Hey guys! It's Kato from gravitysabully.
And I'll pretend I'm Total from TotaltotheMax because she didn't write this because Kato did.
Ahem. Anyway, Total and I were bored and decided to write crack fanfictions. This is my attempt. Total already wrote one (She's on the Fav Authors page. Click on her name to read her stuff.) Here goes nothing.
Eridan was veary sad bcuz fefaire rejacted him. he was SOb SAD that he actchually asked dave strodle 4 help.
"davve," Eridanwhined. "I need ur help cuz i can't get laid."
"i cant help ypu, you desperate fag," davve said to the fishy hipster. so ERIDAN CRIED ALLOT. his teers were perple cuz that waz his blood clolor.
Eridan got made at tge kid so he stold the time sword from him andwent back in tine so he could finf someone to helpf him. so Ariden went yo himzelf cuaze he knew he culd alwayz cont on him.
"Hey, hot stoff!" he called to hiz pazt sel.
"OMG! it's me from somewwere!" his pasr aelf yelled. the Past ERIDEN yelled and screamed untel he dide. the reel purepl blood waz criing caz no1 liked him.
mot even HIS OEN SELF!
-THE END!-
The bad grammar and spelling burns! Anyway, read and review people! Check me out at gravitysabully and Total at TotaltotheMax!
Byes,
Kato and the Imaginary Total