ME: HEEEYY! So I was reading a total drama Fanfic when they played 7 minutes in heaven but with blindfolds. So I'm writing a YU-GI-OH! Abridged Fanfic like it.
SETO: just write the stupid Fanfic already!
ME: oh. Alright don't get your Joey loving knickers in a twist! Any way in the reviews choose two Random Main of Minor characters for me to put in the closet!
Disclaimer: ME: Ryou! I don't own you! RYOU: tea and crumpets! I would hope not!
PS: all Yami's and Hikari's have their own bodies!
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Prologue – the phone call.

it was Seto Kaiba's birthday and the CEO was feeling kinda lonely. So he picked up his mobile and dialled the only number that wasn't for work.
"Nyeh? Money bags? Why are ya calling me?" Joey's annoying voice asked down the phone.
"Wheeler, I'm having a party. Invite all your annoying friends." Kaiba replied.
"Even Naruto?" Joey questioned. Seto sighed.
"Even Naruto. Oh, the YUGIOH! Antagonists can come too!" the billionaire answered.
"Nyeh? Ooh can we play dat game with ta closet!" Joey exclaimed.
"Uh. Sure mutt." The CEO had no idea what he saw in this hyperactive furry.
"Oi'll bring my blindfolds!" Joey squealed.
"Why do you hav-?"
"Dats for me ta know and for you ta find out!" Kiba then hung up on his 'friend'.

BEEP! BEEP!
"Nyeh? Kaiba? Are ya dere?" BROOKLYN RAGE!" Joey yelled at his switched off phone. At that moment I'm bringing sexy back started playing and Duke Devlin walked in followed by Tristan Taylor.
"I'm not a witch! Tell him Joey!" Duke pleaded. Tristan glared at the other two males in the room.
"He must be a witch! HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!" Tristan protested "I got better." Joey just laughed at his two friends.
"Well dats nice! Any way I got great news!" Joey announced.
"Is it that I got that modelling job?" asked Duke.
"Nope." Joey told them.
"Does it involve hanging Bakura!" Questioned Tristan.
"Why would we want to do dat?" Joey quizzed.
"Ummm no reason." Tristan answered.
"So we got invited to Kaiba's party!" Serenity then walked down the stairs.
"Whats up big brother?" she asked.
"We are going to a party! Invite all your friends!" her elder brother replied.
"Even the Fanfic authoress?"
"Even her!"

"Greetings my evil council!" Marik Ishtar announced. He looked around to see only his room mate Bakura.
"Marik everyone else went to Kaiba's bloody birthday party." He informed the blond.
"Oh." Marik realised. "Well let us crash this party! With the help of the FANFICTION AUTHORESS!" Bakura sighed.
"Can't we just do it ourselves?"
"You can have your own body!"
"I'm in!" just then a redheaded girl walked out of nowhere followed by a taller girl with sapphire blue hair.
"Well let's get going shall we?" the redhead asked. They then realised she had a cocker spaniel with her. "That is Maxi. Touch him and die!" Ryou and Melvin then came out of the shadows.
"Hello host." Bakura said through gritted teeth. Ryou smiled and waved at him.
"its bloody nice to have my own body again!" he chirped.
"You said it mini kitty!" Marik agreed. Melvin smirked at his hikari.
"Hello Marik! Can I have a hug?" he asked. But the fanfiction author ordered the bluenette to restrain him.
"Oh yeah. This is Amber. My bodyguard. She shall make sure no one dies before we get to Kaiba's mansion." The redhead informed them. "btw you may call me Lilly. But only for this Fanfic. Now to the Marikmobile!"