--------- Eclipse; Edward or Jake Talk ---------------

"Ok, for starters

Is there anyone who loves only Jake?"

(No Hands go up)

"Ok...Not all hands go up at once." I say.

Clearly there is some 'Team Jake' out there.

"Again are there anyone who likes Jake?!"

Some hands go up...I'm pleased.

"Much, Much better...Twilightners...Much."

"Alright so, who thinks Bella made the right choice?" I ask

Grasshoppers chirping

(Clears throat)

"Who thinks BELLA MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE?!" I ask.

All hands go up.

Ok...so then that tells me. There are some backstabbing Jake Fans out there.

"So you all agree. Bella and Edward?" I ask them.

They all shake their head's ' yes'.

(One hand goes up high)

I roll my eyes, and then I point to the sticky handed kid.

"Yes?"

The kid then stood up, shaking a bit.

"Wouldn't Bella, like get hurt if she made Jake mad. When she was with him. Or something?" The kid asks.

DUH!! Such an Easy Q!

"Well IF she did. I would think so, then Edward would have to hunt down Jake." I say.

The kid huffs, and sits down.

Another kid stands up.

"Yes?" I ask once more.

"What IF Bella chose Jake, not Edward?" She asked.

I could see that A BUNCH of the fans were going to cry. And I was one of them ( not that I dislike Jake, I don't. And if I did...I wouldn't be doing this)

"Well, then that would change the whole storyline wouldn't it?" I ask her.

She shakes her head.

"But if that were to happen, I would probably scream. And come to rip that DOG apart." I tell her with a grin plastered on my face.

"Don't get me wrong, I LIKE Jake. No offense to you Jake Lovers'." I say with another smile.

"What If Bella...like got some really ugly glasses...and then...she had to show them to the Cullen family?" A musical voice echoed off the walls.

The Twilightners all looked at the girl who had said that.

Wait.

No.

It.

Couldn't Be.

Cliffy!

Who could the girl be?

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