Twisted Adventures of the Forest
By Firestar's Gal
Set in the original series sometime.
This is my pathetic attempt to be funny.
What happens when RiverClan is running low on water, it's day all the time in ShadowClan, WindClan can't catch a breeze, and ThunderClan's stormed in? Find out here!
Chapter 1: RiverClan
Crookedstar: Let all those old enough to catch their own fish join at the highrock for a Clan meeting!
Leopardfur: What is it, Crookedstar?
Crookedstar: We're running low on water.
RiverClan cats: -laughing-
Mistyfoot: No, seriously, why'd you call us here?
Crookedstar: WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF WATER, PEOPLE!
Leopardfur: We're cats.
Crookedstar: Oh, excuse me. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF WATER CATS!
Leopardfur: Was that so hard?
Mistyfoot: I'm going to go check the river. –Goes to check the river-
Crookedstar: When Mistyfoot comes back, she'll tell you all! –Laughs like a maniac-
Mistyfoot: -Comes back- I have to tell you all something! It's true! THE WATER'S GONE!
RiverClan cats: -Panicking-
Leopardfur: STOP!
RiverClan cats: -Stop running around mindlessly and turn heads to look at Leopardfur-
Leopardfur: We can't just run around and let ourselves die of thirst! We need to do something about this! –Looks up at Crookedstar hopefully-
Crookedstar: WE SHOULD HAVE A DEMOLITION DERBY!
Mistyfoot: What's a demolition derby?
Leopardfur: It's a thing where you go demolish everything in sight!
Crookedstar: Yeah. It's AWESOME!
Mistyfoot: Where should it be?
Crookedstar: IN ALL THE OTHER CLAN'S CAMPS!!!!!!!!!
RiverClan cats: YEAH!
Crookedstar: Okay, Leopardfur, go hand out the power saws to the kits and apprentices, Mistyfoot, give out the bazookas to the warriors, and I'll give out diapers and num-chucks to the elders.
Mistyfoot: Why diapers and num-chucks?
Crookedstar: Because the elders know the ancient ways of the num-chucks, and they have bladder problems.
Mistyfoot: I did not need to know that last part.
Crookedstar: WELL GET ON WITH IT!
Mistyfoot and Leopardfur: Yes, sir!
Mudfur: What do I get?
Crookedstar: You're a medicine cat, patient and wise. You can have my latest invention The NUMSAWZOOKA!
Mudfur: What's the numsawzooka?
Leopardfur: -hands kit a power saw- A numsawzooka is a combination of num-chucks, a power saw, and a bazooka.
Kit: -fires up power saw- MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE, SHADOWCLAN, DIE!
Crookedstar: Aw, how cute!
Leopardfur: Okay, Crookie, I've handed out all the power saws. The kits and apprentices are good to go.
Mistyfoot: Warriors and Elders secure sir.
Crookedstar: What about that elder?
Mistyfoot: Why is that elder's diaper yell-oh no.
Crookedstar: Oh, yes.
Mistyfoot: -Reluctantly goes to change elder's diaper-
Elder: BACK OFF, YOU FREAK!
Mistyfoot: JUST HOLD STILL!
Crookedstar and Leopardfur: O.O
Mistyfoot: -Coming back- Ready to go, sir.
Leopardfur: What are you using sir?
Crookedstar: Numsawzooka.
Leopardfur: Okay, troops, let's go! First stop, SHADOWCLAN!