Part 1- The Guest
Derpin Hikpik had considered himself to be 'forever alone.' He had no friends, no girlfriend, and did nothing fun except game crazily on his free time with PC enterprises such as The Last of Us and Left for dead. He tuned in to The Walking Dead whenever he could, and enjoyed a good bowl of Ramen noodles (chicken flavor) while listening to his personal mentor, Slim Shady.
One Saturday night he sat alone at home contemplating whether or not to do his Algebra homework that was due the next day. He was a freshman in high school and had a dangerously low amount of motivation, and was in deep need for a hit of ambition. Being the perpetual mope he was, he drizzled honey all over his problems 1-22 and threw them to the floor, for his dog, Kirp, to enjoy.
"Screw math," he thought. "Level 14 on Halo is waiting for me." He squeezed the last of his Capri Sun and then blew it up and dropped it. He jumped onto it, yet again hoping that perhaps something wondrous and unusual would happen, like in those unorthodox commercials, yet no such thing occurred. He proceeded to his 'gaming' area and turned his system on, only to hear a clear knock on the door. His mom wasn't home, and wasn't expected to be until the next morning, for she was busy 'working,' as she put, assuming her son was that unknowing.
"I wonder who that could be..." he thought as he went to answer the front door. He opened the door to a frightful sight. There stood what was believed to be fictional, just a mere character designed to give one the willies, but apparently, that 'folklore' was all too real, at least for Derpin. There stood a man, no, more of a creature or demon, who must have been at least ten feet tall. He had no face, just a pure white circular head, 'looking' down at the young teen. He wore a suit, much like a tuxedo, and had the longest arms anyone could imagine. The 'figure' was completely silent at first, just allowing Derpin to stand at his doorway shaking, a nervous wreck. He didn't even breath. After about thirty seconds, Derpin snapped out of his traumatized trance and realized that he had wet himself. The thing just continued to 'stare' down at him.
"W-what do you want, S-Slendy?" Derpin managed to muster. The creature leaned in closer and put his long and thin hand on his shoulder, making him ghostly pale and consumed with anxiety, even more so than the time he had to give the fifteen minute presentation on the Scientific method, which concluded in a panic attack and a trip to the ER.
"A meme is what I seek," the tall figure spoke, without moving his lips, which were nonexistent. A meme? Did he mean what Derpin thought he meant?
"E-excuse me?" Derpin spoke, confused at his odd words, not like he was expecting him to say something normal, but this was just too weird.
The thin and lanky creature walked in and instructed Derpin to close the door, and he reluctantly did so. Slender walked into Derpin's living room and made himself comfortable on his 'gaming seat.' He sighed and turned his attention to a still mesmerized Derpin.
"Sit tight, little Derp. I've got a story to tell you." Derpin slowly stumbled into the room and hesitantly took a seat across from him. Slender sighed again and stated his issue.
"And so my tale begins. Nobody knows me, I'm cold. Walk down this road all alone. It's no one's fault but my own. It's the path I've chosen to go. Frozen the snow. I show no emotion whatsoever so, don't ask why I have no love for these..."
"Wait, aren't those lyrics to an Eminem song? I'm his biggest fan!" Derpin couldn't help but interrupt, angering the piss out of Slender. He sprung out of his seat faster than the fat bitch who sat down too fast and was in Derpin's face immediately.
"Do not interrupt me, fool! Allow me to finish!" Derpin piddled his pants some more and after about fifteen seconds Slender backed away and took a seat again.
"My point was that I crave attention! I'm growing damn impatient, too. Why, I deserve just as much attention as these losers!" He magically displayed three meme's into the air, showing Bad Luck Brian, Socially Awkward Penguin, and Most Interesting Man.
"I hear ya, Slendy, but how can I help you? I'm just...Derpin. Forever Alone..." Derpin declared, hoping that wouldn't anger the mysterious man. Slender stood up and approached Derpin. His stomach knotted up harshly as Slender made another statement.
"Trust me, Derp, you will be of assistance," he put, calmly. He held out his hand, and notioned for Derpin to take it. "Just follow me."
A/N: This is my second fan fiction. I probably wont be continuing my first one, 'Black and White,' but who knows? Keep in mind that this is just a parody, and is intended to be humorous, and not much like the actual Slender man, except for his cruel nature and seriousness. This story will be divided into just 4 parts. I hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading!