It was another dismal day in Silent Hill. Nothing had happened all day, and Pyramid Head was BORED. "Come on man! There has to be SOMETHING to do around here!" Bob the Pyramid Head yelled at his weird buddy Valtiel.

He just giggled. "Well, maybe there would be something to do if you would stop killing everything that even looks alive." He retorted.

"I don't kill everything, just a few lying figures here and there, the mannequins, and Maria."

"Point proven."

"NOT!"

"Is that denial I hear?"

"SHUT UP ALREADY AND LET'S GO!"

"Buttwi-"

POW! And with that, they began to wonder the cold, damp streets of Silent Hill.

MEANWHILE:

James Sunderland trudged through the streets, worn out from the last fight he had with a lying figure. Suddenly, he heard metal screaming against the ground.

He recognized that sound.

RED PYRAMID. CRAP, CRAP, CRAP! He ran into the nearest alley, praying for an exit. The sound got closer, followed by chuckling.

"Hi Jamesey, nice seeing you here."

"…."

"I SAID HI."

"Go die."

Pyramid Head walked forward, just to be met by handgun bullets.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm BULLETPROOOOF!"

James turned to run, just to run into the wall. He was out cold.

"Uh, I think you went a bit far, Bob."

"Is his neck supposed to be bent like that?..."

10 hours later

James woke up, vision foggy at first, but after clearing, he saw he was in a dark room with 4 people. One was a girl, about 17, with dirty blonde hair sleeping in a corner. There were 3 men, all on the ground sleeping. James got up and walked towards the girl. He shook her lightly. "

Hey-"he started before she awoke with a start, clocking James in the face. "

WHO ARE YOU?" she yelled, waking the others with a start.

"Who are YOU?" he mocked, clutching his jaw.

"I asked first, nitwit. WHO ARE YOU?"

"James, you?"

"Heather. Heather Mason."

"Henry Townshend."

"Harry Mason."

"Alex Shepard."

"That red pyramid thing got me…."

"Yep, and I think it was hilarious." A voice from outside the door said.

"Let us out!" Heather screamed.

"Make me."

Heather took a deep breath and unleashed beams from her eyes.

"SEXY BEAM!"

The door was demolished, and there was dust coming up from how fast Pyramid head ran.

"Dobe!" James screamed. "WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

The world blew up and we lived happily ever after, THE END! :D