Dot's Dumb Diary

by LiL' Pug

This is a story of Dot's diary. She thinks that everything she writes is true or a least she thinks it's true. What will she do about everything that happens? Will her brothers or someone else find it?

1. Chapter 1

This Diary Property Of: Dot Warner.

School: Acmie Academy

Cubby: 10

Best Friend: Mindy

Eye Color: Brownish

Hair Color: None, well, problay black.

Bow: Pink

WARNING

READ NO FURTHER

THIS IS NOT YOUR DIARY!!!!! I can tell

Dear Whoever Is Reading My Dumb Diary,

Are you sure you're supposed to be read somebody else's diary? Maybe I told you that you could, so that's okay. But if you are Hello Nurse, I did NOT give you permission, so stop it. If you are my brothers, then Yes, I know that I am not allowed to call people idiots and fools and goons and halfwits and dorks and all that, but this is a diary, and I didn't actually "call" them anything. I wrote it. And if you punish me for it, then I will know that you read my diary, which I am not giving you permission to do. Now, by the power vested me in, I do promise that everything is this diary is true or, a least, almost or true as I think it needs to be.

Signed, Dot Warner.

PS: If this is you, Hello Nurse, reading this, then HA-HA! I got you! For I have written this in poison ink on a special poison paper, and you had better run and call 911 right now!

PSS: If this is you, Runt, reading this, I have an antiode to the poison and it is convenienty vailable to you through a simple phone call to the tower. But don't mention the poison thing to my brothers if they answer. I think they might be all weird about me poisoning people.