Chef is walking through the halls of a prison.
"I was framed I tell ya!" a prisoner yelled.
"Shut up you psycho" a guard said.
Chef makes it to a certain cell containing his former boss Chris McLean.
"Look who finally came to see me" Chris said. "Well guess what I don't need you. I've started my own reality show in jail. Sure it doesn't have cameras but it's something"
"This is just sad" said Chef.
"I don't need your sympathy" Chris said, "Now I have Chef two"
Chris holds up a cashew with Chef's face on it.
"And now it's just disturbing" Chef said. "Listen Chris. The producers are letting you back on the show. Are you in?"
"Of course" said Chris.
"There are just a few conditions" said Chef.
"Whatever they are it'll be better than being in jail" Chris said.
"Good. We're back in business" Chef said.
A few weeks later Chris is back on the island.
"Welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa. Now mutant free" Chris said. "I'm your charming host Chris McLean"
Suddenly Blaineley pushes Chris to the ground.
"And I'm your more charming co-host Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran" Blaineley said.
"Oh yeah, one of my conditions was that I had to have a co-host" Chris explained. "Apparently they wanted someone younger, more attractive, and who hasn't been in jail"
"That's why they chose me" Blaineley bragged.
"As you may remember last season we had some new contestants. This season we'll be adding them with some contestants from the original season" Chris explained.
A helicopter nears the island.
"Here they are now" said Blaineley.
"First up is bossy athlete: Jo" Chris introduced.
Chef throws Jo out of the plane.
"You'll pay for this Chris!" Jo shouted.
"Next up is Total Drama's resident snarker: Noah" Chris announced.
Chef pushes Noah out of the plane.
"Why couldn't you do this in a normal way?" Noah asked while falling.
"Mike and his many other personalities" Chris said.
Chef throws Mike out of the helicopter.
"This looks very bad!" Mike yelled.
"Insane Total Drama fangirl: Sierra" Chris announced.
Sierra excitedly jumps out of the helicopter.
"I can't believe I'm on the island!" Sierra said happily.
"Brainy bubble boy: Cameron" Chris continued.
Chef drops Cameron from the plane.
"My small body mass will explode on impact!" Cameron said.
"Stuck up C.I.T. Courtney" Chris introcued.
Chef throws Courtney out of the plane.
"Chris you'll be hearing from my lawyer" Courtney said.
"Silent genius B" Chris continued.
Chef pushes B out of the helicopter.
B covers his eyes in fear as he falls.
"Small town girl wearing way too much red: Zoey" Chris said.
Chef drops her from the helicopter.
"It isn't that much red" Zoey said.
"Brainless beauty: Lindsay" Chris announced.
Lindsay is thrown from the helicopter.
"Wow, I've always wanted to fly" Lindsay said enthusiastically.
"Cowardly army boy: Brick" Chris introduced.
Chef pushes Brick out of the helicopter.
"I don't want to die like this!" Brick shouted.
"Possible escaped mental patient: Izzy" Chris said.
Izzy jumps out of the helicopter.
"CANNONBALL!" Izzy exclaimed.
"Devious dirt farmer: Scott" Chris continued.
"Please don't make me jump" Scott pleaded to Chef.
"Sure thing" said Chef. Chef pushes him.
"That wasn't what I meant!" Scott yelled back up.
"Three hundred pounds of fun: Owen" Chris announced.
Owen tries to get off the helicopter but gets stuck in the doors.
"Can someone help me?" Owen asked.
Chef pushes him out.
"Thanks" said Owen while falling.
"Bratty rich girl: Dakota"
Dakota is throw out of the helicopter.
"You can't do this to me!" Dakota cried.
"Goth loner: Gwen" Chris said.
Gwen is dropped out of the helicopter.
"I wish I could say this was the first time you threw me from a plane" Gwen said.
"Bad boy who I think wears eyeliner: Duncan" Chris announced.
Duncan is thrown from the helicopter.
"It's black eye paint!" Duncan corrected in mid air.
"Queen of mean: Heather" Chris said.
Chef throws Heather out of the plane.
"I do not approve of that nickname!" Heather said.
"Adorable geek: Cody" Chris introduced.
Cody is tossed out of the plane.
"I'm going to die aren't I?!" said Cody.
"The crafty yet attractive Alejandro" Chris said.
"I'll jump myself" said Alejandro.
"Thank you" said Chef.
Aleajdnro jumps out of the helicopter.
"And last but not least, freaky moonchild Dawn" Chris said.
"She ins't in here!" Chef called down to Chris.
"What?" said Chris. "I swear if that freak is standing behind me I'm going to flip out"
Chris turns around and nobody is there.
"I guess they just disappeared" said Blaineley.
Chris turns back around to be face to face with Dawn.
"Greeting Chris" said Dawn.
"Don't do that!" said Chris. "You join the others. Meet them near the cabins"
Later the contestants at the cabins. One cabin looks very luxurious and the other not so much.
"Hey isn't that the cabin we blew up last season?" Scott asked.
"Indeed it is" said Chris. "We had it rebuilt and this time the winning team get to stay in there".
"I'd like to call the "All-Star" status of a lot of the people here into question" Courtney said.
"Yeah, a lot of people just don't seem to fit" Jo said.
"Okay, we didn't actually pick you out on how well you performed in the past seasons" Chris said. "We brought you in on how good you would be for ratings... Or in Dakota's case she just bribed me with lots of money"
"You weren't supposed to say that!" Dakota said angrily
"Sorry, they wanted answers" Blaineley said."
"Why did I agree to be here..." Duncan muttered.
"In addition to this season being about all stars it's also about heroes and villains" Chris said. "That's why I decided to split you up into teams based on your performance in the past"
"Heather, Alejandro, Scott, Duncan, Courtney, Izzy, Jo, Dakota, Noah, and Gwen. You are the Villainous Vultures" Blaineley said.
"Wait why am I a villain?" Gwen asked.
"I have the same question" said Noah.
"What did I do that's so villainous?" Dakota asked.
"I wasn't in charge of forming teams. Chris was" said Blaineley.
Confessional
Noah seems very annoyed by his team.
"Being on the villains is not ideal" said Noah. "But I do suppose it could have some sort of advantage"
Second Confessional
Gwen is angrily sitting in the confessional.
"Unbelievable! I can't believe I'm a villain" Gwen said. "It's because of my outfit isn't it?!"
Third Confessional
Courtney is oddly happy with her team.
"Normally I'd be incredibly angry with my team" said Courtney. "But in season two I got to the final four by being as ruthless as possible. So that's what I'm going to do. It's a good thing my team reflects this"
End Confessionals
"Moving on. Zoey, Owen, Cody, B, Sierra, Cameron, Lindsay, Mike, Dawn, and Brick you are the Heroic Hamsters" Blaineley said.
"What's so heroic about hamsters?" Brick asked.
"It was either that or Heroic Hippos" Chris said.
"Hamster it is" said Brick.
"Another thing about this season is that some of these challenges will be throwbacks to older challenges" said Chris.
"You ran out of ideas for challenges didn't you" said Noah.
"Shut up" said Chris. "Follow me and Blaineley to first challenge"
The teams start climbing up a hill to make it to the first challenge. The villains are mostly silent.
"You know just because we're villains we don't have to act like it" said Gwen. "Right?"
Gwen is met by silence from her team.
"Okay then" said Gwen.
Confessional
"That could have gone better" said Gwen.
Second Confessional
"There are very few people I know I can trust. That's why people like Gwen never win" said Alejandro.
Third Confessional
"As one of my only friends... Kind of... Gwen is right" said Courtney. "But right now I need to focus on what's important. Winning. After all my mother didn't raise a loser"
Fourth Confessional
"Gwen's an awesome person" said Izzy. "But what's more awesome is being pure evil... There will be blood this season"
Izzy sinisterly smiles at the camera
End Confessional
On the Heroes they seem to be getting along better. Zoey looks behind her to notice that Cameron and Dawn are struggling to get up hill.
"Are you okay?" Zoey asked.
"We're fine" said Cameron.
"It is just a bit windy" said Dawn.
"It's just a light gust" Zoey said. "How is that keeping you two from climbing?"
"I have an inherently weak body structure" said Cameron.
"I mostly eat berries and nuts" said Dawn. "It is very good for my health but not very good when climbing"
Later both teams have made it to the top of the cliff.
"It's time for the first challenge" said Chris. "As a throwback to the very first Total Drama challenge you will be diving into shark infested waters to get a key to unlock the very special McLean Spa and Hotel. Each contestant can only dive once"
"Did you say shark infested?" Scott said nervously.
Confessional
Scott has curled up into a ball in the confessional.
"Last season I was chased by a mutant shark named Fang. Ever since then I've sort of had an insane fear of sharks" Scott said.
End Confessional
"Yes I said sharks" said Chris. "No mutant ones. They've been moved by my pal Inspector Swanson. When you grab the key you think is right you hop into the wheelbarrow or baby carriage from the World Tour finale and another team member pushes you to the spa. The team that unlocks the spa wins"
"The teams will now start picking who will push the cart now" Blaineley said.
"That was my line" said Chris.
"Shut up McLean" said Blaineley.
"I volunteer" said Scott. "They don't have sharks on the land"
"Because avoiding your fears is so much better than facing them" Noah said sarcastically.
"I'm staying out of the water and that's final" said Scott.
"Someone's a coward" Heather said under her breath.
"I heard that!" Scott said angrily.
The Heroes are having troubles deciding who should push the cart.
"I'd like to volunteer myself" said Sierra. "I have loads of energy and I'll be able to do this in a snap"
"I wanted to do it" said Lindsay.
"No offence Lindsay but you're a bit... Not smart" said Cody.
"I may be a bit ditzy but I know how to push a cart. I'm not completely brain dead" Lindsay said.
"Brick is the most athletic person on the team I suggest him" said Zoey.
"Thank you ma'am" Brick said.
"That sounds okay to me" said Owen.
B nods in agreement.
"It's settled then" said Mike.
"Have you made your decisions yet?" Blaineley asked.
"Yes we have" said Dakota.
"As have we" Dawn said.
"Good let's get this challenge started" said Blaineley.
"I want to jump first" said Jo. "Anybody got a problem with that?"
The rest of her team remains silent.
"That's what I thought" Jo said.
Confessional
"Did I mention that Jo scares the crap out of me" said Scott. "She sort of accidentally broke my legs last season"
End Confessional
Jo jumps from the cliff. She dives down into the water the and grabs a key.
"Move it now dirt boy" Jo demanded.
"Got it" Scott said.
Back on the top of the cliff Sierra is preparing to dive.
"I've totally got this down" Sierra said confidently.
Sierra jumps. She lands in the water and comes up holding a key. Sierra swims out of the water and gets into the baby carriage.
"Ready to go ma'am" said Brick
At the McLean Spa Scott arrives first. As soon as they stop Scott fall to the ground in pain and hold his leg.
"Ow! I think I have a cramp in my leg" Scott said.
Jo runs up to the door and tries the key.
"Come on work you stupid key!" Jo demanded.
Jo throws the key on the ground.
"We're going back Scott" Jo said.
Scott gets up and starts pushing Jo.
Brick makes it there. Sierra quickly jumps out of the carriage and tries the key in the lock. It doesn't work and Sierra quickly hops back into the carriage.
"That was fast" said Brick.
"I ate ten bowls of cereal this morning" said Sierra. "I have energy to spare"
Back at the cliff Dakota is refusing to jump.
"I can't jump" said Dakota. "I'll ruin my perfect make up I have on"
"Just do it" said Heather.
"No" Dakota said.
"Just jump" Alejandro said angrily.
"I'll do it" said Izzy.
Izzy gets a running start and jumps off the cliff. Izzy dives into the water and pulls out several keys.
"Izzy, you're only aloud one at a time" Chris said.
"You're no fun" said Izzy.
Izzy drops several keys.
Izz gets out of the water and into Scott's wheelbarrow. Scott starts running again.
"Can I jump next?" Cody asked.
"I don't see why not" said Zoey.
"That's rad" said Cody.
"Please don't say rad" said Mike.
"Sorry... It sort of just slipped out" Cody said.
Cody jumps off the cliff. He hits his head on a rock about halfway down.
Confessional
"Whenever something like that happens I just tell myself it'll be funnier when I rewatch it" Cody said.
End Confessional
Cody lands in the water and pulls out a key. Cody goes over to Brick.
"Let's get to the spa" said Cody. "And maybe a hospital"
At the spa Scott makes it there first again.
"Okay, my legs are feeling better" said Scott.
Izzy springs out of the wheelbarrow and tries to unlock the door. When it doesn't work Izzy runs back to Scott.
"Come on let's go" said Izzy.
"Already?" Scott asked. "I'm running out of breath"
Brick makes it there.
"Lets move the villains have the advantage" said Brick.
"Okay" said Cody.
Cody gets to the spa and the key fails to work. Cody goes back to Brick.
"It didn't work" said Cody.
"Let's head back" said Brick.
Back at the cliff.
"Will you jump now?" Gwen asked Dakota.
"I still refuse to jump" said Dakota.
"Out of the way. I'll do it" said Courtney.
Courtney looks down the cliff before looking back.
"You know I sort of have this thing where I don't like being dead" said Courtney. "Maybe I could-"
Courtney is cut off by Heather pushing her off. Courtney lands in the water and holds up a key.
"You know there was probably a better way" said Courtney.
Courtney goes over to Scott.
"Move now" Courtney said.
"Alright" said Scott.
Confessional
"If I knew this challenge would involve so much running I probably would have just jumped" said Scott.
End Confessional
Back at the top B is jumping for the Heroes next.
B confidently looks down the cliff before jumping. B dives down and pulls up a key. B goes over to Brick. Brick struggles to push B.
"No offence B but someone more light weight should have dived" said Brick.
B facepalms.
Scott and Courtney make it to the spa. Courtney tries the key on the door and it doesn't work.
"Why doesn't the stupid key work" Courtney said.
Courtney goes back to Scott.
"Come on the Heroes are probably almost here" said Courtney.
In the middle of the forest Brick is struggling to push B. Scott zooms past them.
Confessional
"Ugh, this is so frustrating" said Brick.
Second Confessional
B bangs his head on the wall multiple times.
End Confessional
At the top of the cliff Dakota still refuses to jump.
"I will not jump" said Dakota.
"I've had it!" Jo snapped. "If you value your life you will jump"
"I'm not sure" said Dakota. "I don't really want-"
Jo pushes Dakota off the cliff.
"Sorry... You were just getting on my nerves" said Jo.
Dakota grabs a key and runs over to Scott.
Meanwhile at the spa Brick finally makes it there.
"Made it..." Brick said weakly.
Scott makes it there at the same time.
Dakota and B race to the spa. Dakota falls over and B out runs her. B tries the key and it works. The door opens to reveal a luxurious hotel with Chris and Blaineley waiting for them.
"Congratulations B" said Chris. "You just won for the Heroic Hamsters"
"Were you just waiting there for someone to let you out?" Brick asked.
"We accidentally locked ourselves in there" Blaineley explained.
"She's lying we totally planned this" Chris said quickly. "Anyway. The Villains will be one team member short after tonight"
Scott and Dakota glare at each other.
Later the Villains are gathered around the camp fire with the Heroes watching.
"Why are we here?" Cameron asked.
"One member of the Heroes will get a special reward" Chris explained. "Any volunteers?"
All the Heroes raise their hands.
"That reward being a trip to Boney Island for the night" Chris continued.
The Heroes immediately put their hands down. B is a bit slow and Chris spots him.
"B, you still have your hands raised and I'm not hearing a no" Chris said. "The benefit of being on Boney Island is that you get to search for the official McLean Immunity Idol"
"You didn't say that" said Dawn.
"I structure my sentences so that I save the best parts for last" Chris said. "There's a boat waiting for you B"
B leaves the camp fire to go to Boney Island.
"Now as for the Villains I've looked at the votes" said Chris. "The following are safe: Jo, Noah, Alejandro, Courtney, Izzy, Gwen, Heather, and Duncan"
Chris throws all of them marshmallows.
"That just leaves me and Dakota" said Scott.
"You are correct" said Chris. "There is only one marshmallow left. Which means only one of you stays. And the final marshmallow goes to..."
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Scott catches his marshmallow.
"Yes!" Scott cheered.
"That means I only get one episode of screen time" Dakota said. "Whatever. I still have like a million Facebook friends"
Later the Villains have gathered on the Dock of Shame. There is a large object on the dock covered by a giant tarp.
"What's behind that?" Duncan asked.
"Is it some sort of giant sling shot?" Alejandro asked.
"Another catapult?" Scott asked.
"Behold the Flush of Shame!" Chris said. Chris pulls of the tarp to reveal a giant toilet.
"This looks so stupid" said Noah.
"Don't worry it's very clean" Blaineley reassured.
"There is no way you will get me in that thing" Dakota said.
"Chef! Get her out of here" Chris demanded.
Chef throws Dakota into the Flush of Shame.
"Are you positive this thing is clean?" Dakota asked.
"Probably" said Chris.
"Wait what?" Dakota said. "What's that supposed to-"
Dakota is interrupted by Chris pressing a button on a remote that turns the Flush of Shame on.
"I hate you Chris!" Dakota yelled as she was being flushed away.
"Farewell Dakota" said Chris. "All-Stars is just getting started. What surprises will it have in store? Find out next time in another episode of, Total. Drama. All-Stars"
This is going to be my most challenging season for me to write yet. Probably since the canon version had so many problems with it. And also because it's had the largest about of characters in a fanfic I've written. My previous stories have has some flaws. My version of World Tour was predictable and had plot points that went nowhere and my version of Revenge of the Island was less predictable but had a unlikeable final two. I hope to fix these flaws. As for the elimination Dakota got a lot of screen time in my Revenge of the Island fanfic so that's why I eliminated her first. Please let me know what you've thought of it so far.