Okay I was just typing and this came to my mind as it came on on T.v
The Dating Game
Anouncer:Okay everyone here's our host Frank come on out Frank
Frank: hello everyone today on our show we have Ginny Weasley come on out Ginny
*crowd cheers as Ginny comes out the sits down
Frank: okay Ginny tell us something about yourelf
Ginny: well I'm a witch *crowd starts cheering* I am 14 and I need a man
Frank: okay you heard her let's start reading the cards
Ginny: Bachlor #1 what would be your idea of a romantic date
Bachlor #1: well I would try to m-m-m make a m-m-magic carpet for us and we could eat
Ginny: bachlor #2 same questiom
Bachlor #2: well I would take you for a walk around the castle and let you feel my heart
litteraly
Ginny: okay bachlor #3 what do you like to do
Bachlor # 3: well I like to be away from all my brothers they anoy me I like to play
quidditch
Ginny: okay bachlor # 2 how old are you
Bachlor # 2: I am like something years dead
Ginny: okay you scare me bachlor # 3 same question
b # 3: I'm 15
Ginny: bachlor # 1 waht is your favorite subject in school
B # 1: I like Herbology
Frank: okay our time is um when we come back Ginny will pick her true love
*crowd cheers as show cut's to commercial*
Minerva Mcgonogal: hello people do you all vant to look like me well then get
wrinkgonested it is a anti acting wrinkle be gone cleansing cream so if you want a smove
face like me get some* scene stops goes to another commercial
* old man jumping on bed in underwear* * woman doing yoga in underwear on bed* *
old people dancing on a bed* *old man still jumping to usic* * someone singing the touch
the feel of cotton the fabric of ourlives* Dating Game comes back on
Frank: now were back everyone Ginny will make her descion Ginny take it away
Ginny: well I have thought about this for a while and I pick bachlor # 2
Frank: well lets see who you missed bachlor # 1 come out *reveals to be Neville* bachlor
# 3 come out * reveals to be Ron
Ginny: hes my brother
Ron: the paid me to do it
Frank:bachlor # 2 come on out
* he comes out and reveals himself to be Professor Binns*
Ginny: ahhhhh prfofessor Binns waht do you want I rather have Neville I'll take Neville
Frank: sorry those are the rules you get a trip to makeout island
Ginny: nooooooooooooo! * screams running of stage with Binns chasing her with kissy
lips
The Dating Game
Anouncer:Okay everyone here's our host Frank come on out Frank
Frank: hello everyone today on our show we have Ginny Weasley come on out Ginny
*crowd cheers as Ginny comes out the sits down
Frank: okay Ginny tell us something about yourelf
Ginny: well I'm a witch *crowd starts cheering* I am 14 and I need a man
Frank: okay you heard her let's start reading the cards
Ginny: Bachlor #1 what would be your idea of a romantic date
Bachlor #1: well I would try to m-m-m make a m-m-magic carpet for us and we could eat
Ginny: bachlor #2 same questiom
Bachlor #2: well I would take you for a walk around the castle and let you feel my heart
litteraly
Ginny: okay bachlor #3 what do you like to do
Bachlor # 3: well I like to be away from all my brothers they anoy me I like to play
quidditch
Ginny: okay bachlor # 2 how old are you
Bachlor # 2: I am like something years dead
Ginny: okay you scare me bachlor # 3 same question
b # 3: I'm 15
Ginny: bachlor # 1 waht is your favorite subject in school
B # 1: I like Herbology
Frank: okay our time is um when we come back Ginny will pick her true love
*crowd cheers as show cut's to commercial*
Minerva Mcgonogal: hello people do you all vant to look like me well then get
wrinkgonested it is a anti acting wrinkle be gone cleansing cream so if you want a smove
face like me get some* scene stops goes to another commercial
* old man jumping on bed in underwear* * woman doing yoga in underwear on bed* *
old people dancing on a bed* *old man still jumping to usic* * someone singing the touch
the feel of cotton the fabric of ourlives* Dating Game comes back on
Frank: now were back everyone Ginny will make her descion Ginny take it away
Ginny: well I have thought about this for a while and I pick bachlor # 2
Frank: well lets see who you missed bachlor # 1 come out *reveals to be Neville* bachlor
# 3 come out * reveals to be Ron
Ginny: hes my brother
Ron: the paid me to do it
Frank:bachlor # 2 come on out
* he comes out and reveals himself to be Professor Binns*
Ginny: ahhhhh prfofessor Binns waht do you want I rather have Neville I'll take Neville
Frank: sorry those are the rules you get a trip to makeout island
Ginny: nooooooooooooo! * screams running of stage with Binns chasing her with kissy
lips