheart? You never told me." He said, looking like he was on the verge of tears his eyes were so bloodshot, and clutching to the bag of drugs in his hands.
"Oh. It's Kensi. Special Agent Kensi Blye. And you are under arrest, sweetheart." She said, cuffing the utterly confused man and handing him to Callen and Sam.
Later, the suspect, along with Kensi, Deeks, Callen, and Sam, were all in the boatshed.
"You guys go home. We got this guy. Chances are, he's gonna be asleep till morning anyways judging by how drunk he is." Sam told Kensi and Deeks.
"Thanks Sam. Night guys." Kensi said, already changed back into her normal clothes, much to Deeks' dismay.
"Ditto. See ya on Monday." Deeks said before yawning.
Before they got in their cars, Deeks remembered that there was something he forgot.
"Hey, so I guess I owe you that food." Deeks said smiling.
"Deeks, it's fine. You look tired anyways." Kensi said.
"Nope. A deal's a deal. Plus, I'd much rather spend the night with you." Deeks said, noticing Kensi face turn bright pink.
"Alright." She said trying to hide her grin."You go pick up the food and I'll put in a movie. How about Grown Ups?"
"Yea! That sounds great." Deeks replied, getting in his car.
"Ok. See you in a few. Drive safe." She called out before closing her car door and turning the keys.
Back at her house, she grabbed the movie and put it in the DVD player. Leaving it to play through the other movie previews, she went into her room and threw on a pair of gray sweat pants and a light pastel yellow tank top. She walked back into the living room and was about to sit down when she heard a knock at the door. She peeked through the curtains and opened it.
"That was quick." She said, grabbing some of the food from his hands and shutting the door. She pushed some things off the coffee table and set down the food and milkshakes.
"Yea, well. there isn't much of a line at 1:30 a.m." He said, sending her his signature grin.
"Haha." She said sarcastically and then smiled. "Smells good. Thank you, Deeks." She kissed his cheek and moved over so she was sitting right next to him.
"Losing this bet is quite possibly the best thing in the world." Deeks said, looking over at Kensi, who, in turn, laid her head on his shoulder, pressing play on the remote.
'She can definitely do anything better than me,' he thought while watching the opening credits of the best movie ever with the most perfect girl ever. His most perfect girl ever.
End Author's Note: Ok, I promise the future chapters will be better. This one is kinda sucky because I was on a huge coffee crash when I wrote it in two hours at 1:00 a.m. this morning. Why did I write it at 1 a.m. you ask? I have ABSOLUTELY no idea. I just really wanted to write. Anyways, the next chapter will be up relatively soon because it is almost the end of the year and the only class I'm busy in is English, because my lovely teacher seems to think that we can finish the last 9 chapters of To Kill A Mockingbird, read the last 2 acts of Romeo and Juliet (which to me is the most boring thing ever), read the entire book The Oddesy, and watch the corresponding movies for all three. Oh, I forgot. Write a research paper and review for the exam are also on that list. This, we have to do in 6 days. All. In. Class. Ok. Sorry. I didn't want to vent but Pinniped (my auh-mazing plot piggie) told me not to bottle up all of my frustrations. ;) Review and I will PM you with a preview of the next chapter! Thanks for reading! Luv yall! 3