WHOA! I have found a scrap of time to write! I love the world! So this is a Marching Band one. All you band kids will understand. :) Oh and this is a sort of table of contents…cos I know it isn't going to let me write some of these as chapter titles.
You Know You're In Band When…
You Believe you can fly.
Your band is conducted by Voldemort.
You cheer for the participation award.
You have been to Ireland.
You are a family and act as such.
The Saxophone section leader is known as Mr. Saxobeat.
The Color Guard has light saber fights.
You hide clarinets in the salad bar.
You play games of Big Booty with three people and still can't remember your number.
You love Megan.
When instructed to "rack and stack" you build a bridge out of chairs and stands.
"You're out of this band, you're out of my life, get out of my way!"
You play MASH like a 5th grader and believe that it truly decides your future.
Papa ate your sweater.
You want to marry the 'sexy, "curvatious" lines' of your show drill.
Jesus is in the sky.
There's a dead bird on your shako.
The bus ride is the best part of away games.
You have demons called dot books.
"Hey, Baby!" and "Sweet Caroline" are your songs for life.
You have random dance parties while getting dressed in uniform.
People obsess over how soft your hair is.
You freak out at the sight of new carpet in the band room.
Clarinets sing "In the Jungle".
You know about Kitty Paws.