A/N Sorry for the long wait, but hear it is:) I've been so busy last year I'm actually surprised I got to it at this time:( But here it is:) P.S Of course I give you credit to the OCs that you created.
The BoonDocks:The Teen Years Chapter 1
Huey's Pov
The light from the sun awaked me from my sleep. The beautiful golden rays of light lifted my eyes to the outside world. I slowly crept my eyelids open to see through the window blinds to see it was already morning. I could tell by the sunrise. I can not say why I loved the sunrise so much. It justlooked beautiful. I'm not a sensitive person. Nor do I have any sensitivity inside. But the sunrise looked beautiful. Hey anything can look beautiful when your a domestic terrorist, your brother is a public menace wannbe gangster, your grandad's a fake civil rights legend, you live next to a mullato, a black attorney who's afraid of anal rape, a washed up rapper, your busdriver is a black guy who hates black people, Jesus is black, Ronald Raegan was the devil, and the government was lying about 911. Yep the sunrise is beautiful indeed.
I got out of bed and ran to the bathroom. Knowing Riley he'd probaly be in the shower and in the kitchen eating breakfast at the same time. After finishing all my morning rituals I went down stairs to eat breakfast. As I stepped into the kitchen I realised no one was there. Usaully grandad would be by the fridge complaining about somebody drinking his orange juice. Riley would be trying to hide the empty box. I walked towards the fridge to see if there was some left over ham from last night's sunday dinner. SMACK! I felt something collide with my face.
"Ya bitch ass nigga!"
"Fuck you hoe!"
I got off the floor to see that Riley and Cindy were fighting in the kitchen again. Well not really fighting, play fighting. Over ther years Riley and Cindy had gone from enemys to rivals, from rivals to aqauintances, from aqauintances to friends, from friends to best friends, from best friends to...lovers. Tho Riley and Cindy don't like the word lovers, its the best way to explain their relationship. They touch like lovers. They hug like lovers. They kiss like lovers.
Instead of Riley getting a foot up his narrowminded ass when he calls Cindy a hoe, he now gets a compliment. When Cindy beats Riley at basketball, Riley congratuates her instead of calling her mom a whore. When Cindy gets paid more after their escapdes on the streets, Riley still takes her out afterwards. When Cindy needed someone to go the dance with, she always chose Riley. When Riley needed someone to go to the club with, he chose Cindy. Their were both ignorant. A match made in gangsta heaven I suppose.
"OW! Reezy your gonna pay for that!" Cindy shouted as she threw some leftover mayonaise at Riley. This is probaly why grandad's not inside the kitchen.
"Bitch!" Riley ran out of the room.
"Where ya goin muthafuka!" Cindy ran after Riley.
I shooked my head and left the kitchen and made my way out the door and to the bus stop. I knew Riley and Cindy would hitch a ride with Ed and Rummy so there was no use waiting on them. As I came close to the bus stop I spotted Jazmine ,Ceaser and Daniel. The four of us always took the bus to school considering the fact we were all to broke to buys cars on are own. Plus grandad would never spend money on anything if he could help it.
"Man where yo ass been. You always missed the damn ride." Ceaser prounouced twisting his dreads.
"Ceaser what ride. Were gonna sit at the back of the bus." I rolled my eyes.
"Ruckus be trolling. He knows he can't do that." Ceaser said chuckling.
I was about to say something before Daniel cut in. "Just be glad we got a ride, but hell it would be alot better if your grandad's cheap ass pulled some dimes out up his pocket for a new car instead of dollars for the hoes on fuckbook." Daniel laughed. Jazmine and Ceaser laughing along with him.
Daniel moved to Woodcrest last summer. He's sixteen going on seventeen, his birthday being in a few weeks. He was kinda tall for his age, caucasian with brown hair and blue eyes. Daniel is a nice guy...when he's not doing stupid things. Like when he filled my underwear drear with snakes, or when he stole Dorthy to joyride with some jocks to the movies.
Even though Daniel makes alot of asshole comments ,sometimes he does have alot of points. Lately grandad has spent 22 hours a day on facebook. Sometimes even going so far as to pay women he doesn't even know well for dates. Well Riley always did say if a man's paying for the date the women's a hoe.
The bus suddenly pulled up. We got on the bus and sat down. I knew what was coming next.
"Woah Woah little nigga. Where ya chuckin and jiven lil scollywag ass goin? You know the deal, back of the bus." Ruckus annouced pointed his thumb in the direction of the back seat.
"Come on Ruckus not this again. Don't make me have to call the NAACP like last time." I facepalmed.
"All naul, Yall lil coon kiddies aint gonna be corrupting these lil pure demure white children. Go on to the the back. Ruckus glared daggers at us.
Daniel cut in. "Man Ruckus leave them alone. They haven't even been here two seconds and your already going kkk on them." Daniel said in an annoyed tone.
"Alright Alright Mister White man sir." Ruckus smiled at Daniel like he just seen Jesus. He then turned back to us.
"Go on sit down. Just be glad that white lil handsome Daniel was here for you mud monkeys. Or I would call the police on your lil nappy headed asses for disturbing the peace." Ruckus said in a I got my eyes on you motion.
We all rolled are eyes and proceeded to sit down.
"Did you niggas know that were getting new students today." Ceaser beamed happily.
I turned towards him. "Ceaser what do you care about new students? I thought you said you hate school?" I asked nonchanticly.
"Yeah I hate school but not the new students. Ceaser said giggling. Jazmine and Daniel stared. Gettting curious myself I asked another question.
"And why don't you hate the new students?" I asked even more curious.
"Well...this one new student in particular is a girl, I actually got to see her earlier." Ceaser grinned like an idiot.
"So what, there girls all through out this school...what's so good about this one." I started to lose interest.
Ceaser began to smile and giggle at the same time. "This girl's chinese." Ceaser declared with fire in his eyes.
Ceaser always was a sucker for asain girls. Every sense he saw 'The Second Samuria' he's been trying to get with an asain girl. He even turned down have the girls in the school trying to find one. From age ten to to this day he still hunts down a any kind girl of asian decent. He still even where's his Jackie Chan costume for holloween.
I shook my head as the bus came to a stop. We got out and headed in the school. The whole was packed. Edgar J. Hoover High was the largest school in the country. It housed over 11,000 students and 1400 teachers. During the 2013 recession the state's budget was extreamly tight, they actually had to merge all high schools in the state into one. Pretty cramped if you asked me, but at least we have alot more black kids now instead of just me Ceas, Riley and Jas.
"Well I guess I'll see you guys at lunch." Me and Ceaser waved as Jazmine and Daniel waved back.
While walking to my class we heard a familar voice...or scream.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH" SMACK A huge car smashed through the wall.
"Ed! Ed! stoooop!" Riley and Cindy screamed as Ed sped the car to his car to their first period class nearly running over the students. I shooked my head and Ceaser didn't look surprised. My little always brother has to make an entrance.
We made it to our first period class. The class was as usual throwing paper airplanes and talking on cellphones. We both sat down in our assigned seats, unloaded our backpacks and waited for Mr. Uberwits to give us our assignments. Ten minutes later walked into the classroom. Mr. Uberwits was fired from the college he used to work because for saying the university should have more black students at a press conderence...tecnitly for being an irresponsible white person.
"Class I hope you had a good morning." Mr. Uberwits greeted. The class said nothing. Mr. Uberwits sighed. "Well I guess we might just get started."
Mr. Uberwits began to write on the board the following assignments. After twenty minutes of him purely blabbling on about things I already knew I started to get bored. I turned to Ceaser for conversation but he had already fallen asleep. Ceaser looked so funny with drool coming out of his mouth I almost laughed. Ceaser beagan to woddle around in his deck moaning. Think I should wake him up I reached out my hand. I suddenly pulled I pulled it back when I thought of something. Something very funny. I placed a pencil on his desk where his head was about to move and...
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Ceaser exclaimed.
The whole class lit up in laughter. Everyone was pointing and laughing right in Ceaser's face. When Ceaser relised what had happened his face went red. He shrunk back in his chair, still blushing deep red. Mr. Uberwits turned to Ceaser not looking amused.
"Mr. Ceaser if your going to have wet dreams in someone's classroom I advised you not do it in hear. There are student's who actually want to learn." Mr. Uberwits said sternly pointed to where the drool had slid down to Ceaser's pants.
Ceaser looked embarrased to the fullest extint. With over 3000 shades of red on his face. I coverded my mouth and bit my tongue to hide a huge grin. I myself felt I was gonna laugh but chose not to to save Ceaser the humiliation. Mr. Uberwits began to speak again.
"Michael if you are having problems down there go to the restroom and clean youself up." Mr. Uberwits said nonchanticly.
Ceaser looked confused. "But I didn't..." Ceaser was cut off with a hand gesture by Uberwits.
"Now Michael I know your to that age where little boys begin to have those feelings where you can't help but to let yourself go. But its normal. Just go to the bathroom and clean youself up son." Mr. Uberwits declared in an understanding voice.
"But...It's ...not"
"Just go." Mr. Uberwits began to impatient.
Ceaser left the classroom ignoring the stares and laughs as he passed by. I coudn't help but to laugh after Ceas left the room. Hey, even I had a humourous side sometimes. After Uberwits was sure Ceaser was gone he turned back to the board.
Ceaser's Pov
'Oh my God!' I mentally screamed to my self while washing the drool off my pants. How could anyone even mistake drool for that. I swear when I find out who did this I'm gonna kick his ass! Maybe Huey saw who did it?
After finnaly getting done wiping the still wet saliva off my pants I left the bathroom. Walking down the hall I relised that my class was at least five minutes away considering the long hall ways. I pulled out my ipod to pass the time. Switching the song to my beat. Listening to the steady rhythm.
I began to dance to the beat. Moving my feet and throwing my arms up and down. I began dancing and walking at the same time. Moving my body to the music. As I about to reach my classroom I suddenly heard something strange. Like something fell on the floor.
I quickly moved in the direction of the sound I heard. There lying on the ground was a girl. But I havent seen this girl before. Probaly one of the new students. I ran to see if she was alright.
"I'm sorry, I wasn't watching where I was headed and..."
I was cut off by this girl's looks. She were short red pants and a short red jacket with a white t shirt in the middle. She had beautiful black long hair that reached to the end of her back. The prettiest black eyes. She had huge you know whats. I also realised something else she was chinese. Usaully takes me along to figure out someone's ethnicity who isn't a differnent skin color but I know a chinese when I see one. This could be my chance.
"Um let me help." I said trying not to come off to strong. I picked up her books and handed them to her. I tried to find something nice to say without coming off as a skirt chasing dick.
"Umm...are you new here. Because if you are I can show you around if you around." I said still trying my best not to scare her away.
She looked at me. Her eyes glancing at me. Just staring at me like I did something wrong. It started to get awkward. I started to say something but before I could she finally opened her mouth.
"I'm sorry, I have to go." The girl ran away as fast as she could.
'Good going Ceaser. I hope you know you just fucked up a good asain opporitunity.' I thought to myself angry that messed up a chance of a lifetime. But at the same time wondering what I did wrong.
I made it back to my classroom. Still ignoring the chuckles and glares I still got. I sent down and looked out the window. Still wondering what I did to repel that girl. Was it my smell? did I wear to much cologne? Was it my hair? Did one of my dreads fall out? What was it?
"Ceaser what are you doing the boards up here." I was awakened from my daydream by Huey.
"Umm...oh yeah." I confirmed trying to not sound retarted.
Suddenly the door opened. Principle Petto was at the door. He signaled for Mr. Uberwits to come to the door. Mr. Uberwits looked surprised at what ever Petto told him. Mr. Petto left and came back with a girl. But it wasn't any girl! It was the girl I met in the hallway! I beamed full of excitement. I woud finally get to get her number and everything!
Mr. Uberwits spoke.
"Today we have a new student joining us. I'd like you all to say a nice hello to Ming Long Dou."
A/N Thank you for all those who submitted the OCs. Especially danieln327 for letting me put him in this story. I give all credit for OCs to joice. , Julie-the-one, Guest1 and Guest2. Sorry if the first chapter's so short. I been having writers block:( But I'll try to update as fast if I can^_^ P.S can't wait for The Boodocks season 4:)
