Author's Note: This is just a one-shot that's been in my little notebook for a couple of years, so I just decided to post it for no absolute reason. Plz enjoy, and review.
Can People Fly?
Summary: "No. . . .we still can't do that."
Word Count: 250
Genre: Humor
"Hey, Sakura-chan?"
"What Naruto?"
"Can people fly?'
". . ."
"Can they?"
"That's a very stupid question, Naruto! No, people can't fly! Can you fly?"
"Hmmm. . .I don't know."
"Well then, that answers your question."
They walked in silence.
"Are you sure people can't fly, Sakura-chan?"
"YES NARUTO! I"M PRETTY SURE PEOPLE CAN"T FLY!"
". . ."
Silence. . . . . . .
"Idiot."
"Bastard!"
"Idiot."
"Bastard!"
"Idiot."
"BASTARD!"
". . ."
"Ha! Don't have nothing else to say, now do you?"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Idiot."
"BAS-"
"WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP?!"
". . . . . . .bastard."
"I'm gonna kill you Naruto!"
Sakura chased Naruto to the edge of a cliff, but accidentally bumped into him, knocking him off the edge.
"AAAAHHH!" *splat*
"Oh god! Naruto! Are you okay?"
"Ugh. . . . no. ."
"Hn. Idiot."
"I HEARD THAT BASTARD!"
"Guys! Stop fighting! Can't you two ever be civil?"
"No. ." They both mumbled in unision.
She sighed, then smirked.
"Hey, Naruto! Can people fly?"
Sasuke smirked also.
"No. . . .we still can't do that."
Author End Notes: Well folks, there you have it. Thanks for bothering to read crap such as this. You've just made a 15-year old girl happy. :)
Don't forget to review, fav, and follow!
- UchihaHatred -