Warriors R Us
When Warriors go shopping
(authors note: Disclaimer: I do not own warriors
This story was written by Icefang Med Cat and her brother Palmwind, please read all of our other stories!
Inspired by: Into the wild more or less
Enjoy!)
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Firestar's cellphone: RING RING!
Firestar: Yello?
Greystripe: YO Firesicle, you wanna go shoppin?
Firestar: SURE Greystripe! But… Tigerstar has to come too!
Tigerstar in backround: YEAHHHH! This is gonna be Fricken Awesome!
Three cats walk to mall
Tigerstar: Hey, I want to go to Build-a-bear!
Greystripe: OK fine, me and Firestar will meet you there.
Ravenpaw walks in with a new CD player and headphones on…
Firestar: Not ANOTHER CD player! What did you do to the last one!
Ravenpaw: nervously They taste good… hey did Tigerstar go to Build-a-bear?
Greystripe: Yeah, the little sissy!
Ravenpaw: Starts running WAIT FOR ME, TIGERSTAR!
At Build-a-bear
Tigerstar: I want to make a wittle duckie!
Ravenpaw: No, I wanna make the duckie!
Tigerstar and Ravenpaw start fighting
Bluestar: Walking in I told you, I always get to make the duckie!
Sandstorm: CALM DOWN! We have to settle this fairly… bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish… TIGERSTAR!
Tigerstar: YEEEEEHAW! Um…. 1,486!
Ravenpaw: WHAT, THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Sandstorm: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6…
Ravenpaw: How about 7!
Tigerstar: FINE!
Sandstorm: 9… 10… 11… 12… 17… 25… 12… 7! Bluestar, you're out!
Bluestar: Ah shucks!
Sandstorm: Bubble gum bubble gum, in a dish, how many pieces do you wish… RAVENPAW!
Ravenpaw: YAY I WIN!
Tigerstar: No you don't!
Ravenpaw: Yes I do!
Spottedleaf: Yay I'm back!
Sandstorm: Aren't you dead?
Spottedleaf: Well, Tigerstar's alive!
Tigerstar: That's because I'm special!
Ravenpaw: No you're not!
Tigerstar: Well, Bluestar is alive too!
Spottedleaf: SHUT UP! I have an important message. StarClan thinks that Ravenpaw should win… because he is hot.
Tigerstar: Oh darnit!
Ravenpaw: YES! Walks away with tons of She-Cats
Meanwhile with Firestar and Greystripe…
Greystripe: Does this dress make me look fat?
Firestar: YES!
Greystripe: Alright Firestar hand me the next dress!
Firestar: OOO, I like this pretty dress, it has sparkly thingeys…
Greystripe: Ok, I need some new skirts… I like the one with the frilly things on the edge. Want to go get it for me?
Firestar: Sparkly things…
Greystripe: Oh no! You are stuck in a trance… OOO sparkly!
Back at Build-a-bear…
Tigerstar: I wonder what is taking them so long…
Ravenpaw: Yeah, which one looks better on my duckie, the pajamas or the flip flops?
Tigerstar: We should go look for them!
Ravenpaw: Or the dress…
Tigerstar: I'll be right back.
Tigerstar starts looking but gets caught at Auntie Annes.
Tigerstar: OOOO… should I get a soft pretzel, or a Pretzeldog?
Spottedleaf: echoey voice Your destiny is to buy a pretzeldog… voice fades
Bluestar: I think you should get the soft pretzel.
Tigerstar: Yeah, I'm getting the soft pretzel. Ummm… I will have the soft pretzel please!
Cashier: That will be $2.50.
Tigerstar: Do you have change for a mouse?
Later that evening driving back to the Forest in Greystripe's red convertable!
Tigerstar: And they did not even have change for a mouse, OOO sparkly dress Greystripe!
Ravenpaw: Who is a cute wittle duckie!
Sandstorm: OOOO and Firestar, nice skirt!
Greystripe: sobs That was supposed to be my skirt! AHHHHH Look out for Scourge! Screeching tires! Thank starclan! Just barely missed! HOP IN!
Scourge: Thanks! snorts Do you like my new calculator! I can even play video games on it!
Firestar: OOO! Do you have Metal Gear 2?
Scourge: Nope, But I have Brain Age!
Greystripe: not paying attention to the road Oh know! Tigerstar, I think I hit your mom!
Tigerstar: You are hitting on my mom?
Greystripe: NO! I killed her!
Tigerstar: NO! Not Mommy!
Firestar: Oh no! The car is smashed! Oh well, I guess we will have to walk.
Greystripe: But what about my new dress?
Ravenpaw: And my duckie doesn't like to walk!
Couple hours later
Scourge: ugh! I can't take it anymore! Brings out inhaler I can't go on much longer… just go on with out me…
Firestar: We've only gone about 3 feet.
Back at camp
Clan: OOO! Sparkly…