Sexi It: Yay! my 2nd story! runs around singing 'Celebrate gud times, cum on!
Percy: O.o strange child.
Sexi It: Hush now! and besides ur weirder than me!
Percy: oh, how so?
Sexi It: Well at least I dont have random fits of laughter! points finger
Percy: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! sorry? wot was that?
Sexi It: pft rolls eyes never mind, neway, I,..
Percy: Go on! u can say!
Sexi It: IdontyugiohGXoranyofitscharacters!...
Percy: And?..- ...
Sexi It: sigh I was the one who ate bob's cookie. T.T but it tasted soooooo gud!
Percy: there,there. pats on the back
Warnings: my sorry attempt at humour and future boy/boy couplings BUT I'M NOT SAYING WHO! hahahahaha!
Announcements, 'Thoughts' and (Percy's ramblings)
The new teacher of Duel Academy was walking down the hall way. She was going to meet the school board of directors. And she was terrified!
" Dam! I've not been here a day and already I'm doing something wrong!"
She was getting closer to the door, and she had the urge to just turn the other way and run, but by some miracle, she carried on walking and knocked the door.
" Come in." said a curt voice from within.
She gulped, opened the door and walked inside.
" Ah, you must be the new teacher, Mrs,….." said the Chancellor.
" Erm,…its Miss Galtrey."
"Yes of course it is!" said the Chancellor. " Now, please, take a seat."
Miss Galtrey looked around the room and saw an empty space next to a man with long hair and was holding what looked like to be a teddy, as she walked closer to the seat, she saw it was in fact a cat.
"Hello." she said nervously.
"Hello there, don't look so nervous I wont hurt you, will I Pharaoh?" the cat meowed pleasantly, " My name is Professor Banner and it's nice to meet you!"
Miss Galtrey started to relax, 'well he seems friendly enough.' she sat next to Banner and the Chancellor started to speak.
" Well, now that everyone is here! We shall begin the meeting!"
An exasperated sigh came from the teachers and heads of the dorms.
"Now every one this will soon be over, you know we have to discuss the behaviour problems and such,"
"It's not so much as a behaviour problem, but an attitude problem!" one spoke up, others nodded in agreement.
" But we still have to discuss it now does anyone have any suggestions?"(Percy: Retorical question!he knows they dont!)
All the teachers shook their heads. Miss Galtrey put her hand up.
"Yes, Miss Galtrey?"
"Well, I have a suggestion. Why don't we have a scheme as such, that teaches them responsibility?…." her voice trailed off.
All the other teachers looked, well, stunned. Miss Galtrey took the silence as a gesture to continue.
"If we could think off some way to put the students together and make them work together, to take responsibility of maybe something they care about?" 'Okay that sounds dumb, they'll never actually listen to that,'
" You know I think your onto something there," stated Banner.
She almost fell off her chair in surprise 'they aren't serious?'
The other teachers slowly started to nod their heads. " Yes, they could have to take care of something, like they were parents or something…….." said one teacher.
Doctor Crowler had an evil glint in his eye, "Gentlemen! And lady! I think we have a plan!" he smirked. "I think the answer is……flour babies."
The room erupted with laughter. " Crowler, you cant be serious!" cried the Chancellor.
Smirk still on his face, " Oh, but I am! Think about it! What better way to teach these students how to take responsibility for their actions! This, this is perfect! Yes, we'll have the whole school in on the 'project', they have to take care of an object, this means feeding it and caring for, like a for a real baby!"
The room started to quieten down and the teachers were nodding their heads. " Lets do it! We haven't got any other ideas, so why not!"
"We'll have to make up a list of instructions, and a timetable to take of the 'babies'. " said Banner with a smile on his face (Percy: when doesn't he smile?)
"Why don't we take of who the partners will be? The partners will have to be from different dorms and most partners will have to be boy and boy since they aren't enough girls!" Miss Galtrey joined in, she herself was grinning manically, all nervousness forgotten, ' Oh, everyone is just gonna love this!'
"Then its settled! We shall have a little 'flour babies project' for the whole school! But, first things first, we need draw up these timetables and instructions!"
All the staff felt pretty good of themselves, and couldn't help but grin at their evil scheme they were putting together.
But one third year Obelisk Blue student wasn't so happy. 'What are they thinking! This cannot be good! No wonder they didn't invite me to this meeting!'
The boy walked off thinking about this, well, weird, strange, turn of events. (I'll give you three guesses as to who he is, and the first two don't count!)
" Slifer scum!"
"Snob!"
"Slifer scum!"
(Sexi It:You don't know who this is? Percy: nope! Sexi It: sighDo you really need me to tell you? Percy: yup!)
Just an ordinary day at the Duel Academy, the birds are tweeting, the ocean waves are calmly lapping against the shore, and once again Jaden Yuki and Chazz Princeton are arguing. What about you ask? Ah, you know the usual. ' I'm gonna make you pay for this Slifer scum!', 'Ha! You still cant beat me in a duel Chazz!' Yup, the usual. Until a certain announcement is made. (Percy: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Sexi It: Shhhhhhh! I'm trying to write the story!)
"Attention Everyone! We the Board of Directors, have come up with a evil plot - Oops! I mean a new Scheme to help you to understand yourselves better and each other! This scheme is a Health Class Scheme and the topic is - PARENTING!"
"WHAT!" a union of voices wailed.
"This means that you will be learning to become parents! And THAT means having babies!Not literally of course, we're talking about flour babies! We have already taken the liberty of choosing your partners for you."
"But……." Jaden started .
"There're more boys than girls!" finished Chazz.
Everyone was thinking the same thing. (Percy:The teachers are back on the draw? Sexi It: Personally I think its chalk dust.) 'What on earth are they thinking!' (Percy:I was almost right!)
"Oh! And I think you'll find that your partners are in a different dorm!" muffled laughter could be heard through the speakers after the last statement.
"NO WAY!"
"If you to your dorms and look upon the notice boards, you'll see that the list of names of that dorm is on there; along with the partners of those people."
"Don't forget about the instructions!" came a new whispered voice over the speakers.
"Ah , yes, we have also have a list of instructions as well as a timetable for caring for your 'babies'. Your head of Dorm with be handing out timetables and instructions to you all. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
Before the announcement was even finished, a loud thunderous noise of hundreds of feet running to their dorms could be heard, hoping, praying that they were partnered up with someone they at least liked. But considering that the partners were from a different dorm and the all the fighting between the three dorms, being put with a friend was highly unlikely.
Sexi It: And,...it is done for now neways!
Percy: but you cant finish it here! we dont know who the couples are!
Sexi It: pft! I tell you what, why dont you carry on writing, I'm tired, and...I've got homework to do.
Percy: O.O U lazy sod! u had all end of term!
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Percy: O.o erm...please review!