"mondo... i-ishimaru-sama..." chihiro whispered. "what?" they asked in unison. "i am... boy" chihiro cry, whipping off his skirt to reveal disco pants. "gasp." they gaspeed. "that's good because... im gay" mondo yelled, grabbing chihiro's butt. "oh mondo-sama" chihiro moaned. "i am also gay" said ishimaru. "but i thought gays were not allowed at school..." ishi-maru cried, "it okay" chihiro whispered, rubbing ishimaru's back while being groped by mondo. "gays are allowed in california!" "okay," ishimaru moaned, hugging chihiro. he pulled out his 15 inch pickle. "lets have a nickle pickle party" chihiro said, thrusting it towards them. and they did decause its okay in california.