"How dare you defy me, putrid earth-monkey?!"
"I swear! I know nothing! Dib just told me what to do! I didn't know! Gee, Zim --"
"Don't act as though you are my friend, worm baby! Invaders need no friends!"
"But Zim, I..."
"Quiet, Just tell me what you did to GIR!"
Now, how did all this come about? What happened to GIR? Read more to find out...
(Scene: Zim in his laboratory, trying to come up with a way to defeat Dib and the Scary Monkey at the same time. GIR is happily rolling in the floor with his Piggie.)
"GIR! Cease that wretched toddling and come here!"
(GIR's commandment colors shine for a brief moment)
"Yes my master!"
"GIR, tell me what you know of this 'Scary Monkey Show'...TELL ME!"
"I loooooove that show."
"Yes, I know GIR, you love every show on this pathetic projection box, but what do you know about the Scary Monkey?"
"OH!.......He lives in Toronto!"
"Toronto?! What in the name of all that is Irkin is Toronto?"
"It's a place, in...Canada?"
"Canada? Isn't that on the other side of this planet?"
"...I....don't....know..."
"Well then, we must devise a plan to get to this Toronto while attracting Dib. That shouldn't be so hard."
(Zim turns back to his computers and GIR resumes his rolling in the floor with Piggie.)
"GIR!!!"
(GIR almost leaps out of his doggy disguise at the sudden shout)
"GIR, I know how we can get Dib-Monkey to this Can..Cana.. what was that place?"
".....BANANA!!"
"No, GIR, where Toronto is, the Scary Monkey, remember?"
"Oh. TORONTO! WHEEEE!!"
(GIR proceeds to run wildly all over the room, ignoring Zim's pleas for answers. Zim hides his head in frustration and types in 'Toronto' on the guidance chip GIR left out of his head....AGAIN!)
"GIR, Toronto is in CANADA!"
(GIR looks at Zim like he's a complete idiot.)
"Duuuuhhhh, that's what I said!"
"Well nevermind that, GIR, I know a way we can get that stupid human to go to Toronto. That wretched show he watches, 'Mysterious Mysteries' is also there. We will lead him there using his own ADDICTIONS against the little spoot!"
"I like Bananas. Can I have a Banana?"
"Go away GIR! I'm working!"
(Zim cackles to himself and goes on with his plan.)
"If there were ever an Irkin monkey genius, it would be ME! Come GIR! We must pack!"
(Eating a banana, peel and all)
"I love you banana."
To be continued....
"I swear! I know nothing! Dib just told me what to do! I didn't know! Gee, Zim --"
"Don't act as though you are my friend, worm baby! Invaders need no friends!"
"But Zim, I..."
"Quiet, Just tell me what you did to GIR!"
Now, how did all this come about? What happened to GIR? Read more to find out...
(Scene: Zim in his laboratory, trying to come up with a way to defeat Dib and the Scary Monkey at the same time. GIR is happily rolling in the floor with his Piggie.)
"GIR! Cease that wretched toddling and come here!"
(GIR's commandment colors shine for a brief moment)
"Yes my master!"
"GIR, tell me what you know of this 'Scary Monkey Show'...TELL ME!"
"I loooooove that show."
"Yes, I know GIR, you love every show on this pathetic projection box, but what do you know about the Scary Monkey?"
"OH!.......He lives in Toronto!"
"Toronto?! What in the name of all that is Irkin is Toronto?"
"It's a place, in...Canada?"
"Canada? Isn't that on the other side of this planet?"
"...I....don't....know..."
"Well then, we must devise a plan to get to this Toronto while attracting Dib. That shouldn't be so hard."
(Zim turns back to his computers and GIR resumes his rolling in the floor with Piggie.)
"GIR!!!"
(GIR almost leaps out of his doggy disguise at the sudden shout)
"GIR, I know how we can get Dib-Monkey to this Can..Cana.. what was that place?"
".....BANANA!!"
"No, GIR, where Toronto is, the Scary Monkey, remember?"
"Oh. TORONTO! WHEEEE!!"
(GIR proceeds to run wildly all over the room, ignoring Zim's pleas for answers. Zim hides his head in frustration and types in 'Toronto' on the guidance chip GIR left out of his head....AGAIN!)
"GIR, Toronto is in CANADA!"
(GIR looks at Zim like he's a complete idiot.)
"Duuuuhhhh, that's what I said!"
"Well nevermind that, GIR, I know a way we can get that stupid human to go to Toronto. That wretched show he watches, 'Mysterious Mysteries' is also there. We will lead him there using his own ADDICTIONS against the little spoot!"
"I like Bananas. Can I have a Banana?"
"Go away GIR! I'm working!"
(Zim cackles to himself and goes on with his plan.)
"If there were ever an Irkin monkey genius, it would be ME! Come GIR! We must pack!"
(Eating a banana, peel and all)
"I love you banana."
To be continued....