Naruto Letters
By: Anoke
i got this idea from a friend of quizilla.
Disclaimer: i dont own Naruto, or Any celebrates in this Story.
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Dear Sakura
Sakura wont you realize Sasuke loves ME!??!? He even gave me a rock!
-Ino
Dear Ino
No! Sasuke loves me! He even sent me a piece of paper that has my name on it! He loves ME!!!
-Sakura
Dear Sakura,
Your crazy! Why don't we just ask him?
-Ino
Dear Ino,
Fine by me!
-Sakura
Dear Sasuke,
Tell Ino that you love me more than her!! You sent me that paper remember! I am your one and only!!!
No Sasuke! Tell Sakura how you gave me that rock! Tell her you love me the most!!
-Sakura and Ino
Dear Sakura and Ino.
WTH? I don't love any of you! The Piece of paper I gave sakura was a restraining order!! You kept stalking me!!
And Ino, the rock you claim I "Gave" you... I THREW it at you while you were chasing me!
By the way.. How did you get Orochimaru's address?
-Sasuke
Dear Sasuke
Where are you?! I've been looking all over for you! Please come home, I have to find you! It's my way of the ninja!!
-Naruto
Dear idiot
You claim you cant find me but YOU JUST SENT ME A LETTER TO WHERE I AM!!!
-Sasuke
Dear Sasuke
Having the address don't mean I can find you.. Jeez.. By the way did I tell you finding you and keeping my promise to sakura is my way of the ninja?
-Naruto
Dear idiot
You are so stupid sometimes it scares me. I have to go now.. Orochimaru is giving me a weird look. Im going to hide in a closet
-Sasuke
Dear Sasuke
Okay bye Sasuke! I will keep looking for you! And tell orochimaru I will kill him because thats my way of the ninja!
-Naruto
Dear Idiot
Did I not tell you I had to hide in a closet? Now Orochimaru has found me.. He is smiling at me and doing something weird with his tongue... By the way since you insist on bugging me, tell me who Michael Jackson is... orochimaru has his picture all over his wall.. I think he is his idol.
-Sasuke
Dear Sasuke
Sorry Sasuke I cant, I have to look for you! And well im hungry I have to go eat ramen.. but! I will find you! Because it's my way of the ninja!
-Naruto
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