Chapter: ipod Fanatics
Girl opens her book and looks away dreaming up yet another adventure
Girl: AWWWWW!!!!! That ending was so sweet!!!
A boy walks in carrying a smirk across his face
Girl: What do you want you punk?!?
Boy: Well first of all I Don't want anything….and second, the only punk here is you!
Girl: You jerk!
Boy: Whatever….Hey! What story about santa and his elves are you reading today?
Girl: You are SO immature…..the elves I'm reading about have nothing whatsoever to do with santa….there's even one that is a dragon rider…..a protector of justice!
Boy: tries not to look interested and picks up the book
Boy: Oh yeah? What else?!?
The girl contains a sly smile
Girl: Lots! Now sit down and I'll tell you more.
They both sit down and look at the pages of the "Inheritance Series" books
Meanwhile back in the upside down world of Alagaesia we have our poor pathetic hero struggling over his toughest mission yet
Eragon: AHH!! Almost THERE!
Stretches trying to reach a bottle of peanut butter on the top shelf
Finally gives up and falls to the floor utterly spent
Murtagh strides in with Roran and Arya
Murtagh: HA! You can't even reach a jar of PEANUT BUTTER! ….no wonder you couldn't defeat Galbatorix….
Eragon: Hey! I would have won if he hadn't gotten out that feather and tickled me to my doom!...it was an unfair fight…..and he owes me a new can of silly string…..
Murtagh: You used up ALL of your silly string on JUST one fight?!?...you're even more pathetic than I thought
Eragon: Hmph!
Arya: Would you two get along for once! I'm TRYING to listen on my ipod.
All three stare in astonishment at her
Three: What's that????
Arya: Ugh, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?! An ipod is a magical object that only the most fashionable of people use….which doesn't include the likes of YOU! Angela gave it to me as an early Christmas present and said it was from a strange foreign world…..
Arya presses a button and shoves a headset into their ears
Roran: gasps Wow!
Murtagh: Amazing…just simply amazing!!!
Eragon: stares stupidly mmm…..I like the prettiful colors…..ooooh…..shiny silver!!
Arya: Weeell? What do you think?
All three: We want an ipod too!!!
Arya: I already told you ONLY the cool people get them…like elves
Eragon: But…..but…..I look like an elf
Arya: Weeell…..I guess your right.
Murtagh: Hey! If my little brother gets a shiny new ipod then so do I!
Roran: Yeah! And I want one too!
Arya: Okay, Okay, you can all come with me to get ipods….but please don't try to bring attention to yourselves….this is a very intellectual world we are going to as I've heard.
Roran: Anybody want some popsicles leftover from Galby's Thanksgiving party??
Arya: HE invited YOU to his party?
Roran: Of course! ONLY the most important of people are invited!
Arya: But……I…….wasn't invited…….sniffles
Eragon: grabs a popsicle and bites in chugging down huge amounts of ice and whatever else gets in his way
Murtagh: I don't remember Galby having popsicles. Where did you get those?
Roran: Oh don't be a silly head Murtagh! I made them from the turkey.
Murtagh: The what?
Roran: The turkey. These are gravy popsicles…..
Murtagh: ewwww…..
Arya starts skipping out with Murtagh, Roran, and an….er….. slightly dipstick minded Eragon….