Regal: Welcome to the very first Tales of Symphonia talent show!
Audience: YAY! Clapping
Regal: For the first act, we'll have Raine's cooking show!
Audience: Oo silence (five seconds later) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Regal: Ah… well its not that bad! And heeeeerrrreessss RAINE!
Raine steps out to the stage
Raine: Hi everyone!
Audience: Hi Raine!
Raine: Today, I'll be cooking my famous, SPICY CAKE!
Audience: OO?
Raine: well you know… whoever bakes a cake, it'll always turn out sweet. SO, I'm going to make a spicy cake!
Regal: Um… Raine…
Raine: yes?
Regal: the um… judges ran off…
Raine: Oh… well we can have volunteers!
Zelos: out of nowhere I"LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT!
Raine: Zelos? Aren't you supposed to be in this show?
Zelos: I don't have talent? (Says in confused way)
Sheena: whispers Besides being perverted…
Zelos: HI SHEENA! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!
Sheena: gasp HOW"D YOU FIND ME?
Zelos: um.. I don't know…..
Sheena: Oo you're weird. Go away.
Zelos: That was cold.
Sheena: I don't really care… BYE! Runs off
Zelos: WAIT SHEENA! COME BACK! runs after her
Raine: Oo umm… OK! Now, I need some volunteers!
Audience: silence
Raine: Anyone?
Zelos appears out of nowhere
Zelos: ME ME ME! PICK ME!
Raine: right… sigh ok zelos….
Zelos: YAY! runs onto the stage and sits like a dog
Raine: OK! Well firrsttt….
A few minutes or hours later… I kind of don't keep track, BUT, Raine has her cake
Raine: Ok Zelos! Open wide!
Raine holds a piece of cake in front of Zelos's mouth
Zelos: It would be my honor!
Zelos opens mouth and Raine shoves cake in
Raine: Sooooooo, how is it?
Zelos: OO on the floor and silent
Raine: Zelos…..? pokes him with a spatula
Zelos: XX
Raine: Oo Um….yeah…. BYE!
Raine runs off stage