I'm taking the scroll
In the sunlight
Take, take, taking the scroll
Just taking the scroll
Feeling just right
Steal in broad daylight
Taking the scroll
|X|
It is a crime, but won't serve time
Sly as a fox and slick as frog slime
I'm one step ahead of the others
I'm taking the scroll
|X|
They're seeing stars
It's effective, this jutsu will make them gay
I can really go far
If I transform into a sexy girl I can get away
|X|
So if you don't mind
I'll leave you all behind
You can't catch me
Cause you know that I'm
Just take, take, take, take, take, take
Taking the scroll
|X|
I'm taking the scroll
In the sunlight
Take, take, taking the scroll
Just taking the scroll
Reach new heights
Steal in broad daylight
Taking the scroll
|X|
It is a crime, but there's no time
The Hokage's fine but he's past his prime
I'm one step ahead of the others
I'm taking the scroll
|X|
I'm one jump ahead of the Anbu
I'm taking the scroll!
Oh-oh-oh-oh.
Author's Note:
This is supposed to be a more whimsy and inaccurate recounting of the time Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals to the tune of "I'm Taking a Stroll" from Milo Murphy's Law, sang by Weird Al Yankovic (that's an assumption, correct me if I'm wrong), and inspired by "One Jump Ahead" from Aladdin as a song about a thieving orphan. I think I should have asked permission from him just as when he parodies other people's songs but I'm kidding myself if I think I can reach him and my message might be one of those craps that, according to another of his songs, he doesn't want to receive. Thanks to Weird Al, Dan Povenmire, Swampy Marsh, Masashi Kishimoto, and their respective publishers and studios for giving us quality entertainment.