When Fans Attack! (REDONE)
A/N: Okay I have edited it to my fullest grammatical abilities, however limited they may be.
A/N: DO NOT read this if you:
1) hate Mary Sues, (Changed my mind this is NOT a Mary Sue.)
2) Like the fifth book, (I like it now so hee hee)
3) Haven't read the fifth book (Still applies)
4) Are a serious writer. (There may not be an "i" in team but there is an "i" in serious.
This is operating on the idea of Hermy's two roommates, the missing girls in the fifth year girl's dorm. I just can't learn my lesson can I?
Name: Brittany
Name: Samantha
Date: September 11 2004
Hogwarts Express, Kings Cross, London
Chapter One: Brit and Sam do Hogwarts!!!
"I don't know Sam this seems so real it can't be a dream." A tall, black, girl stood next to a short, white one. They were wearing both blue jeans and a simple white top. Both were staring at all the new/ old students of Hogwarts pulling their trolleys onto the train.
"Of course this isn't a dream we have just become part of the Harry Potter cast that's all." The girl pulled her long blonde hair into a pony tail, "by the way, Brit, we shouldn't say anything."
"Oh yeah duh, Sam. Honestly I think that blonde thing got to you." She grinned at her friend and shook her dark head, "Can you imagine us walking up to HP, Hermy, or Ronny, and saying that we love them in the books and I have been writing fan fics about them?"
"I know they would look at you like you were weird or something."
As if on cue three girls looked their way, "Oh great they heard us-" but Sam was jumping up and down squealing.
"Sam what in blue blazes are you so happy about?! We're teenagers for heavens sake quit being so happy!" Brittany cried incredulously as she followed Sam's line of vision.
"OH MY GOSH!!"
They both looked at one another and stage whispered , "WEASLEYS!"
A group of fiery red heads separated from the crowd. An extremely energetic shaggy black dog was running in front. The oldest woman wore a disapproving look as she gazed at the pup.
"Oh my gosh Sam do you see that!" Brittany said openly pointing at them, "We're in the fifth book. That's Sirius!"
"Oh no that means Umbridge!!"
"And Fred and George!"
"And SIRIUS!!" They both cried in unison, causing a few more people to stare at them.
Brittany looked around feeling self-conscious, "Er Sam we should get on the train now"
They both made their way through the crowd and ran into the first empty compartment they could find which proved to be very hard. Their third attempt proved successful, after settling their things they relaxed on the plushy cushions of the Hogwarts Express.
"Oh squishy!" Brittany squealed with delight.
"Can you believe it? I saw Ron and Harry. I'm—so—happy." Sam gushed while Brittany searched her pockets.
"Look Sam" Brittany said in a sing-song voice, holding up a wand.
"Cool! Do I have one?"
Brittany rolled her eyes, "Look in your pockets and see. Hey, do you think we can do magic?" Brittany grinned mischievously.
"Cool," Sam said again pulling out her own wand, "I dunno, um, try windgradem levisoa. First years can do that."
Brittany just nodded and made to wave her wand.
"Hey guys, there's no empty compartments so do you if we join you?" Angelina Johnson had opened the compartment and actually talked to them!!
Brittany mouth and wand dropped, she looked at Sam unable to get her throat to work.
Sam shrugged, "Yeah sure the more the merrier." Brittany nodded, shut her mouth, and retrieved her wand from under her seat. When she emerged a silly grin was plastered on her face.
"Er, is she going to be all right?" Fred asked Sam as he looked at Brittany whose face had ecstasy written all over it.
"Yeah she just... really. likes...Quidditch? You guys are her idol." Sam finished as Brittany quickly looked out the window, covering up her grin..
"But we've met before, you know." Alicia said looking at Brittany cautiously.
Brittany's head snapped to Alicia, her eyes wide, "For the record what year are we in?" She looked to Katie, who was sitting beside her.
"You're both in fifth." Katie raised her eyebrow.
"Ok, yeah, um I wasn't sure I passed a potions exam." Brittany supplied lamely; she scratched the back of her head.
"Well you better I'm not sure my aunt would be pleased if you hadn't," Angelina stated, her eyes narrowed. She sat diagonally across from Brittany and sharing a seat with Samantha and Fred.
"Why would your aunt care?" Brittany's eyebrows furrowed
At this comment, Angelina stood she towered over her victim, her hands on her hips, "Brittany Davis are you on drugs?!"
Brittany looked around the compartment. For the second time that day, she felt incredibly self-conscious, "Um...no" she said unconvincingly.
"What in the world has gotten into you?"
"Well, Annie, she always was weird to me." Fred interjected.
"Sod off Weasley" Brittany said smiling.
"I didn't mean it like it was a bad thing."
"I'm sure you didn't." Katie said crossing her arms
"Er- I didn't get a lot of sleep last night so my brain is a bit fuzzy." Brittany lied again. This time everyone who didn't know their situation looked satisfied and started talking about Quidditch, school etc.
"I wonder who's going to be the new DADA teacher." Lee trailed off.
"I hope it's a woman." Alicia added
For like the umpteenth time, Samantha and Brittany exchanged glances. All through the ride they had stayed (unusually) quite.
"What do you guys think? A woman or a man?" Angelina asked trying to get them involved in the conversation, before Samantha could answer Brittany easily the biggest Harry Potter fanatic between the two answered her nervousness forgotten. (a/n: Not sure that applies now)
"Well I liked Lupin and Moody, even though he was a fake. Quirrell was too nervous—though he was sharing a head with Vol—you-know-who. Lockhart was an ass but a sexy one. I think a woman would be very horrible at teaching DADA considering the woman who would be teaching the subject." Brittany finished darkly.
"I'm surprised you said that Brit you all for girl power."
"I still am, Katie, it's just that the frog Um-"
"Brit! You know at least Snape's not teaching it!" Sam shouted drowning out Brit's rant about Umbridge and giving her friend a warning look.
"We don't exactly know if Snape's not the new teacher."
"Come on, Lee, of course he isn't the Slytherins would have a field day if he was. They would carry around buttons celebrating."
"Yeah George's right." Brittany responded her anger subsiding.
"You can tell them apart?" Samantha cried amazed
"Dunno...Was I right?" She leaned forward a little looking at George who nodded.
"Yeah." He gave his twin a look. They were both smiling.
She narrowed her eyes and then looked at his counter part, "hmm you wouldn't admit that unless you wanted me to think that way, then you wou-"
"Please let's just drop it." Samantha said exasperated, "Who likes the Weird Sisters?"
As they talked about the Weird Sisters, Cho Chang walked by their compartment. Brittany kicked Sam and leaned over.
"Did you see what I just saw?" Samantha nodded mutely.
"I think she just saw Harry." Brittany said, looking at Cho's surprised face.
"That means that Harry would be in that direction." Brittany pointed behind her.
Sam nodded again.
"Care to explore?" Sam nodded yet again.
"Geez woman speak."