Me: Hi! Please don't kill me for not writing for so long. *cowers in fear*

Mai: *ghostlike* You left us here.. in the endless void.

Me: *sweatdrop* Sorry sorry.. but there was *lists many lame but true excuses* but anyway I sadly did not buy ghost hunt on black friday so I do not own it or any chocolate brands whatsoever.

Mai kicked the door to the SPR office open huffing and puffing from pulling along six full to bursting paper bags all the way from school. "Mai! Tea!" came the usual greeting. "Not now Naru, I just pulled half of the Godiva store here from my house and school!" Naru frowned. Mai never said 'Not now' it wasn't like her, and what was this about Godiva? Naru came out of his cav-office to see what she was going on about. "Oh dang it!" Mai cursed as one of the bags broke spilling chocolates all over the floor. Suddenly Michelle was there yelling "Show me La CHOCOLATE!" It took 10 minuets to calm her down.

"Sorry for not getting your tea Naru." Mai apologized. "Why do you have so much chocolate?" he asked her. "Naru, did you forget? Its Valentines day remember?!" Naru twitched. It was true that he had forgotten but he wasn't about to let her know that. "I believe the question was why you had so MUCH chocolate, not what day it was." Mai huffed. there he went again treating her like she was an idiot. "The reason I have so much chocolate is because when I woke up this morning there was a pile of the stuff in and around my mailbox, and when I went to school my locker was bursting with boxes, not to mention my desk was buried in it when I got to class."

Naru blinked. This meant that Mai, HIS Mai, had many many admirers. He suddenly had the urge to to kill every male student at her school. Silently he went to his office thinking hard. "Whoa, what is all this?!" came a yell from the door. Monk who had been the one to yell came in staring at all the chocolates with Ayako, Masako, Yasu, and John trailing after him. "Oh, hi Monk this is just the stuff Mai got for Valentines day." Michelle said.

Masako gaped. This was more than she had ever gotten on Valentines day, and that was saying something. Ayako was looking trough the chocolates "I see 81 Hershey's chocolate bars with ribbons around them, 15 Godiva Signature Chocolate Truffles Gift Box, 54 Milk Chocolate Lovers Truffle Flights, and 146 Godiva Wrapped Chocolates. That makes about $3,903 worth of chocolate!" she exclaimed. Monk was looking at the cards and said "Hey some of these are from middle schoolers and a few college guys, Mai you sure are popular!" "Mai! Tea!" Naru called from his office. "Oh man, I forgot to make tea!" Mai cried out.

She started her usual process and after having her usual internal debate of whether or not to poison his tea went to his office and knocked on the door. "Come in." came Naru's muffled voice through the door. She went in and set down his tea. Before she could leave the room though Naru grabbed her wrist and showed her a box of chocolate truffles with strawberry filling, Mai's favorite. "You get one each time you give me a kiss." he said with a smirk. Mai went red and tried to pull away thinking Naru was messing with her but he just pulled her down onto his lap.

"Its not such a bad deal you know, besides if you don't want this chocolate then I will assume that you just don't like chocolate and dispose of all the boxes in the other room." he said this while slowly inching his face closer to hers and when he finished talking put his lips on hers. When he was done he fed her a truffle while she invented a new shade of red for her cheeks. This process went on for a while, as in the other on the outside of the soundproof door stuffed their faces with Mai's chocolates.

Me: I know its not Valentines day but I just had the urge to write Mai with lots of chocolate and Naru feeling a bit jealous.

Naru: *glowering* I am never jealous.

All: *sing song* Yes you are~

Me: Please review as I give Naru his medication! *takes bottle and goes towards Naru*