So, I actually got time to write this. Big surprise. Anyway, time to start the Suehuntery goodness.
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Twelve Sue's. Seriously. Twelve of the world destroying priority level 3 Sues. Plus, there were five level 2 Sues going to be arriving any second now, and the level 1 Sue coming within the hour.
Its times like this you really want your mother.
Make that eleven Sues. Good Author, this stealth thing really works. The Sues are too busy focusing on the small army of Scarab's that had been bought to slow them down, and none of them had seen him. The assassin with a bone to pick with these Sues. One that had actually been in the presence of a level 1 Sue and had escaped with his lives. But not all of his limbs. One arm had been torn off, and a leg had been sliced of, one millimetre at a time.
It was, as you can imagine, very painful. Thank Author for that limb regeneration injection. Amusingly, it had been a Sue who had invented the serum needed for limb regeneration. One the assassin had captured himself. He always tried to take them alive. Use their powers for the greater good.
Of course, he didn't have much choice with the ten remaining level 3 Sues.
Things were going so well. At the rate of Sue death against Scarab destruction, there would be about forty two thousand of the initial fifty thousand left to deal with the stronger Sues arriving.
Not that it mattered. Nothing short of wiping the entire surrounding it could wipe out a level 1 Sue. Ebony [Or was it Enoby?] had proven that. The fandom still fears that it wasn't enough to stop that Sue.
Confused, dear reader? Of course you are. I shall explain all. How the fandom is a plane of reality where fanfiction's happen, what exactly the assassin is doing in this situation, and, most importantly, why there is Halo tech in the battle, despite the fact that the battle was happening in the Twilight fandom. [Or is it Hatedom?] It all started, roughly three years ago, in the Halo Fandom...
[And yes, I am aware of how clichéd it is to do a prologue set just before the finale battle. I'm doing it anyway. 'Cause I can]