My friend and I wrote this story, and it is proof that we indeed have too much free time. I also just realized that this story has no dialogue. These ideas come from The Sims for Playstation 2.
In the small neighborhood of Effle lies the Weino family. In a small house live the two Weino sisters, Bertha and Clarabelle. With their terrible virtual fashion sense they prepared to face the Sims world, but they were unemployed. They were the only Sims on the block that wore more than just a bra. They felt different. They were outsiders. Bertha got a job as a pickpocket and she quickly rose on the criminal career ladder. Clarabelle was a golf caddy and her slacker ways never got her far in life.
When they arrived in the neighborhood of Effle a nice man named Randy invited Clarabelle to his home. She felt special because Bertha was not invited. When she arrived at Randy's home he was already in his swimming trunks. Clarabelle walked inside and was astonished when magically a curtain popped up and she all of a sudden was wearing a bikini! Then Randy invited her in....
After a while Berthas life as a pickpocket became tiring. Running from the police was not the life she wanted to live. It was far to exhausting, but she was able to keep her girlish figure. She soon moved on and became a subway musician; she even belonged to a carpool. She preferred being handed money instead of stealing it.
Life went on for Clarabelle, who had long forgotten about hot tub Randy. She was angry that Bertha was now the chief moneymaker of the household. She was jealous. But she could not avoid Bertha in their tiny one bedroom house; they even had to share a bed. Privacy was impossible for Clarabelle. The doorbell constantly rang with neighbors coming in and out. They left in a temper because Clarabelle did not have time to socialize and feed them all.
Bertha spent her many days in the subway system. Making no money and feeling quite depressed, but when she came home to Clarabelle everything was better. She secretly loved their one bedroom home. Sharing as bed was no issue.