" OH MY F&$#NG GOD!!!! WHERE. IS. HE!?!?"
"whoa, whoa, chill dudette!!!! What's goin' on?" Jude asked desperately trying to calm down Caitlin. But it didn't take even take Jude long to figure out what was going on. The small blonde was drenched in water with mascara running down in every direction possible. Broken pieces of a water balloon was on the ground "I'M GONNA KILL THAT BRAT!!!!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT!!!!" " Arrrgh!!!" Jude was holding Caitlin back as much as he could " Where's that rent-a-cop security guard when you need him?!". Just when Caitlin was finally starting to calm down, she by accident stepped on Jude's skateboard and they both went flying down the stairs. Jude only had two words in his mind. We're screwed.
Meanwhile…
"Hey where's Caitlin and Jude?" said Wyatt sipping a cup of coffee. "I dunno. Caitlin's shift isn't over yet" Nikki said concerned. "yo guys check it out!!" Jonesy was wearing absolutely nothing besides a thong. "What are you wearing?" Nikki gaped. "Cover that up man!!!!" Wyatt threw his sweater at him "I don't wanna see that part of jonesy!!!!" "Well ya gonna have to get used to it because my new job is advertising for the underwear department!!!". "Hey do any of you guys hear a faint screaming?"
"WAAAAAAHHH!!!! HOOOW DOO YOOOU MAAKE THIIIS STOOOOP?!?" Caitlin screamed t the top of her lungs "Hold on Dudette!!! Calm!!! Stay calm!!" Jude couldn't stop the skateboard with Caitlin insanely waving her arms around but Caitlin was still too freaked. Jude held Caitlin's arms down and made her stay still so he could kick flip off of the stairs and land safely on the floor. "Well, well, well, talk about making a move!" said a familiar voice. Jude looked over and saw the gang "what?" the blonde skater finally realized that he had his arms all around Caitlin "no! wait-it's not what you think!!!" out of nervousness Jude by accident dropped Caitlin.
"Ah crap!!! Dudette you ok???" apparently Caitlin had passed out during their landing. "Caitlin can you hear me? Wake up!!!!" Jude was holding Caitlin by the arms shaking her crazily (a/n: I mean he's Jude, what'd you expect? Mouth to mouth CPR?) without warning Caitlin slapped Jude "that'll teach yooou to grope me…mistur albatrous and finch model…" slurred Cait. "Well…uh- at least she didn't mean it…she's obviously having a bad dream" said Wyatt trying to make Jude feel better.
"Still hurt dude…that dudette has one strong back hand- owwww…." Jude rubbed his cheek. " "uhhhhh…." Caitlin slowly came to consciousness but Jude still took a step back…or three. "What's gong on?" Caitlin groaned as she scratched her head. "uhhh…well, you started riding down the stairs with Jude on his skateboard and ended up passing out and then when Jude so kindly tried to wake you up you slapped him" Nikki summarized for her. "Oh you forgot when you went insane because some little dude got ya with a water balloon" Jude chimed in.
"Oh…ok-wait!!! What? I slapped you Jude?!"
"Ya bra, and I gotta say…you hurt!!!"
"Oh…I'm so sorry and-"
Jude held up his hand "hey. If I was a dudette and an albatrous and finch model groped me I woulda slapped the bro too"
"Wait a minute…how'd you- did you hear me say it out loud?"
"We all heard it" Wyatt added
Caitlin groaned and covered her eyes in embarrassment. She never told any one about that dream. Oh no… what if I said out loud… "Just wondering…umm…did I say any thing…else?"
"Nope." Said Nikki not seeming to notice the nervousness in the small blonde's voice. But Jonesy did "why? Anything you wanna tell us Caitlin?" Jonesy nudged Caitlin. "Okay number one: don't come near me unless you have at least some pants on. And number two:" Caitlin punched jonesy in the arm. "ow!!! You're right Jude, she does pack a punch!!!" "Told ya bro" agreed Jude. Jonesy didn't give up though "but seriously… what was-" "I am dead bored!!! I have been working almost 24/7 just putting prices on boxes…"Jen cut off Jonesy and fell onto the table. "OH!!!!! I know we can play the game I read about in a magazine!!!" Caitlin thought it was kind of a dumb game but hey, better then getting back on the subject about her really embarrassing dream.
" ok I'm game" said Jen who would really do just about anything right now
"Better than going back to the khaki barn" said Nikki flatly
""as long as it doesn't have any crap about girls and feelings" Jonesy answered
"As a fellow man I agree" said Wyatt
"Agreed dude" Jude's obvious answer
