DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN NARUOT!! REMEBER COZ I WONT BE REPEATING MY SELF U COPYRIGHT PEOPLE!

chapter one: IN WHICH KAKASHI SAVES A GROUP OF TOURISTS AND A RABID FANGIRL

"NNNNAAARRRGGHHHHH!!1" Naruto yelled as he slipped down the mud covered grass on his bum to the bottom of the hill. Thud!

"Naruto!" sakura and kakashi shouted worriedly, jumping down beside him.

"Ughhh...you idiot, you really need to watch where you're going" Sakura complained as she examined him for injuries.

' That's the secound time today' Kakashi commented.

Suddenly, a flock of birds errupted out of the forrest surrounding them, cawing and obviosly alarmed by something. Kakashi and Sakura stiffened, alert for signs of enemies. A loud shrill scream suddenly pierced the air. Kakashi's eyes nartowed.

"It's coming from over there" he said, jumping onto a tree branch and heading off to where the scream was. Sakura nodded and jumped after him.

'Hey!!!!Guys! What about meee?!?!" A vioce yelled from behind them. Kakashi and Sakura skidded to a stop.

"oh".

"I'll go get him Kakashi Sensei" Sakura said and jumped off back to where Naruto layed in the mud. Kakashi sighed and headed on forwards.

He emerged at a clearing in the woods where a group of bandits were tying a bunch of tourists.

"Help us!" They cried when they saw Kakashi. He sighed again. stupid annoying bandits he thought, casting shadow rplication and proceeding to beat the bandits up. CRACK!! His knee connected to a bandit's neck, sending the guy flying over the trees.BOOM!Another Kakashi jumped down heavily on an unaware bandit. THUMMP!!Another Kakashi punched the bandit holding one of the tourists in the stomach. KAPOWW!! The real Kakashi grabbed the heads of the two bandits tying a young woman and knocked them together forcefully.

"There we go!" Kakashi said, dusting his hands and looking at the bloody, beaten up bandits around him.

"AIIEEEEEE!" A shrill vioce screamed. Kakashi jumped, startled. The brown haired woman being tied by the two bandits launched herself at Kakashi and threw her arms around his neck, nearly knocking him to the ground.

"AARGGK!"

"Thank you! Thank you thank you thank you so much Hero san! You saved us from certaint death!!" She cheered loudly, sqeezing the breathe out of Kakashi.

"Kakashi sensei! Are you alright?just then, I heard a screa-" Sakura paused mid anxious tone. "Wait a minute" Her eyes narrowed, "Who's that?" (INNER SAKURA: Damn it! While I was off lugging stupid Naruto here you were FLIRTING?!?!)

"Ah! Sakura! Just in time! Help me get her off!" Kakashi said desperatly, struggling to get a glup of air in while prising her arms off.

"Kakashi eh??!" The tourist yelled. "You're Kakashi Hatake? The copy ninja???"

"Err...yeah" Kakashi wheezed.

"Wow!" The woman stared at him with huge sparkly admiring eyes then let go and stepped back, tiding her hair.

"Hi..." She said shyly. "I'm Dakota Yukou" She offered Kakashi a hand, beaming a sunny smile.

"Uuuh...yeah, Nice to...meet you.." Kakashi said warily, shaking her hand.

"What happened you guys??" Naruto said blankly.

"Oh! Oh yea!"Dakota said brightly, turning to Naruto" Kakashi-san saved us! I'm so grateful Kakashi-san!" She smiled really sincerely at Kakashi, and Kakashi decided to forgive her for strangling him. "No problem".

"Um...so...Kakashi-san...c-can i ask you a favour?" Dakota shyly asked.

"Yes?"

"Um...CAN I GO OUT WITH YOU?!!?!" Dakota screamed, eyes sqeezed shut, blasting the leaves off the trees around them. Everyone's hair was blown back in the sudden typhoon. Kakashi blinked twice, his hair defying all gravity.

"Eh? Howz about it Kakashi-san?"Dakota said, an innocent look on her face.

"Um..(kakashi sweatdrops)...no, sorry" Kakashi said, trying to tame down his hair.

"What??" Dokato cried, her face crumpling, "You..you mean.."

"Kakashi-sensei.." Sakura said, worriedly looking at the shiny eyed Dakota who looked like she was going to cry. "Maybe you were a little too blunt.."

"I...I..." Dakota sniffed, her face tipped down and her brown fringe covering her face.

"I...I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP!!!HAHAHA!" She screamed defiantly, fist in the air. Blasting more leaves off trees.

Everyone had a stunned mallot look on their faces, and Kakashi blinked again. Smoothening his hair down.

"Well Kakashi-san! I'm not about to give up just like that!" Dakota said, crowing. An outstretched finger pointing in his face. "You may reject me, but I'm known for my presistance!!Bwahaha! i'll haunt you till you go out with me Kakashi-san!"

"Now that's the kind of girl i like!" Naruto yelled, jumping down beside Dakota. "How about you go out with me lady?" he grinned. A long silence ensued

"uhh..." Sakura and Kakashi hid their faces and prepaired themsleves for another typhoon. "Well..Naruto-kun was it?" "Ya! You even know my name!! Wow! Ive got a good feeling about this relationship!" He said, grinning that cheesy smile of his.

"Well Naruto-kun, i'd like to, but Kakashi-san (adoring gaze cast in his direction) is the only one for me i'm afraid! Maybe in the future, we'll see!" They both laughed and high fived each other.

"HUH?!?" Sakura's and everyone else within 1km's jaws dropped in unison.

"Well well, it seems Naruto was successful this time!" Kakashi said mildly, squishing down the last remaining strand of his hair. "Now then..it's time for us to take our leave, Sakura, Naruto." He jumped up into the trees and dissapeared. "Wait! Kakashi-san!!" Dakota whailed.

"Don't worry Lady Dakota, I'm sure you'll get to him! with determination!" Naruto winked at her and gave her a thumbs up before jumping after kakashi, Dakota smiled and returned it.

"Now, i get the feeling there's something i should do..." Dakota mused as the tourists behind her struggled and mumbeled with pop out eyes.

Here ends chapter one

PROFILE:

Dakota Yukou:

Name meaning: Dakota(friend) yukou(sunshine)

Age: 23

Birthdate: March 20

Bloodtype: AB

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