Hey. This is just a joke that I sent to Marie when she wouldn't update, and I'm not sure if it's entirely allowed to fit into the House category. But she did write the fic we're talking about...so anyway, enjoy.
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We, the people of these United Fics, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure aesthetic tranquility, provide for the common boredom-buster, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of Fanfiction to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain these truths to be self-evident, that all fics be created equal.
In order for this to happen, we shall pass the NFLB, or No Fics Left Behind act. This Act enables us to ensure to well being of each and every fic brought into the world.
However, a wrongdoing has been sent against us, and we have set out to reverse it. One fic, going by the name of 'If Whiteboards Could Talk,' has been unforgettably forgotten.
By the Grace of God, we plead that this curse may be lifted, and this fic may once again resume its due lifetime, so it may achieve life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, as all fics should pursue.
We, the people of these United Fics, wish to extend our wishes towards the general public, so that we may languish in the beauty of your words forevermore.
John Hancock
Hadley, Spncsifreak, Star Jelly, Becca, Queen of France, Elly-rox5, Luciferus, Green Penguin, J Lesley, Akylae, Redhead1234, Your-face, Gregory House, Kakashi Hatake-Cuddy, SJ-88, plus the 248 people who love your story and wish you Godspeed in its completion.
It's not about you, dearest Marie. It's for America/Canada/Australia/Other countries whose fics we've enjoyed!
Fulfill your Patriotic Duty! Let your words flow!