If you enjoy the 2k12 series, I advise you don't read. Im not holding back any of my opinions on that travesty.

Michelangelo sat on the couch, a determined look on his face. He flipped through channel after channel hoping to find something halfway decent to watch. Finally, he came across Nickelodeon. A smirk spread across his face as he eagerly waited to see what kids show was on.

Much to his surprise, the words, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" flashed across the screen. His jaw hit the ground before he ran off to find Donnie. His purple clad brother would surely make sense out of what the youngest had seen.

"DONNIE!" Mikey crashed into his brother, sending them both to the ground. Don was trying to get over the sudden blow, when the sea green face of his only little brother appeared in front of him.

"Donnie!TheresashowonNickrightnowandIthinkitsabout us!" Oh yes, this was totally worth getting out of bed for. With a sigh, Don tried to get his little brother to calm down and tell him what happened.

"Mikey, slow down. I cant understand what you're saying." The fellow pacifist turtle gently lead his brother over to the couch and sat him down. His attention drifted off to whatever silly show was playing.

"Booyakasha!" Don felt his eye twitch as he watched a computer animated version of his little brother fighting on the TV screen. Dread filled him before he, just like Mikey, ran off to get Leo.

"Im telling you they made a show about us!?" Leo snickered at the thought. It was impossible. Nobody in their right mind would make a show about them! It was just too far fetched. As they approached the living room, Leo noted that Raph had joined their youngest on the couch.

"I...I love you man." A sai promptly made its way one of their many TVs.

"'Ere ain't no way in shell I'd eva say those words!" The local hothead immediately started in on the major differences between himself and the character on the screen.

"For one thing! He's short! And why da shell does he have a crack in his plastron?! It don't make him look tough! It looks like he got the shell kicked out of him! And he has a pet turtle!? Now dats ridiculous! Mikes da only one around here who's got a pet, and that stupid cat is nothing but trouble!"

"Hey!" A pale Michelangelo called from his seat on their worn out blue couch.

"Shuddup shell fer brains! I ain't done! And what kinda name is Spike?! If I eva had a pet, I'd name it something a little less common!" Raph gave a sigh as he fell back onto the couch.

"You done?" Leo asked, exasperated.

"Oh you'll be next Fearless, just ya wait til ya see what dey did ta ya!" Raph promptly stormed off. His march of anger was marked by a trail of crashes. Donnie and Mikey were still engrossed with the show. Leo gave up, and continued watching the parody of their lives.

"There's no time for hesitation! My orders must be carried out without question!"

A roaring laughter sounded beside him, and Leo immediately felt his face grow hot with embarrassment. His blood was practically boiling. This was what they'd made him out to be!?

"Leo quoted a rip off of Star Trek!" The youngest was rolling, "He's such a fanboy!" With both of his brothers cackling like old women, he immediately stood up and began his lecture.

"I am, nor ever been, a fanboy. I've seen one episode of Star Trek, and that was with you Michelangelo." He quickly gave his baby brother an angry glare, "And I came in at the halfway mark. While I admire his leadership skills, my phony doppelganger lacks maturity and has fallen for our arch nemesis. He is nearly as foolish as the Michelangelo in the series."

Leo crossed his arms as he awaited his younger brothers responses. With a huge smirk, Donnie continued to tease the eldest brother.

"Leo and Karai! Sitting in a tree! G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a-"

"Enough Donatello! You're acting childish! And I'm not the one in love with the sixteen year old April!" With a huff, the elder brother followed Raphs lead and stormed off to meditate. Leaving the genius in shock.

"When did it say I was in love with April!?" The purple banded turtle dove for the DVR and began rewinding through the scenes. Mikey couldn't help but smile at his brother's embarrassment.

"You were in the bathroom, dude!" Tossing a handful of popcorn in his mouth, Mikey watched as the TV finally settled on a particularly embarrassing moment.

"Shes the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!" Donnie was shocked as he watched the scene play out.

"I could live with the missing tooth and the fact they break my staff every other episode, and I could even tolerate the whiny voice they gave me, but THIS! This is where I draw the line! Aprils and I relationship is strictly platonic! Plus shes married to Casey! This is sick and wrong!"

Don spun around and eyed his only little brother. Sky blue eyes stared back, his lip was quavering, and Donnie was sure he was about to turn on the waterworks. His anger resolved as he gently placed his three fingered hand on Mikey's shoulder.

"Donnie? Am I really that stupid? I mean, I've been watching it, and the only thing that's really bothering me is that they make me out to be a total moron." His brother looked away, ashamed of his slightly lower intellect. "I mean, I'm not totally worthless, right dude?"

Again, anger washed over Donatello. This show was a mockery of everything they actually were. With one fluid motion he turned the moronic show off and brought his little brother into a hug.

"No Mikey, that show is stupid. You're extremely useful! Not only do you feed us, but you can kick some serious butt when you want to. They only got one detail about you right baby bro, and that's your compassion for all living things." Don gave his only little brother a quick noogie before they went their separate ways.

Later that night, at dinner Leo looked up and quickly asked what everyone was thinking.

"So do you think they know we exist?" All eyes were immediately on Don.

"No, the people that made that show have no idea what they're doing or who we are." Everyone gave a sigh of relief and continued on with dinner.

For those 2K12 fans that still read this, I warned you. Please don't send me a bunch of flames, I didn't ask you to read this.

For the 2K3 fans out there, is there any points you'd like me to cover in the next chapter?