(A/N: Here's a funny little one-shot I thought up with the help of MWolfL. Let's see how this goes...)
It was a fine day in the city of Petropolis. The bad guys were all handled the previous day, and so the T.U.F.F. agents got the day off! Well, since they're off, I decided to pay a visit to our good friends, Dudley and Kitty.
When I got to their house, I saw something really bad! JERKBAIT WAS THERE!
"So, kids, if you wanna be cool, you can start smokin'." Jerkbait said.
He was trying to get the kids to start smoking! And the kids aren't even in school yet!
"But isn't smoking a bad thing?" Summer asked.
"No. It makes you look cool, and all the cool people are doing it." Jerkbait said.
"The people we think are cool don't smoke." George said.
"Well, then they're not very cool." said the jerk.
"So what do we do?" Molly wondered.
At this, I ran off to find Dudley and Kitty. I found them upstairs.
"Dudley, Kitty, we have a problem." I said.
"What's the problem?" they asked, sounding concerned.
"Jerkbait somehow got in, and he's trying to get the kids to start smoking!" I said.
"WHAT?! They can't smoke! It's bad!" Dudley said.
"Jerkbait's trying to get my babies to start smoking?! That does it! He's gonna get it now!" said Kitty, and boy, did she look mad.
"Wait! I know how to stop him and save the kids!" Dudley said. Then he told me to bring Jerkbait upstairs, so I did.
"Okay, here he is." I said after hauling the jerk's good-for-nothing butt up the stairs.
We walked to where the kids could see us, and Kitty said, "You kids really don't wanna smoke!"
"How come?" asked the kids.
"Tell 'em, Dudley." Kitty said, turning to her husband.
Dudley stuck a bunch of cigarettes in Jerkbait's mouth and lit them all up!
"Smokin'...!" Dudley said. Then he sat down on the banister as he added, "Is hazardous to your health!" And then the cigarettes exploded!
Dudley slid down the banister, twirling a microphone in his hand. Then when he got to the bottom, he said into the microphone, "This has been a public service announcement. HA HA HA!" And then he ran into another room, and Kitty took Jerkbait to prison.
"Well, we're never gonna smoke!" the kids said.
"Good for you!" I said as we high-fived each other.
The End
Well, that's the fic! Hope ya liked it!