Beyond Birthday's Fun
A/N: Yes, I know, yet ANOTHER Beyond Birthday murder fanficton. But guess what? I LOVE IT! (and BB. So smexy!) So you're just going to have to deal with it. Oh, by the way, this is based off of the song A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or any of its characters, nor do I own the song A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature. I WISH I did, but sadly, I don't D:
Beyond Birthday was going through a box in his attic when he found a scrapbook of some sort. The leather was coated in a thick layer of dust, and the binding was cracked, like he had read it many times before. He laughed as he realized that it was the special obituary book that he had made that had all of the Whammy's House children in it. All of the children that he had directly or indirectly killed. With a sadistic smile, the serial killer opened the book and lost himself in old memories…
A is for Amber who drowned in a pool.
B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls.
C is for Curt with disease of the brain.
D is for Daniel derailed on a train.
E is for Eric who was buried alive.
F is for Frank who was stabbed through the eye.
G is for Greg who died in the womb.
H is for Heather who was sealed in a tomb.
I is for Isaac who "lost" his front brakes.
J is for Johnny who was bitten by snakes.
K is for Kimmy who was shot in the head.
L is for Larry who bled and bled.
M is for Marie who was burned to a crisp.
N is for Nick who was pummelled by fists.
O is for Olive who lived life too fast.
P is for Pat who swallowed some glass.
Q is for Quinton who took the wrong trail.
R is for Reyna who rotted in jail.
S is for Steve who was shot with a bow.
T is for Tory who froze in the snow.
U is for Ulrich who was trampled by hooves.
V is for Vanessa who "fell" off a roof.
W is for Will who was hit by a car.
X is for Xavier who sunk in the tar.
Y is for Yessy who "fell" from a plane.
Z is for Zach who simply went insane.
The L look-alike shut the old book, satisfied with his work. He had completely forgotten about the book, and was glad that he had gone through it. It pulled his spirits up and made him happy, knowing that he was completely to blame for the deaths of 26 people who could've been a future problem. Beyond put the book back into the box before hesitating and taking it out again, closing the cardboard box and walking downstairs to enjoy a nice jar of strawberry jam, singing a little tune that he had made up along the way.
"One by one, we bite the dust. We kick the bucket and begin to rust. Give up the ghost when your number's up. We all fall down. Ashes to ashes, bones to paste, you wither away in your resting place. Eternity in a wooden case. We all fall down."