So one day Rolf was just walkin' da cul-de-sac when suddenly he encountered one of da tf2 guys. It was
Demoman
"AH HAD ME GOOD EYE ON YA' DA WHOLE TIEM" said Demoman and then Rolf was all liek "YOU HAVE MADE A MARY ANDREW OF ROLF, FOR THIS YOU MUST-" and then got his totally cognitive team together. It was:
*Ed
*Tails
*Barry Scott
*Rijno (OKAAAAAAAAAY)
"I'LL SHOW YOU HOW POWERFUL MY CYCLONE IS" said Tails as he cyclone'd towards Demoman but then Demoman became Hoshi and did his signature "WEI" move on Tails who turned into Russian Kevin and did his unique "EEEUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" very different from Zerostyle ya' know? Then it was Barry Scott's turn to clean up the lot with Cillit Bang.
"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT
BANG, AND THE DIRT IS GONE" said the spokesperson as he erased Dirtman from existence with his Cillit Bang thingy. "LIMESCALE, DEMOMAN, GROUND-IN DIRT. CILLIT BANG CLEANS UP THE LOT" also Rijno was recording this whole fight on his 7/11 convenience store camera yo'.
"WAIT 'TILL I UPLOAD THIS TO YOUTUBE, MY SUBSCRIBERS WILL LOVE IT" but then Rolf realized that Ed wasn't doing anything because Ed was actually Double D.
"YOU ARE NOT ED
YOU HAVE CURSED MY RASPBERRIES TO THE LIFE OF SALAD DRESSING, IMPOSTOR WITH TINY FEET" as he threw Rijno (REERURUEEUEUERUEEEEU) at Double D who exploded and turned into Euie from Cardcaptors again as you may remember from that one fanfic Demoman's revenge because they have da same voice actor yo'.
"GET READY FOR THE FINAL JUDGEMENT" as Irie got out his cards and released the thingies to kill Rolf but since Rolf is the best character in the entire show he survived the attack and killed Euie instead. But then suddenly it was
PRESIDENT KEAGERSTEIN
Then Rolf realized where Double Eduie had gotten all dat medical power to do absolutely nothing.
"YOU ARE NOT PREZ
YOU HAVE CURSED MY FANFIC TO THE LIFE OF HOSPITAL STUFF" shouted Rolf in anger at the pretzel.
"HAHAHA, NOW TO DO HOSPITAL STUFF"
TO BE CONTINUED