Okay, the point of this story is to totally show that it's probably kinda hard on Switzerland being Liechtenstein's guardian and all...considering he's a boy and she's a girl and they have many differences thanks to, you know, genetics and such. This is NOT to be taken seriously. Enjoy!
Hello everyone, my name is Vash(Basch) Zwingli. I'm sure you all are aware but I am the human representation of the country of Switzerland, but I'm not here to discuss me. I'm here to discuss Lilli Zwingli-Liechtenstein- or, as many know, my little sister.
You see, many believe that if there's trouble ever in the Zwingli household, it's because of me. This is not always true. Now, believe me, I LOVE my little sister, but she's...well...a teenage girl. Heh, an immortal, not-bound-by-law-or-regulation teenage girl who's seen tragedy, war, and other things I'm sure. We've discovered over time that this...and her being a teenage girl...and of course her friends who I shall discuss later...leads to some...disciplinary problems. I'm going to discuss a few of these topics over the story...
The story of the not-so joys of a little sister.
Starring Big freaking brother himself...
God help me. And let's begin.