Saving The Day – The Tristan Taylor Way!

Heidi: Has everyone seen the Yu-Gi-Oh episode where Tristan and Serenity are cornered in an alleyway by two Rare Hunters or whatever? No? Neither have I! But my sister told me this one line: Duke throws dice at the Rare Hunters and Tristan turns and says "it can't be Duke Devlin!" which I thought was possibly the most funny line ever, so I wrote this. It's a bit exaggerated for obvious reasons. Ie; it's funnier that way.

Tristan and Serenity are facing 300 huge monsters in an alleyway.

Tristan: This looks like the end, Serenity!
Serenity: Oh Tristan! (clings to him)

Suddenly the monsters are hit by flying dice. Tristan and Serenity look over their shoulders.

Tristan: It can't be Duke Devlin!
Duke: It is! Tristan, I will take Serenity and run. You stay and fight – fight for what you believe in!
Tristan: I will!
Serenity: (is grabbed by Duke) I'll never forget you Tristan!
Tristan: And I you.
Duke: Come Serenity!

They run, leaving Tristan to face the monsters. Duke and Serenity run into the street. They are almost hit by a car.

Duke: Watch where you're going you stupid bint! You're all over the road! Get your license in a WeetBix packet?
Mai (driver): (looks at Serenity) Hey aren't you Joey Wheeler's sister?
Serenity: I am, and I am running away from 300 huge monsters!
Mai: Well hop in, I'll drive you!
Serenity and Duke get into Mai's car.
Serenity: Oh, I feel so terrible, leaving Tristan to fight those monsters!
Mai: Don't worry hun, Tristan is strong!
Duke: Yes, Tristan is strong!
Serenity: Yes, Tristan is strong!

They drive along, and after a while Duke turns to Serenity.

Duke: Serenity, I have to tell you something. I know you love Tristan, but I love you.
Serenity: Oh Duke! I had no idea! No wonder you gave me those 10 dozen roses on Valentines Day! Oh, I cannot live with such a problem!

Serenity pulls out a knife and kills herself.

Duke: (holds her) Serenity, NO!

Cut to Duke in Tristan's (fancy) lounge room.

Duke: She died in my arms Tristan. I tried my best to save her from the knife she plunged into her left lung, but it was no use.
Tristan: I do not understand, why would she kill herself?
Duke: (ashamed) I told her I loved her…
Tristan: WHAT? Duke how could you? What about the other girl who died when you told her you loved her?
Duke: That was my Grandma, Tristan. She had a heart attack. Oh Granny, I will have my revenge!
Tristan: On whom, Duke?
Duke: On everyone with a weak heart! I will scare every old woman with a weak heart so she has a heart attack and dies and cannot pass on her horrible genetic disease!
Tristan: (dramatic gasp)

Cut to Duke in a different, dark lounge. An old lady wanders in and he jumps out at her and yells "BOO!" The old lady jumps out of her skin, literally, to reveal it was in fact Tristan in disguise, with a knife.

Tristan: I will put an end to your murderous rampage Duke! (stabs him with knife) It was for your own good…
Duke: (collapses and starts to die) I will see you soon Granny! Thank you, Tristan… (dies)
Tristan: And so the day is once again saved by Tristan Taylor!

Zoom in on Tristan's heroic face, then zoom out again to reveal he is now sitting on his motorbike. Tristan rides off into the sunset.

Fin.

Well that was the result of me being high off the excitement of having a new puppy and fixing my broken video camera which isn't actually mine, and it being midnight! Please R&R! It's a one-shot unless people insist on more chapter in which case I might try to come up with something else.