A/N Well since I have been writing loads of really serious fic's lately they all got really depressing! So… I decided to come up with a kind of comedy/ parody/ WIERD story! Btw this is a whole new style for me and it is not at all ment to be serious, just a bit of fun! So please review or pm and tell me what you think!
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It was Astrid's stupid idea again! Meet at LyonGlen forest and have f-u-n (not the way I see it!)- since Caine will be there and we all no what that means! All of us were supposed to turn up at 4pm sharp at the big mossy entrance and haul our old leaky two man tent up to the top of a muddy hill surrounded by trees and rivers! What fun, a weekend with Lana, Caine, Astrid, Sam, Quinn, Drake and I stuck in the middle of nowhere!
So once we had set up the TINY tent and sorted through all our stuff we realised that only Astrid and Lana had brought sleeping bags and no-one had brought any FOOD! (Apart from Quinn and his many packets of pickles, of course!)
Oh no! Not a weekend in the deserted forest with no food, warmth or lipgloss! We were starving for a start since none of us liked pickles, not even Quinn who had brought them, the stupid idiot!
So off we set into the forest, Drake armed with his favourite rifle and Caine constantly trying to grab my hand, I mean seriously! the kid just can't get it into his thick little head that at this moment in time, I am not interested! As we are walking there was a loud shriek from the left, it came from some maniac who was sprinting across the path from us waving a sharpened stick around in the air, she was soon followed my a second screaming, mad girl also carrying a stick. They seamed to realise us at the same time and halted in their tracks at the sight of Drake,s gun, mouths gaping open like a pair of fish. Before I was able to put on my signature smirk and 'read' them Caine decided to go all phsyco and scream, "FOOD!" He grabbed the shot gun out of Drakes steel grip and begun to fire madly at the two trembling teens.
Bullets flew everywhere, one managing to lodge in the straight haired girls leg. "Ahhhhhh!" She screamed out in pain before falling to the ground. Before Caine could take aim and fire again Sam, Astrid and Drake were all on him in an instance, Drake trying to get his gun back and Sastrid trying to save the brats. "Nooooo! How could you do this to such poor innocent children! It is completely upright and unjust and immoral and-" Astrid was cut off by Drake's muffled kissing noises, I spun on my heal to see him stroking the gun and whispering to it, "don't worry baby, I will never let you go again!" Now that is taking his sadism to a whole new level, I think.
After about half an hour of trying to calm down the two maniacs who were in shock they looked up at us twice before the yelled, "Oh My God! It's the FAYZ crew! Please can we have your autographs!" After drake signing his all over there school shirts they begged us to let them stay the night in the tent with us, and we agreed. Under one condition, they tell us where some food is.
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