"No this can't be happening!" Kagome screamed out in horror. The others turned around post haste to see what she was bitching about now.

"What the hell is wrong with you now Kagome?" Inuyasha sneered.

"Shut up! No! Sit!" Kagome screeched at Inuyasha causing his poor demon demeanor to crash into the thick ground foliage of the forest.

"What is it Kagome?" Miroku questioned. Kagome glared at him and shoved him away.

"You wouldn't understand!" she cried.

"Why not?" Miroku asked hurt.

"I need to talk to a woman!" Kagome pleaded. Sango began to step forward when Kagome exclaimed, "Let's go find Hehachi."

"Why? Sango is a woman can't you talk to her about it?" Shippo asked then was beaten by inuyasha for speaking.

"No Sango isn't womanly enough I must go gab with Hehachi or Jaken he might understand!" Kagome pleaded.

"Is this about your bicycle butt pains again?" Inuyasha scoffed.

"Sit! I told you to shut up!" Kagome spat.

"Well seeing how this story could do with a battle of the death. You can go visit Jaken and the rest of us will watch Inuyasha fight Sesshoumaru," Miroku replied.

"I'll beat him this time!" Inuyasha vowed.

"Don't let you anger get the best of you," Sango said wisely. Miroku came up behind her.

"Yeah what she said," Miroku replied. Do I really have to explain what happened next? In the end Miroku walked with a red hand print setting on his cheek Oh Miroku when will you learn!

Later On…

So the gang took off to the east because it seems Sesshoumaru only wanders around in one direction. Always. Sure enough after 3 episodes of filler the gang came upon Sesshoumaru, his unrequited love partner Jaken, and his fresh piece of tail Rin.

" What the hell are you doing here Sesshoumaru?" Inuyasha sneered forgetting the fact that they were looking for him in the first place.

"The animators place me here when they feel like we need to clash. Personally it's all sweet fanny's apple to me," Sesshoumaru replied completely out of character. "Oh I mean ahem… I go where the wind takes me Inuyasha and no mere half demon like you will ever distract me from my destination. Now stand aside you miserable half breed."

"That's no way to talk about you own blood Sesshoumaru," Inuyasha sneered drawing his sword.

"With any luck I will be able to draw that blood today," Sesshoumaru replied with a better comeback.

" Dog fight!" Shippo exclaimed.

" Dog Fight!" Sango followed up.

" Whore Off… I mean Dog fight!" Miroku finished. The two brothers jumped into the air and with that the swords were raised and the whore off began. I mean the dogfight.

Meanwhile…

As the two brothers duked it out Kagome went to go find Jaken. She found him sitting under the tree drawing up plans for killing Rin so that he may have his monogamy back with Lord Sesshie as he called him.

"Why Kagome this is an unpleasant surprise what the hell are you doing here!" Jaken asked.

"Please Jaken I needed to talk to a woman!" Kagome pleaded. Jaken's eyes lit up with delight.

"And you thought of me! Oh I am so pleased. Come come spill the beans what's going on. Does it involve Inuyasha?" Jaken exclaimed

" Well it might… and I suppose it will eventually," Kagome replied uneasily.

"Eventually? Does it involve Miroku? Kouga?" Jaken asked.

" It could involve all of them. And Hojo for that matter!" Kagome groaned at the thought. Jaken began to wonder what the whole thing could be about…

"Well how it could involve so many boys!" Jaken mused. Kagome turned slightly red and leaned over closer.

"Jaken I haven't had my bicycle pains in six weeks," Kagome whispered. Jaken began jumping up and down in excitement.

" Do you mean? Could it be? Yes! Yes! Are you!" Jaken screamed out.

"Shhh! Yes I am almost certain of it." Kagome replied wearily. "And the worst part is it could be anybody… even Inuyasha!"

"Inuyasha! But he's in a battle of the death! We must stop it immediately!" Jaken finally ceased jumping and tore off to the battlefield with Kagome trying to stop the whole way.

Back at the Battle Field…

The clashing of the swords could be heard for miles in the forest. The two brothers struck each other numerous times while yelling out lame powers that they had which by the way are rather inconsistent. How can the Wind Scar kill five million demons sometimes and other times can't even break one lousy barrier? Anyway the brothers fought for a while.

Suddenly Sesshoumaru found a weak point and threw Inuyasha to the ground. He directed his sword towards the half demon's throat. Inuyasha dripping with blood dare not claim defeat by looking down.

" Gonna kill me Sesshoumaru?" Inuyasha dared.

"That would be the easy thing to do," Sesshoumaru replied. However I will wait five seconds before I slice your throat relieving you of your demon blood. It seems when I wait for the suspense something is added to the story and I must wander off again."

Sure enough after the five seconds Jaken and Kagome running across the field. Both brothers looked while Jaken ran in between the two of them and began to cry to Sesshoumaru.

"Lord Sesshoumaru! You must not kill Inuyasha!" Jaken pleaded.

"Why not?" Sesshoumaru demanded to know. Jaken looked frightened.

" Inuyasha is to be a father Lord Sesshoumaru!" Jaken exclaimed.

" What the hell!"

Dramatic Reverb