Based on an idea by DracosPunkBabe. This is just for fun, not supposed to have a plot.

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WELCOME TO THE HOGWARTS CHAT ROOM

HermioneG: Hi, guys!

HarryPotter: Hi! This is awesome.

Fred has entered the chat room

George has entered the chat room

IamRON: Hi Hermione. Hi Fred&George.

Fred: Hey guys

George: Hey guys

HermioneG: Why didn't you guys mention your names? Fred and George are quite common.

Fred: Because everyone knows us.

George: Because everyone knows us.

IamRON: lol!

TheWeaslette has entered the room.

HarryPotter: Hi, Ginny. :)

TheWeaslette: Hey, guys! What's up?

IamRON: Four out of the six people here are from my family, that's whats up. :(

Fred: It's nothing to be ashamed of, Ron.

PrinceCharming has entered the chat room

PrinceCharming: Hi there, lesser people of Hogwarts.

HermioneG: Who's this?

Fred: Yah. Whos' this?

PrinceCharming: You...you can't guess? I'm the best-looking guy at school!

George: Stop posing as me!

TheWeaslette: LOL

PrinceCharming: The Slytherin prince? Blond-haired goodness?

IamRON: Uh...

HarryPotter: Who is this?

TheWeaslette: Harry's not Slytherin and he's not blond. Besides, I think he's using the screenname, "HarryPotter".

HermioneG: Ginny, you never cease to make me laugh!

PrinceCharming: Hello?

HarryPotter: Aw Ginny:)

IamRON: Oy! Break it up! I don't want fluff in this chat room.

Fred: Ginny, I never told you if I approve of Harry.

PrinceCharming: HELLO????

George: I dont' remember approving of Harry, either.

TheWeaslette: Oh, psh!

PrinceCharming: HELLO??????????????????????

Fred: Well, hi to you, too.

PrinceCharming: Isn't anyone going to guess who I am?

HermioneG: We find it impossible, PrinceCharming.

PrinceCharming: I'm Draco Malfoy!

PrinceCharming: ...

PrinceCharming: Why isn't anyone saying anything?

PrinceCharming: Hello?

HarryPotter: But I thought you said 'the most good-looking guy at school'?

IamRON: Yeah. Scroll up. It's all there.

PrinceCharming: That's my point, you idiots!

Dumbledore has entered the chat room

Fred: Hi professor!

George: Hi professor!

IamRON: HI!!

HermioneG: Hello prof. Dumbledore!

Dumbledore: Hi, kids!

HarryPotter: Hi professor

The Weaslette: Hi professor

PrinceCharming: Stop it! These hi's are driving me insane!

Dumbledore: I can guess who everyone else is, but who's PrinceCharming?

PrinceCharming: UGH!

PrinceCharming has left the chat room

Fred: that boy needs some help.

TheWeaslette: Professor?

Dumbledore: Yes?

TheWeaslette: Is there private chat room feature in this thing?

Dumbledore: No, there isn't.

TheWeaslette: Oh, that's too bad. I have a webcam.

Dumbledore: ...

IamRON: Ginny!

Fred: Gotta go. Bye!

George: Me too.

Fred has left the chat room

George has left the chat room

Pmaster has entered the chat room

Pmaster: hi peeps, asl?

TheWeaslette: huh?

Pmaster: anyone wanna cyber?

Dumbledore: Severus?

Pmaster: What? Oh, wrong room!

Pmaster has left the chat room

HarryPotter: That was weird...

TheWeaslette: Harry, you wanna cyber?

IamRON: GINNY!

Dumbledore has left the chat room

HermioneG: Umm..

HarryPotter: Errr...

TheWeaslette: Mmm, I'm fingering myself right now

IamRON: GINNY WEASLEY!!

TheWeaslette: talk dirty to me, Harry!

HermioneG: This is a public chat room, Ginny!

HarryPotter: Err...

TheWeaslette: how big is your dick?

IamRON: GINNY! Gerroff!!

HarryPotter: I'm very uncomfortable.

IamRON: YES!! Ginny, you're making him uncomfortable!

HarryPotter: No, you're making me uncomfortable. Can you leave?

IamRON: HARRY!!!!

HermioneG has left the chat room

IamRON: don't do anything weird, okay?

IamRON has left the chat room

TheWeaslette: FINALLY! Harry, tell me what to do. ;)

HarryPotter: Mmm...finger yourself.

TheWeaslette: My hand's in my panties right now...mm that feels good :)

HarryPotter: Take off your shirt and your bra

TheWeaslette: Should I turn on the cam?

HarryPotter: Yes! Yes!

TheWeaslette has started the webcam

HarryPotter: Oh, your gorgeous!

TheWeaslette: Thank you. Here hold on while I take off my bra.

HarryPotter: kay

HarryPotter: oh my god...

HarryPotter: damn...

TheWeaslette: You like, Harry?

HarryPotter: Hell yeahh! I wanna play with your tits so baddddd...

TheWeaslette: mmm

HarryPotter: oh my god is that your hand in your panties!!

TheWeaslette: yeah im typing with one hand. keep telling me what to do baby

HarryPotter: Show me your pussy

TheWeaslette: wow, Harry! you're much bolder on the net...me like. :) Hold on, let me readjust the cam..

HarryPotter: oh my godddd!! thats so hot...

Pmaster has entered the chat room

HarryPotter: CRAPP!

Pmaster: mm, whose pussy is that!! hotttt

TheWeaslette has stopped the webcam

TheWeaslette: omfg.

Pmaster: who's the weaslette? asl?

HarryPotter: errrrr

Pmaster: Harry Potter? what are you doing on teens-only video chat?

HarryPotter: teens-only? this isn't teens-only!

TheWeaslette: he's a teen, tho! why are you on here?

Pmaster has left the chat room

HarryPotter: oh crap that pervert

TheWeaslette: he saw my pussy, goddamn it.

HarryPotter: ...

HarryPotter: Ginny?

TheWeaslette: yeah?

HarryPotter: ...

HarryPotter: turn the cam on again.

TheWeaslette: lol!

TheWeaslette has started the webcam

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HAHAHAHHA that was fun writing. ;D