Warning's: Random stupid idea, But you'll have to excuse me, It was written at Three AM, When it's that early, The stupidity just starts a flowin'. I don't own Final Fantasy, Shocking right?, And very, Very bad Humor. Be prepared for the worst my friend. And Yaoi, Alot of yaoi.

About: Life as a SOLDIER, Is a LARGE amount of Oneshot's and Drabbles, And pretty much whatever else pops into my peanut-like-Brain. Rating's will be from K to M+, And there will be all genre's of story's, Most will have Romance. And all that fluffy stuff :)

ENJOY!

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Groans could be heard throughout the small apartment, as Breathless Moans echoed off the walls, Zack and Cloud didn't know how much longer they could last, They have been going at this for Hours, Neither one seemed to notice. Cloud collapsed on the floor with a groan.

"It's so hard!" He said, "Zack, I'm not sure i can make it..." The older male groaned,

"Just A little bit further." Zack Said, Encouraging him

"I don't know if i can" He moaned, Zack growled. " Come on, We're so-" A loud moan, "CLOSE!" the younger boy nodded, Before saying:

"Do you have 'Uncle Sid?' "

"Witch one's that?" Reno Asked, Cloud shrugged, "The guy with the Mustache."

"What the fuck?, There's like Three guy's that have mustache's!"

"The One with the gray Mustache."

"There all gray!" Reno Hissed

"They have name's at the bottom of the card's!"

"It doesn't say anything."

"Lemme see that!" Cloud said and grabbed Reno's Cards. "Oh yeah, What's this say?"

He Squinted his eyes, " 'Uncle Sid.' "

"Exactly!, Your fingers were covering it idiot!" Cloud snapped, Hissing at the red Haired man

He stuck his tongue at him, "Whatever, Forgot it, Just pick a card." Cloud said, scowling at him

"Fine." He looked at the cards the blonde held up, Inspecting them closely,

"---, Just pick one already."

"Shhh..." He hushed him

Silence.

Reno Took the one that was sticking out the furthest, And held it closely

"Well?"

"Aw man!, This game is so fucked up!, I got the old maid AGAIN!" He huffed, Glaring at the floor

"That's just because you suck so much." Sephiroth said with a grin,

"Yeah Reno, Who loses to old maid anyway?" Genesis Added, Snickering

"You know what?, You guy's suck, I'm leaving." He Walked to the door and slammed it.

"Well, Now what?" Zack Asked, Staring at the now closed door

"Fivesome?" Genesis Asked curiously.

They all glared at him before: "OK, I'm in." They all turned there head's to Cloud, He gave them an innocent look,

"Well, If Cloud's in, I'm in to i guess." Sephiroth said

"Me to." Zack Added

"Same here." Angeal agreed

They all 'Yeah'ed'

Genesis Clasped his hand together and rubbed them, moving his eyebrows suggestively, "Just as planed."