EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
CLIFFORD
VS
DAFFODIL
BEGIN
[CLIFFORD]
ALRIGHT DAFFODIL LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I'M MADE OF
EVERYBODY KNOW THAT THE SHORTEST BUNNY SUCK
HOLY CRAP DAFFODIL YOU LIKE TO STAY CLEAN
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU HATE GETTING DIRTY
IF YOU WERE A RABBIT YOU'LL BE EATEN ALIVE
WHEN I FIND A FREAKING FOX AND YOU WILL DIE
NEVERMIND ABOUT YOU GO BACK TO THE RABBIT YOU SHITTY
GO BACK TO BUG BUNNY, THUMPER, CREAM, AND BUNNELBY
[DAFFODIL]
ALRIGHT BABY BROTHER LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW
PLAYING WITH A DAMN SOCKSPIDER IS A SMELLY LITTLE BOW
IT NOT A REAL TOY LIKE YOU ARE SUCH A BABY
I THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP PLAYING WITH THE SIDARSKI
WAKING ME UP YOU ARE JUST LIKE A ROOSTER
I WILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND USE IT AS A FLOWER
I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE AND SOON YOU WILL DIE
STEALING EMILY FROM ME IS LIKE STEALING A LIE
[CLIFFORD]
WELL DON'T BE JEALOUS HEY THAT IS THE SIN
UNLEAST I DON'T CHOKE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS IN
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE DESTROY AND NEVER COME BACK
I WILL TELL FLO AND ZO TO SMASH YOU THROUGH THE ASS
I AM MORE BETTER THAN YOU THAT IS WHY I AM A MALE
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A HOLLAND BUNNY WHO IS ALWAYS PALE
DON'T TESTIFY ME I AM MORE FUN THAN YOU
IF JORGE WERE TO COME WE'LL DESTROY YOUR HOUSE OR TWO
[DAFFODIL]
SPEAKING OF WHICH THIS IS NO PUPPY ZONE
IF YOU KNOCK OVER MY HOUSE THEN YOU WILL GET BONED
GO BACK TO PUPPY WORLD WITH LOTS OF DOG THAT SEE
GO BACK TO SANTA LITTLE HELPER, PLUTO, AND CHARKY
TALK ABOUT THE DAMN SIN YOU DO THAT A LOT
YOU'RE A GLUTTONY, LUST, PRIDE, ENVY, GREEDY, ANGER, AND SLOTH
OH GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE I KNOW I WILL WIN
BECAUSE I AM A GIRL AND THAT IS A SPIN
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE